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Adorable kid. |
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Hey, it's been over two months now!
Sure, the last one was only a little over a month, but the one before that was a year and a half, and the one before that was ELEVEN FUCKING YEARS. |
Shit, you guys are almost as old as Oddjob.
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yeah. he's, like, old, man.
really old. really. |
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But hopefully you'll have better things to do than post on an online forum. |
What were the dinosaurs like, OJ?
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Exactly, how old are we talking, here?
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Like you can't search on google or check his OWF profile, depending on what exactly you're asking for. I thought YOU were the kind of guy who likes browsing for things. Shame
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Bloody hell. I never knew we had members that are that old. (no offence)
Not to make you feel bad or anything OJ, but your only a couple of years younger than my parents. 0_0 |
To be honest, I'm just grooming everybody. I don't even know what this forum's about.
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I thought my hair had become less knotted.
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Oddjob: OWF resident sexual predator.
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I'm still not entirely convinced that OJA isn't a 17 year old who's been trolling us all this time.
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I just think OJA is a carton of orange juice who has learned to use the internet.
I crocheted an ugly hat yesterday. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ps5731c03c.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ps5d4deb20.jpg Also Steamer_KING, those photos are so adorable! |
The hat looks like a cake. I like that.
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Cute hat!
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All of the ones of me smiling came out stupid because of my stupid face, so here's me looking serious. Boys, form a queue.
The beard is a thing now. This is a different beard to the last one I posted. I shaved that off weeks ago and started completely fresh. |
Holy fucking shit you look about 25...nice follicle growth dude.
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That really is one impressive beard.
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I thought Billy Mays was dead!
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Holy crap, even your shirt is Phylum Blue.
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No it isn't. JPEG killed all of the lighter blues in that photo.
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Oh yeah, it's pinstriped.
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No, it's just regular striped.
In that photo it appears to be a blue shirt with white stripes, but it's really quite clearly the other way around when I'm actually wearing it. |
I'm ridiculously in love with that beard.
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Now imagine how I feel every time I look in the mirror.
This bear is the best thing that's happened for my self-confidence in years. |
Fuck yes it has, it's glorious.
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Phylum, when I got my beard back, we should totally do this:
http://images.cheezburger.com/comple...6c931dae9c.jpg |
Beard sex?
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You could go to parties as CatDog.
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DI's redundant.
That makes my straggly little thing I had when I was about 16 look completely pathetic. |
You know, if you shaved off the middle you'd have some pretty good sideburns. :tard:
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I know, that's why I said it.
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If I ever work up the courage to take a razer to it, that is. |