If you're any sort of man you'll nip that shit in the bud and have them both make you and giant sandwich.

I suspect his plan was to be in the middle of the sandwich himself.

Damn voraphiles...

And I was. Well, kind of. It was still awesome though!

Hey, off-topic and from 3 pages ago! I'm on a roll here!

To me it always sounded like they'd got together, thought up the "edgiest" words they could, put them all into a hat and picked out two to make into a song.

Hence my tendency to shout "WOOA-OOA-OOA YOUR BLOOD IS ON PAA-AIN" while the song is playing.

Back OT, I like eye conact. Apparently I've got quite an 'intense' look sometimes, like I'm trying to read their mind. Usually because I am.

If you read my mind, you'd run away in horror. :robot:

My mind may contain monsters.

I've seen 2 Girls 1 Cup.

I can handle anything :)

blue waffle?

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I've seen that to.

But I haven't got the courage to watch 1 Man 1 Jar yet.

My knowledge on scat porn is somewhat unsettling. Seriously, two girls one cup is by far the mildest shit (lol) that I've seen. Watch Four girls finger painting then come back here, and for STM, one Priest one Nun.

Let's not talk about this.

Then I don't want to know what else is out there...

SWAP.avi

Cum swap?

I love how the topic changed the moment Havoc reported his threesome.

The mental images...

I'm ill... :(

Yeah that was kind of... unrewarding? Seriously why are there no guys here giving me high fives and yelling inaudible things at me like in the movies?

GO HAVOC WOO MAN YEAAH OH WELL DONE HI FIVE YOU REALLY SCORED HUH OH BOY YES WELL DONE NICE HEY OH YEAH BOY WELL DONE NICE MAN

HIGH FIVE YO! DUDE! WAY TO GO YEA! SOCKS!

Threesomes aren't the impressive feat of sexual prowess they were in the 90's. Alot of people have had them or have come close to having them.

Or it could be that most of this forum hates you.

I am not hated. Just severely disliked from time to time.

They're envious.

well personally I just think there's just not a lot to ask. I mean we can all imagine how it happen...

The girls probably started out by kissing each other, then they licked mr. Havoc, and then the girls like stuffed their fists into each other and started eating pizza... Then they made a sandwich with ham, cheese and mayo and put havoc in the middle, and ate him.

And one of Havoc's dismembered fingers is now posting from their stomach on his iPhone...

See? It all adds up.

You left out tiger suits and awkward role playing.

But Havoc says hes not so much into tigers anymore.... or perhaps that was just a decoy >: (

Come back when you've taken part in an orgy. Actually, even those are no big deal anymore.

I don't have an iPhone!

I think MM meant Ipod Touch :p

I'mma reintroduce the eye contact thing. It's bloody wonderful. I think it's a factor that helps to distinguish between making love and having a shag.

I, for one, prefer the latter.

Really?

I like it as its sexy and you can tell if they are enjoying it.

I go by the noises made to tell if they're enjoying it. Of course, I'm only talking about kissing here.

Eye contact when kissing?

Is that possible?

Opening your eyes while kissing someone, only to find them looking back, is...weird.

Would ruin the moment I think...