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JennyGenesis 07-02-2011 08:23 AM

I don't, you just gota make sure you get every nook and cranny, I've never had no complaints about prickly balls and I can't feel it myself.

STM 07-02-2011 10:08 AM

The fuck happens if you nick your bollocks? I only trim otherwise I get curly locks forming inches long.

Warning, potentially disturbing content.

Sekto Springs 07-02-2011 10:26 AM

Tiny shaving cuts are inevitable. They only hurt for a day or so. Worth it.

STM 07-02-2011 10:27 AM

Not worth it, I like having fluffy well cushioned balls. Unless you're a bomb shell I expect you to have the same.

Ridg3 07-02-2011 10:29 AM

The itch however, oh my god the itch. It gets unbearable at times. That lasts a bit longer than the cuts.

Sekto Springs 07-02-2011 10:38 AM

Pubic hair is pointless and generally unsanitary. It collects all your sweat and dead skin cells. Granted you clean it all out every time you shower, but even still. Girls/guys are brave enough as it is to venture down there, so the least you can do is keep it well-groomed. Otherwise it's like sucking on an old lollipop you found buried in the couch cushions.

Havoc 07-02-2011 11:45 AM

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Pubic hair is pointless and generally unsanitary. It collects all your sweat and dead skin cells. Granted you clean it all out every time you shower, but even still. Girls/guys are brave enough as it is to venture down there, so the least you can do is keep it well-groomed. Otherwise it's like sucking on an old lollipop you found buried in the couch cushions.

Agreed. I try to trim/shave it on regular basis. The itch gets less after a while and using aftershave lotion (NOT spray) helps against irritated skin.

STM 07-02-2011 12:24 PM

But, my god you people treat your bollocks bad enough as it is it's mighty dangerous as well as a little odd to have bald balls. I can understand the odd trim, even I've done that but leaving nothing left is a little more than weird. At least to me.

JennyGenesis 07-02-2011 01:30 PM

When I first shaved the itching was awful, but I just used some cold water and it did make things slightly more bareable. I always keep everything shaved and I get no itching anymore.

Havoc 07-02-2011 03:13 PM

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But, my god you people treat your bollocks bad enough as it is it's mighty dangerous as well as a little odd to have bald balls. I can understand the odd trim, even I've done that but leaving nothing left is a little more than weird. At least to me.

It really does make the process of giving head for your partner a lot less gross. If you would have ever given oral to a women you'd be able to appreciate a hairless groin.

STM 07-02-2011 03:38 PM

Well I can't say I've received nor given oral yet. I suppose you're right though, nevertheless having my downstairs bald is a little weird to me.

Sekto Springs 07-02-2011 03:44 PM

What Havoc said. When you aren't having sex there's really no point. But there's nothing worse than flossing your teeth with pubes. If you aren't going to shave your pubis, at least shave your balls and taint. Your partner will be grateful.

Nate 07-02-2011 07:19 PM

I do appreciate a smooth pair of bollocks. Haven't done it myself, though, because I always get ingrown hairs anywhere I shave. Really don't want to experience that downstairs.

I don't like a fully-shaved crotch though. Makes me feel like I'm sleeping with a ten year old.



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And I think it's none of your god-damn business. Maybe I want it to be permanent? Maybe that's the whole fucking point of going for a procedure that permanently stops you having children?

Of course you want it to be permanent. Just like everyone who ever got a tattoo wanted it to be permanent. Do you know how much money dermatologists make every year lasering off tattoos?

I'm not saying you're not justified in not wanting kids. I'm not saying that it's particularly likely that you're going to change your mind about having kids. What I'm saying is that, as JG said, condoms and the pill are not so incredibly inconvenient as to justify undergoing general anaesthetic, surgery, the potential for infection, all the possible side-effect of all of the above and the incredibly slight possibility that you'll change your mind when you grow up.

STM 07-02-2011 07:38 PM

Well, I couldn't get to sleep tonight so at about 3AM in the morning I went and had a cut back on people's advice. It's a little sore since I pulled some out by accident but far more comfortable! You guys rock.

Sekto Springs 07-02-2011 07:51 PM

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I'm not saying you're not justified in not wanting kids. I'm not saying that it's particularly likely that you're going to change your mind about having kids. What I'm saying is that, as JG said, condoms and the pill are not so incredibly inconvenient as to justify undergoing general anaesthetic, surgery, the potential for infection, all the possible side-effect of all of the above and the incredibly slight possibility that you'll change your mind when you grow up.

I understand how you think his reasoning is flawed, but there's several alternative means of having a child that doesn't involving conceiving your own.
He can just freeze his sperm before the procedure if in case he has significant paternal quakes later in life. Or he could adopt.
Why even argue his mindset? I think it's sound, even if he is being a bit of a twat in defending it.

T-nex 07-02-2011 09:03 PM

I think there's nothing idiotic in exerting the rights over one owns body.

JennyGenesis 07-03-2011 01:30 AM

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What Havoc said. When you aren't having sex there's really no point.

I keep it shaved 24/7 even when I'm not getting any sex. It just grosses me out when I haven't shaved in a while, I'll go the toilet and look down and EWWWWWWW. So yeah it's always kept clear down there.

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I don't like a fully-shaved crotch though. Makes me feel like I'm sleeping with a ten year old.

That's just sick.............

Never once has that crossed my mind when sleeping with somebody who is shaved. I'm scared it may enter my mind now. Thank you Nate :(

STM 07-03-2011 01:33 AM

I bet your university professor might have thought about it a few times what with all the hassle he gave you. XD

JennyGenesis 07-03-2011 02:08 AM

Twas college actually :p

It's not fair :(

Everybody thinks I'm a paedo :(

STM 07-03-2011 02:12 AM

Well you shouldn't be taking picture of little children now should you. And if you insist on breaking the 300 feet rule you're only getting yourself into more trouble.

JennyGenesis 07-03-2011 07:41 AM

It wasent me taking the pictures I got in trouble about. It was standing next to her that caused problems.

Jordan 07-03-2011 07:52 AM

This thread is putting me off all future meals. I'm going to leave it the fuck alone when I have enough willpower.

JennyGenesis 07-03-2011 03:21 PM

Why? The only sickening thing that has been said so far is what Nate said about 10 year olds..............

enchilado 07-03-2011 03:34 PM

I find the concept of oral sex quite sickening. I'm not certain I would want to receive it.

I would give it, though.

JennyGenesis 07-03-2011 03:42 PM

Ok. I wanna know more about this.

Havoc 07-03-2011 04:13 PM

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I find the concept of oral sex quite sickening. I'm not certain I would want to receive it.

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com...9630731236.jpg

MA 07-03-2011 04:21 PM

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I keep it shaved 24/7 even when I'm not getting any sex. It just grosses me out when I haven't shaved in a while, I'll go the toilet and look down and EWWWWWWW. So yeah it's always kept clear down there.

yeah but your gay

JennyGenesis 07-03-2011 04:30 PM

So?

Wings of Fire 07-03-2011 04:36 PM

Don't argue with him, he might ragequit again.

MA 07-03-2011 04:46 PM

yeah. i'll ragequit so hard

so fuckin hard

hrngg