A: They hire glukkons...oops!
Q:How could possibly glukkons drive cars??? |
A: With robotics arms.
Q: Did anyone else notice how shiny Cho Seung-Hui's head is? |
A: Shiny again...
Q: What's the point of this thread except of it being stupid? |
A: To waste time. And to amuse ourselves.
Q: Native or industrial? |
Butterflies do indeed have peach-shaped eyes.
lawl, LOL or lol? |
A: None. Hoo ho ho will suffice
Q: Who needs underwear? |
I accept your challenge to eat pie.
If [ ] is a broken square, then what is an apple to an apricot? |
A: A plum. The sort that Rayman rides on.
Q: Do you smell smoke? |
A: The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire!
Q: Do you find Ted Bundy attractive? |
A: *sups his 25th glass of ale* Yessss.....oh, the countless nights of- *falls off his chair*
Q: Is their a quantum leap project accelerator in my basement? |
A: Ye-I mean no! No, of course not! Heh, pay no mind to me changing my answer! I swear Oddjob didn't threaten me if I ever told anyone about the quantum leap projectorator 4000XD transmogrifier thingamabob in his base-never mind. That was all an illusion. Really. It was.
Q: Do you believe me? |
A: No, but I pity you.
Q: Do you see dead people? |
A. Yes, you are dead
Q. Oddjob is going to respond to this. is it true? |
A: No. OddjobAbe is going to respond to this!
Q: Why do I bleed when my heart beats? |
A: Because your carotid artery is severed.
Q: Am I right? |
A: Everybody is right.
Q: Who exactly is 'everybody'? |
A. You, me, Snuzi and Bob.
Q. Am I wrong? |
A: I hope so...
Q: What am I; chopped liver? |
A:Judging by your avatar - a paramite pie!
Q:Am I a psychic? |
A: ... *puts tinfoil on head and scoots away*
Q: Name of a popular music band on Oddworld? |
A: Music hasn't been invented yet.
Q: Is photosynthesis for you? |
I certainly agree that kittens are soft.
S.W.A.T stands for...? |
A. Safty With Apple Tarts.
Q. Whats so dangerous about apple tarts? |
A: The posionious dart in 'em
Q:Why do bats have eyes if they are blind? |
A: Because then they wouldn't be able to wear those dark glasses that blind people where. Did you never notice the white stick the bat carried?
Q: Why do I have e-mail? |
A: To take spam from porn sites you visit!
Q: What does FBI stand for? |
A. nothing. a wizard did it
Q. would the chicken duck? |
A: Only if is had a reason to.
Q: Who do you despise? |
A. Camas [Llama-camel hybrids]
Q. Where do you buy albino gorillas? |
A:In a paintshop next to the ZOO
Q:Would you actually show Jack Thompson how much can games get you violent if he was the experimental subject? |