Yeah no kidding.
|
@Bungle, Nothing, I'm just unsatisfied with his current work
That's not really true, I meant that Nep tries to earn some respect by searching OWF's past for some specific things |
I haven't even seen him post this page, that's why I was asking. Not that I disagree.
|
Oh jesus what have you just posted (edited)
|
Yeah. It's pretty strange. Like some kind of alien pod.
|
No, a human eggplant. That's even more terrible
|
Or a human child. Truly terrifying.
|
Well, that's enough Internet for today. Good night folks.
|
:
I don't find it much more gross than your average childbirth. At least the baby's fairly clean. That's a point. Has it technically been born until you open up the amnotic sac? Well, of course this one has, but think about it anyway. |
That's fucking awesome and nowhere near as messy as normal birth.
|
|
|
:
|
Do you have something against tea?
|
Does the tank fire tea at people? That would be amazing. I love tea.
*Makes a cup of tea* |
I thought that baby on the previous page was a roast chicken or something during the half-second it took me to figure out what I was looking at... Heh.
|
|
|
O.O |
:
|
I don't know either. Oh, and sort of an epilepsy warning if you're going to play that.
|
|
I posted the first movie here a long while ago :P
|
Ah. Well at least the .gif is new.
|
|
|
Alliteration is fine if it's poetry, or you're deliberately straying into poetry from prose for a moment (though this can be done poorly). Ending with propositions and splitting infinitives is the sort of thing that only fascistic English teachers do, who have decided that at long last the English language as developed as much as it needs to and that their version is the correct and final one. They are the Muslims of English, in other words. Reworking a sentence to avoid such things can sound contrite and unnatural, though this may also be the intent.
Avoiding clichés, however. Always, always always. Fine for when characters are speaking, since real people use them all the time (most people make really bad writers because most speech sounds like really bad writing). But it's basically plagiarism. If you can't say what you want to say without using your own words then you have no business being a writer. Having realised this, the hardest thing is unlearning the habit. A lot of the time you don't even realise that you're doing it. |
|
|
I knew what it'll be before I even clicked the link.
Beautiful mushroom pendant, by the way |
:
|
Das Racist is so funny. |
|
|
See, Nep? We can fix you, after all! It just takes small steps
|
Happy Chanukah, bitches.
|
RUSSIA STRONG |
UN DRILL UN EINDERDEINDER |
This video should be age-restricted
|
I just like how satisfied and accomplished he looks at the end of the video.
|