That's exactly it. Never wear anything to Corp that you plan to wear again. Reusing the same Corp clothes is permission, and in fact recommended.

I told you that you can't move in with me. Having one member of Oddworld Forums stay with me was quite enough, thank you.

I'm still wearing your shirt.

I was under the impression that you don't wear shirts, cam whore.

But I'm better in bed than MF ever was.

I don't want to know how you know that.

he has a chart.

I know people who know people.

Admittedly, none of those people have slept with me to enable comparison. I'm making a few assumptions here.

a pie chart titled Sexual Endurance.

Or a Venn Diagram made to look like testicles

A slowly throbbing bar chart.

I'm the stupid looking fellow on the left, not the classy lady on the right.

This is a year old, but I love it, honestly.


Edit: And yes, I'm younger than I let on. I lied a lot.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...01996239_n.jpg

I thought this was Mac at first. DOPPLEGANGER!

Totally.

Same smile. Nothing else, really.

Same eyes.

If he had a missing tooth they'd be twins.

You mean Kastere, of course.

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...48672465_n.jpg


This is also my favorite picture. Included are my wonderful silk pajamas, and me destroying my own property.

That will probably be it. I'm still as bashful as ever.

Now here's a man with an impeccable fashion sense.

That's something Mac would do. I'm on to you. >_>

Plot twist: Kastere and Anonyman really were the same person the whole time.

Nice 'burns, Phil Phish.

thanks brah

what are you using to whack the wood?

UNINTENDED DOUBLE ENTENDRE

BADUM TSH

ET CETERA

Aside from the hilarious joke, it's just a pickaxe.

So, since I haven't posted here for quite awhile, here's a batch:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ps585db629.jpg
Me, hot as ever.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...psc5dfe4c2.jpg
My two cuties.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...psf6b5e44a.jpg
In Carnival, me and some friends got out as the Grease crew,, but then some just didn't care enough to get a costume, so prepare to see some dumb-slicked-hair-John-Travolta-wannabes.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ps74bc4e2c.jpg
Me, being the idiot I am.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ps67a0b7b2.jpg

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...pse4b64449.jpg
We totally got back in time, didn't we?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ps3c5276c5.jpg
Nothing interesting.

EXCEPT MY HAIR!

EDIT:
Here's my hipster side.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...psbcaf1e4f.jpg

Cute kid.

Are you going to object to that now, Jordan?

You seem to have lost your facial hair.

edit: I'm going to post a few more to make up for all that time when I refused to.

Me with meat in my mouth. Note that I'm not a tool and that I wear the fedora as part of my oh-so-whacky party persona. If I do not act out during social gatherings than I'm lucky if I talk at all.

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...33024673_n.jpg

Me in the ensuing orgasmic state.

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...03488108_n.jpg

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...54132302_n.jpg

These are from.. about the period I was posting here? Maybe? Anyway, they're a year or two old, but they're better than the recent ones. Less parties, less fun, less sombreros, more sideburns and vitamin pills.

You can't take the meat.

If he’s a member of this forum he probably can.

Just a sec, gotta mine some wood

Minecraft isn't necessarily accurate, kids!

So I'm the only one who can punch down trees?

yes.

you FREAK

It was starting to get termites and we had to get rid of it. Seeing an opportunity, I volunteered. And beat the shit out of it with a pickaxe.

This is not a complex motive. I wanted to break it. With a pickaxe.

you played too much Minecraft.

you can't mine wood.

I'm still wondering if anybody got My meat joke. My terrible meat joke.

Yes it used to be Mac’s custom title

har har

he does look like mac

I have no idea what you guys are talking about, but it's not photos.