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Dixanadu 07-23-2011 03:38 AM

It's also more intimate since you can kiss and make eye contact.

Eye contact puts me off.

T-nex 07-23-2011 08:41 AM

Ok I moved the sex discussion from the gay thread to here :p ... SORRY.
I tried to tidy up as much as I could.

Anyway, @ JG
I think it makes sense that you'd like the missionary position. it seems to do its job, and it's quite easy to handle, meaning less stress, meaning more focus on ... fucking....

Sekto Springs 07-23-2011 08:46 AM

Missionary is the one that bends your dick out of shape the least, but it also tires you out faster. Unless you're one of those guys that just lies on top of her and doesn't actually bother holding yourself up.

T-nex 07-23-2011 08:48 AM

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Missionary is the one that bends your dick out of shape the least, but it also tires you out faster. Unless you're one of those guys that just lies on top of her and doesn't actually bother holding yourself up.

What? That must look strange as hell O_o

STM 07-23-2011 09:12 AM

Wait you can put your dick out of shape?

Sekto Springs 07-23-2011 09:16 AM

Depends on how hard you get, I spose. The more rigid it gets, the more uncomfortable certain positions can be. Reverse cowgirl is one I can think of that can be murder on your dick if you don't move with the proper rhythm. Of course, it's something you get used to.

But your dick isn't fucking putty, it doesn't literally change shape.

STM 07-23-2011 09:19 AM

Oh thank God, I was just about to add that to the tally of things to worry about.

Sekto Springs 07-23-2011 09:22 AM

I'd certainly hope you'd know enough about your own dick by now to know it can't change shape. Omitting the possibility that you're using a pump, of course.

STM 07-23-2011 09:26 AM

Haw haw. I haven't had sex, and your description led me to worry a bit! ^_^

Sekto Springs 07-23-2011 09:29 AM

I'm sure it's possible to change it's shape slightly, but only if you're a well-traveled pornstar or something. Someone who gets paid to put their dick in unusual positions every day for years.

JennyGenesis 07-23-2011 10:18 AM

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It's also more intimate since you can kiss and make eye contact.

Eye contact puts me off.

Eye contact turns me on.

T-nex 07-23-2011 06:20 PM

eye contact makes me nervous as hell. i cant look people in the eye. Well... Ive become better at it. But if they do it on purpose then it makes me feel uncomfortable.

Gwan-Thwei 07-23-2011 08:27 PM

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eye contact makes me nervous as hell. i cant look people in the eye. Well... Ive become better at it. But if they do it on purpose then it makes me feel uncomfortable.

Don't know why, but I never do it either. It's not so much that I don't like making eye contact, I just never do.

enchilado 07-23-2011 08:30 PM

Yeah, but you never have sex either.

T-nex 07-23-2011 08:33 PM

Talking to me must look funny. My eyes always fluctuate.

Sekto Springs 07-23-2011 09:30 PM

I actually make a point to look people right in the eye when I talk to them. I just do it to be polite, but most people think it's intimidating as hell.

T-nex 07-23-2011 09:32 PM

Thats more because you are creepy :D

Sekto Springs 07-23-2011 09:39 PM

Could be worse...

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...3iMX2UdQKhXsNw

JennyGenesis 07-24-2011 12:35 AM

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I actually make a point to look people right in the eye when I talk to them. I just do it to be polite, but most people think it's intimidating as hell.

It is, but I only meant eye contact when having sex. I always like the check the facial expression and eyes of the other person to make sure I'm doing a good job ;)

Though it would be offputting is somebody purposely did something creppy with their eyes like that picture Sekto posted.

STM 07-24-2011 04:28 AM

I always make eye contact when I talk it's polite and it shows you have an interest in what someone is saying. Unfortunately I also have dry eyes so it means that I make sudden movements involving making my eyes go huge which I expect puts people off. Thankfully that's getting better over they years.

enchilado 07-24-2011 04:57 AM

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I make sudden movements involving making my eyes go huge which I expect puts people off

No, it isn't that.

Wings of Fire 07-24-2011 05:01 AM

I look people in the eye when talking to them, but it generally puts people off because my disability means my head is usually swaying from side to side.

Manco 07-24-2011 05:57 AM

I'm constantly going between "look them in the eyes it's polite" and "oh god stop staring at them it's creepy". I end up constantly looking between their face and the floor/surroundings.

Strike Witch 07-24-2011 07:34 AM

My eyes tend to focus on someone, then zone out and focus on something just behind their head, then back to them, then the floor, then the walls, then back to them.

JennyGenesis 07-24-2011 07:39 AM

I'm going to end up thinking of this thread next time I'm talking to somebody in person and it will be horrible!

MA 07-24-2011 07:41 AM

i don't often look people in the eye for longer than a few seconds during conversation because i have a habit of scowling, therefore the only time i'll look someone in the eye for longer than that is if i'm making it clear that i dislike them. because that's the kind of tool i am.

Wings of Fire 07-24-2011 07:46 AM

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My eyes tend to focus on someone, then zone out and focus on something just behind their head, then back to them, then the floor, then the walls, then back to them.

That's called autism, sweetheart.

Nate 07-24-2011 11:01 AM

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That's called autism, sweetheart.

Sounds like ADD to me. Autism would mean avoiding eye contact entirely.

Now, let's get the thread back on topic.

Dixanadu 07-24-2011 12:07 PM

How about....things you have tried, and never want to do again.

Or things you never want to do in the first place.

Mine would be this whole 'lick sauce/eat food off people'.

Just no.

Havoc 07-24-2011 02:23 PM

I don't see the fun in introducing food either, except maybe around areas that are actually interesting to stimulate with the mouth to begin with. But one might want to ask if you want food there to begin with.

I draw the line at pee or poo or vomit. Although I do want to do the first one for sheer entertainment value. I mean, peeing over someone... that's just funny to me.

JennyGenesis 07-24-2011 02:38 PM

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I draw the line at pee or poo or vomit. Although I do want to do the first one for sheer entertainment value. I mean, peeing over someone... that's just funny to me.

Me to, although one time I was being bottom and had to stop as for some reason I was bursting for a pee, so I stoped, went to the toilet, came back and carried on. I fear one day fecal matter may accidently become involved in my gay lifestyle :( and it seems that lately whenever I get drunk I vomit everytime! I've had sex when drunk quite a few times aswell, so maybe one day, it may accidently become involved.

Sekto Springs 07-24-2011 02:43 PM

As far as food and sex goes, I think this clip is appropriate.


STM 07-25-2011 03:32 AM

Some people have a sexual attraction to food/ people eating food. Just putting that out there as a reply to Havoc's post.

Dixanadu 07-25-2011 04:08 AM

Like Jim from American Pie.

JennyGenesis 07-25-2011 07:27 AM

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Some people have a sexual attraction to food/ people eating food. Just putting that out there as a reply to Havoc's post.

So when I have been outside eating, people walking past have been getting turned on by me?

I'm scared...

Sekto Springs 07-25-2011 07:50 AM

I dont think it's quite that black and white.

Havoc 07-25-2011 08:08 AM

So... in a few hours it will be me, GF and threesome girl alone at GF's house. There will be chocolate cake and hopefully other tasty things.

JennyGenesis 07-25-2011 08:26 AM

Is this for use during sex? Seeing as that is what we are talking about right now :p

PS: I love how you said "threesome girl"

Sekto Springs 07-25-2011 08:32 AM

Which one of you will be wearing the tiger costume?

Havoc 07-25-2011 08:34 AM

They both will, obviously.

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Is this for use during sex?
No, it's a side effect of introducing two girls to each other. They get girly ideas like baking cakes and comparing nail polish.