It's also more intimate since you can kiss and make eye contact.
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Ok I moved the sex discussion from the gay thread to here :p ... SORRY.
I tried to tidy up as much as I could. Anyway, @ JG I think it makes sense that you'd like the missionary position. it seems to do its job, and it's quite easy to handle, meaning less stress, meaning more focus on ... fucking.... |
Missionary is the one that bends your dick out of shape the least, but it also tires you out faster. Unless you're one of those guys that just lies on top of her and doesn't actually bother holding yourself up.
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Wait you can put your dick out of shape?
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Depends on how hard you get, I spose. The more rigid it gets, the more uncomfortable certain positions can be. Reverse cowgirl is one I can think of that can be murder on your dick if you don't move with the proper rhythm. Of course, it's something you get used to.
But your dick isn't fucking putty, it doesn't literally change shape. |
Oh thank God, I was just about to add that to the tally of things to worry about.
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I'd certainly hope you'd know enough about your own dick by now to know it can't change shape. Omitting the possibility that you're using a pump, of course.
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Haw haw. I haven't had sex, and your description led me to worry a bit! ^_^
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I'm sure it's possible to change it's shape slightly, but only if you're a well-traveled pornstar or something. Someone who gets paid to put their dick in unusual positions every day for years.
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eye contact makes me nervous as hell. i cant look people in the eye. Well... Ive become better at it. But if they do it on purpose then it makes me feel uncomfortable.
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Yeah, but you never have sex either.
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Talking to me must look funny. My eyes always fluctuate.
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I actually make a point to look people right in the eye when I talk to them. I just do it to be polite, but most people think it's intimidating as hell.
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Thats more because you are creepy :D
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Though it would be offputting is somebody purposely did something creppy with their eyes like that picture Sekto posted. |
I always make eye contact when I talk it's polite and it shows you have an interest in what someone is saying. Unfortunately I also have dry eyes so it means that I make sudden movements involving making my eyes go huge which I expect puts people off. Thankfully that's getting better over they years.
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I look people in the eye when talking to them, but it generally puts people off because my disability means my head is usually swaying from side to side.
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I'm constantly going between "look them in the eyes it's polite" and "oh god stop staring at them it's creepy". I end up constantly looking between their face and the floor/surroundings.
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My eyes tend to focus on someone, then zone out and focus on something just behind their head, then back to them, then the floor, then the walls, then back to them.
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I'm going to end up thinking of this thread next time I'm talking to somebody in person and it will be horrible!
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i don't often look people in the eye for longer than a few seconds during conversation because i have a habit of scowling, therefore the only time i'll look someone in the eye for longer than that is if i'm making it clear that i dislike them. because that's the kind of tool i am.
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Now, let's get the thread back on topic. |
How about....things you have tried, and never want to do again.
Or things you never want to do in the first place. Mine would be this whole 'lick sauce/eat food off people'. Just no. |
I don't see the fun in introducing food either, except maybe around areas that are actually interesting to stimulate with the mouth to begin with. But one might want to ask if you want food there to begin with.
I draw the line at pee or poo or vomit. Although I do want to do the first one for sheer entertainment value. I mean, peeing over someone... that's just funny to me. |
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As far as food and sex goes, I think this clip is appropriate.
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Some people have a sexual attraction to food/ people eating food. Just putting that out there as a reply to Havoc's post.
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Like Jim from American Pie.
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I dont think it's quite that black and white.
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So... in a few hours it will be me, GF and threesome girl alone at GF's house. There will be chocolate cake and hopefully other tasty things.
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Is this for use during sex? Seeing as that is what we are talking about right now :p
PS: I love how you said "threesome girl" |
Which one of you will be wearing the tiger costume?
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They both will, obviously.
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