I know. Ain't I a stinker?

I don't know, I haven't met you.

Good answer.

I think the ambiguity was intentional :p

Thus I ignored!

Alcar...

I tried that once. All it did was confuse him. He's a bear of very little brain, after all.


Then the conversation degenerated in to Max choosing his dream man, BM talking about stickiness, abusive acronyms and WoF asking me for explanations repeatedly.

Fuck you and your mature decisions.

Lul.

Lol. Peter...mature decisions...

Just kidding, I´m sure you´re rocking that chunk of land down in the Pacific. Also, DEFYYYYYYING GRAAAAVITYYYY.

Ahem. Australia isn't in the Pacific...

~trust me, I'm Australian! Oh and there's loads of fat people here...
Enchilado

It says you live in Mudmeechee Lines.
ARE ALL AUSTRALIANS LIARS TOO?

~No, not at all...
Enchilado

Could you hear Zoe and I singing that on Friday night?

Alcar...

There, that's better.

I am seven foot tall with yellow hair that reaches my ankles, I have tattoos of Scrabs and Paramites on my behind and my eyes are in the palms of my hands.


~did I mentioned that I wear Mechanical Pants 'coz I lost my legs to a rabid flea?
Enchilado

Holy shit! Really?

you don't fuck with the enchilado man.

~it took me ages to find that stupid symbol.
Mollucks Assistant

here is the most recent photo of me , taken just about 10 mins ago:-

You do look the vore type.

i think i look wierd.

Only stuck-up idjits think they look great. Don't worry about it, you should see me.


~you look fine, mate. Assuming that's you.
Enchilado

Finally giving in to public pressure and posting pictures of myself here.
So here are some pictures of me from last year, when I was working at a holiday centre in Sheffield.

Me with two friends on a day of hard, physical labour (hence the muddy face and ugly hoody).
http://www.oddworldforums.net/attach...1&d=1259165522

And, me representing the Royal Mail postal service for a game involving that big red post-box over there.
http://www.oddworldforums.net/attach...1&d=1259165522

So there you go; after all these years, you all now know what I look like and can pick me out in an identity parade.

You look a bit like a friend of mine who owns a comic shop. You know, the one who made the Zombie Jesus movie.

hurray! good to see you in physical form.

and hold on a minute, does the first name of the girl in the middle begin with 'L'? she's the spitting image of someone i knew a while ago, she lived near Sheffield.

Yeah, and Sheffield only has half a million people living in it.

with an identical face?

are they all clones?

Sorry, no; she's an American beginning with J and she was only in England for a year.

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/3400/picture62d.png

You would not believe how low rent gets the closer you are to the nuclear power plant.

Well, I guess Dipstikk's banned.

Put a shirt on.

Funny story; I was actually wearing someone else's skin, so technically I had something on.

You look like Robotnik in that pic.

MY DREAM COME TRUE

Splat is kinda nerdy-cute. :p

Next time I'm in the UK we should meet up and get up to some sort of Alcar-Max bed sharing arrangement.

he looks like someone i would trust with my kids.

and that's a compliment.

Totally going in my pictures folder.

Well... I appreciate the offer...

I'm ok with kids for a few hours; longer than that and I start to crack. This is what a whole year of youth-work does to you.

I almost forgot about that. THANKS FOR THE REMINDER

You are exactly as I imagined you: Messy-haired and bespectacled youth, slightly gawky. You are the one who gets his gutair, sits down by the campfire and starts singing songs about Jesus.

We were just discussing it in Alcar's birthday thread. By which I mean, Alcar was telling me off for not taking advantage of the situation.

I can't play a musical instrument. I'm the one showing people the actions.

If you love Jesus and you know it clap your hands!