That would be a great image macro for 'They were THIS BIG!'

And with that, Nepsotic went on a quest of plastering OANST's daughter all over the internet, turning her into a popular world meme.

I'm nothing like that!

You're not?

I think you'd be nothing like anything if OANST caught you trying to that, barring perhaps a large pile of mincemeat, or an anatomical car crash.

Your head is vey flush with your neck. If you squint, you look a bit like Diglett or something.

I look at faces in a weird way. Don't take it personally.

Of course not! I'd rather look up old stuff than create new stuff.

I was trying to look cocky because the group I was playing in a that point is called "The Tom Mott Five". My neck and head are usually a bit further apart than that.

Yikes. What goes on in between them when they're far apart?

I think I meant to say my chin and my neck.

Are there actually five of you? Or have you gone down the Ben Folds Five route?

There are eight of us.

I was the one that put our group down to audition, but we didn't have a name so the teacher just called us that. We couldn't think of anything better, so I just ended up doing a big solo at the end of our piece.

Hah. Yeah, I'll bet your teacher is a Ben Folds Five fan. If you want points, ask him what he thought of their new album.

I think it's more likely that he just threw a random jazz band cliche at us. He probably would have gone with "The Tom Mott Quintet" if we weren't usually a funk band.

I really need that damn haircut soon.

http://www.oddworldforums.net/attach...1&d=1351023837

You seem to look a lot older than you did from the last photo I remember you posting. Must be the hair!

I've had a haircut! But I'm not posting a photo of it.

I tried to have no expression in the photo but it seems like I'm trying to look edgy and serious now. Fuck, I hate my face.

That expression makes you look like a viking who wants to eat flesh.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.n...56439746_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.n...47386788_n.jpg
Just me, trying to be cool and hip.

Hardcore ice cream eating!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...x/icecream.jpg

Hey! The guy at the top wants an Ice Cream too!

He can have some of mine.

Here is me with my friends. We went wandering in some desolate dump. I'm the one with the ass.


I make this face when I send someone a PM.

So I finally bothered to get the damn haircut. I also bought a jacket for winter, but can't really see it in the picture.

http://www.oddworldforums.net/attach...1&d=1351431472

That coat reminds me of the green sofa in Black Books.

Reminds me of this

http://thelithiumrobot.com/wp-conten...nner-Party.jpg

except you have hair.

Patience, Mr. Bungle, patience

An important video. Enjoy the shit quality.

I got a hair cut, and uploaded this photo at STM's request. "Cause I'm such a cutie." Enjoy -_-

See, that's how I want my hair.

E: That statement sounded less strange in my head.

Oh, yeah. I almost forgot. You're a faggot.