Your eyeballs don't ache anymore, now your head does. AND you are forced to only post about your cold.

I wish Marvak would get on the chat for the twenty minutes I have. =P

Granted, but you don't tell me which chat it is, and go on the wrong one.

I wish for moolah.

*Gives you a cow* What? Oh sorry I only heard moo.

I wish for the end of humanity.

Granted, but only Democrats are left, and we all know how that goes..

I wish Marvak would finish the art I requested.

he does but its crap
(no offence)

I wish i had a chocolate house in antartica

You can't eat it, and when you try to, your tongue sticks to it. And Antarctica is too unbearably cold to live in.

I wish I could do some big dramatic Stranger's Wrath roleplay with someone.

It fizzles out and dies, and you resort to repeatedly having cybersex and randomly blowing each other up.

I wish that I had a burrito.

It gives you gas and Cal doesn't want to go near you.

I wish I could do more of the intern yaoi fic instead of going to the bathroom.

Huzzah! Granted! While you're doing more intern yaoi fic, you read over and find out you accidently made a yuri fic!

I wish I didn't have to make a wish.

Granted, but the wish-granter takes it to the extreme, and now you can never make any wishes ever again! Making the magic lantern useless!

I wish I cuss, you cuss, we all cuss for asparagus.

Everyone gets sick of eating asparagus and blames you. You are now left with the debt of finishing a ton of asparagus by yourself.

I wish Marvak would say something about the PM I gave her....:(I'm an attention hoe.