Moses....50 cent should be dead!

In your haste, you forgot to pose a question.

So I will do one for you:

Dads or Moms?

No, I had no intention of posting a question.

Dad or Moms? Hmmm, it depends on who lends you more money.

Squids or Octopi?

Squids.

The theme song from Bonanza or the theme song from Hawaii 5 O?

Hawaii 5 O!

Your Granny or Elton John?

Your Granny.

Atomic Strawberries or Radioactive Mashed Potatoes?

Radioactive Mashed Potatoes because they are on Ed Edd n' Eddy.

Steak Knifes or Skeet shoots?

Steak Knifes...

Stabby Mc Stab Stab or Dr.Dre

Stabby Mc Stab Stab.
Who would win?
Rabid, ferocious, blood-thirsty Froot Loops Vs. Crig the Slig?

I'd have to go with the Froot Loops...

Pen or pencil?

Pen and pencil ;)

Tony's Pizza or Tony Shaloub?

Oo baby, Tony Shaloub.

Magic 8 ball or Crystal ball?

Majic 8 Ball.

Alcohol or pot?

Tony Blair Vs. Cheney in a staring contest...TO THE DEATH!

Good question. It's gotta be a tie. Their ain't no other way to resolve it.

Okay. Homestar Runner VS Homsar

Tony Blair...and Homsar

Who would you rather have as a dad:

Michael Jackson or Donald Trump?

Donald Trump.

Max Payne Vs. Duke Nukem

In the most clichéd name contest. With buttered sticks.

Max Payne.

Iraq or Afgahnistan?

Iraq. Has a q in it.

My Avatar or Alcar's?

yours. I havnt seen Alcars.

Hobo's avatar or mine?

hobo's.

abe or molluck in a staring contest??

Molluck all the way.

Windows 95 vs P.M.S? Which one is more annoying?

Windows 95, you have NO idea..... :(
Which restaraunt is better?
McMeaties or Bloatie's Pizza Hog?

Bloatie's Pizza Hog

Mother Theresea or Ghandi; Poker.

Strip or normal? Cos Ghandi just had that loincloth so it wouldn't really be fair!... no?.... sorry!

Mother Theresa!

Dubya 'v' A half eaten ham sandwich.... in a battle of wits!

Hmm.. the ham sandwich, but barely.

Macintosh or Windows?

Windows, though the new Macs are awesome!

I-pod or I-pod mini?

I-pod. More room for songs

lol or ROTFLMAO?

lol, short and sweet.

Muse or Red Hot Chilli Peppers?

Already posited, The Peppers win by bludgeons the Muses to death with their sock-covered wangs.
Yeltsin Vs. Ted Kennedy Vs. Satan in a game of quarters.

Muse should win......

Satan, no guesses why....

US Special Forces vs. British Special Forces.

hmm...
im gonna go with British Special Forces

SAS or FFL???

SAS.

Death or Reese Charles?

Death.

Mtv or VH1?

I could hug you. :D

VH1. Less crap.

Trainspotters or Skateboarders? (which are more respectable?)

Skateboarders, 7h3y'r3 1337, 848y.

On pizzas, plain cheese or toppings?

No cheese. Nothing but the sauce. I like my pizza naked.

Which would be least disgusting to make love to:

a midget or a fat person?

fat person

MP5 or M16??

MP5.

Alcar Vs. Al Gore's Car

Alcar!

Hobo vs.....Another hobo.