A: No, because you can see black and white... unless you can't.... in which case you are blind altogether.... though you would see just black....
Q: Half-empty or half-full?? |
A: I can't tell...*looks at glass*...there's nothing in my glass! :fuzconf:
Q: Wassupwhichoo Man? (not talking to anyone in particular) |
A. My cousin is retarded, so it must run in the family!
Q. Is A1 steak sause really made by grinding cow bones into powder and stirring it into ketsup? |
A. Pineapples frequent the pacific ocean as it's taperecorder.
Q. Why do you say I am what I am not when all I said was why did the frog want a typewriter...I mean seriously? Get it out of my bathroom... |
A. Ummmm......2!
Q. If I was bacteria, and I was chaseing my tale which was knocking on door bell, next to pickle, would I find a pretzel on top of the Universe?:lol: :lol: |
no, you'd find a vegetable.....probably an artichoke.
Q: What do you do? |
A. I sleep!
Q.Why is the world round? |
A.Nope, it's square you humans are just to stupid to see that
Q1.Wut is your favourite flavour of dog food? Q2.If you could be any type of food what would you be? |
A1: Kibbles and...wait! I don't like dogfood!
A2: I'd be a taco! That's just what I'm craving right now! :D Q: What will you find at the edge of the universe? |
A: The edge of the universe.
Q: Answer this question. |
A. OK, Yes!
Q. Who has bugbites on there legs right now? |
A: I'm guessing you! :rolleyes:
Q: E= what? |
A. XYZ
Q. Who do you think you are?!?!? |
Q: Why the f*ck is this thread still open?
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Q: Who here has wooden teeth?! |
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Q: If someone with wooden teeth eats salsa, does their mouth catch fire?
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A. *running around, screaming and crying* YES!!!
Q.If there was another letter in the alphabet, what would it sound like? |
A: It'd go Moo! :fuzgrin:
Q: Where do the gum-gnomes live? |
A. up my nose in a buger!:D
Q. If the sky is plad and I ate a cookie what number is number 8?:lol: |
A: Ummm.....I know this one! *thinks really hard* Um....2! Yes 2!
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? |
A. Cus I said so!!!:fuzmad:
Q. How do you say Supercalafragalisticexpealidosions in Spanish? |
A: El Supercalafragalisticexpealidosioucio!
Q: What is the meaning of life? |
A.Eating!
Q. Why does it rain jello squares where I live, not that I dislike it! |
A: Because you're deluded and probably hungry!
Q: Why do I say tomato and you say tomato? |
A. Cause I like oranges!
Q. Why do we have to sleep? |
A. so my vaginal warts can heal
Q.If I'm here and you're there and Jesus was a Jew then why do I feel so funny when I'm smoking banana peals? |
A: Search me.
Q: What the hail was that about? |
A: Something stupid I wager.
Q: Who likes spam, the untasty meat kind? |
A: I used to... and that's saying something.
Q: How long can you hold your breath for? |
A. 15 years and counting!
Q.Why does the moon glow so brightly???:fuzconf: |
A: Because it can!
Q: Who wants to go to space?! |
A. Maybe later, the movies are closer!
Q. Like, dude? |
A: Like, ahuh
Q: Why does Hank call his daughter Horghetta and bath her in cellophane when her mom yell "Mah-man-ah-cudda-tikka-book-corsa-candy" with her butt clenched? |
A. Cause the moon is in the perfect position for a summoning ritual!
Q. Why can't you look directly at the sun? |
Apparently it can make you go blind.... but I always stare at the sun and it never does me any harm.
Now, where did I put my glasses??? |
By putting it across a peanut:D
Where is my nose? |
A. in my small intestine
Q. if 2 plus 2 always equals five then how come your mom won't stop coming over? |
A. Cause she want's you!
Q. Why do the bugs always fly into the lights? |
A.electricity is damn sexy
Q.Why? just why? |