Nah, mine wasn't sieve or a tea strainer--good guess though!
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Yes, it was a sponge. Heres another fairly easy one:
You heard me before, Yet you hear me again, Then I die, 'Till you call me again. |
Urrr... I guess I lost my touch :(
The person who makes it doesn't want it. The person who buys it doesn't use it. The person who uses it doesn't sees it. The person who sees it used should never see it again. What is it? Oh, and, if it takes 8 men 12 days to dig a whole with a spade each, each taking 12 hours resting time each day, how long will it take 2 men to dig half a hole each resting 9 hours each day? |
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Riddles
1. It lives on land, eats meat and leaves it is an animal it has technoligy.
2. It is a number, it is between 1-10, it is a quarter of 10 doubled and halved twice. |
Yup Hobo, that's a coffin alright!
A farmer sells peaches to a shop. he has 2 peach trees, each with 6 branches. Each branch has 8 sticks, each stick has 3 twigs, and each twig produces 2 pieces of fruit every month from June to September. The farmer keeps 3 tenths of the fruit he produces, and the rest he gives to the shop. How many pears does the shop recieve from the farmer each year? Mr. X, your first is a human, your second is 2.5 Maybe I haven't lost my touch after all! |
"A farmer sells peaches to a shop. he has 2 peach trees, each with 6 branches. Each branch has 8 sticks, each stick has 3 twigs, and each twig produces 2 pieces of fruit every month from June to September. The farmer keeps 3 tenths of the fruit he produces, and the rest he gives to the shop. How many pears does the shop recieve from the farmer each year?"
-None... "2. It is a number, it is between 1-10, it is a quarter of 10 doubled and halved twice." quarter of 10 = 2.5 doubled = 5 halved twice = 5/2 = 2.5, 2.5/2 = 1.25... |
Well done alpha. A plum tree doesn't grow pears. Goin out in 1/4 of an hour and i still have loads to do so I can't post any more yet.
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ive got another riddle
as i was going to stIves i met a man with 7 wives every wife had 7 sacks ever sack had 7 cats every cat had a kit wives sacks cats and kits how many where going to st.ives |
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But I'm guessing because it's a riddle this isn't the right answer. :fuzconf: Or it could be none because the guy isn't going and therefore none of his wives are going, so none of the sacks are going, so none of the cats are going, so none of the kits are going. :fuzblink: |
correct no one is going they are all leaving from it
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Ahh Sweet Die Hard with a vengance,when will you cease to amaze us?
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Who/what is that?
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Die hard with A vengence is a very cool film in which lots of things go boom! Acctually you're all wrong, 1 person was going, "As I was going to st Ives..."
I'm in a place where yesterday follows today, and tomorrorows between the 2. Where the fuzz am I? |
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ONE. You are going to St Ives, no one else is. Here's another cryptic clue: "About Inn Landlord" What is the one-word answer? |
I know some English jokes called "bizarre riddles". Here's one:
-What can fly underwater? |
Are you sure that's an English joke? Cause this local resident of England has never heard that one before.
Here's one, I'm in a place where yesterday comes after today, and tomorrows between the 2. Where the fuzz am I? |
Splat, I didn't finish the joke, it was just the question. And here's the answer:
-A bird in a submarine. I'm not sure that it's English. |
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heheheh. |
Well, as this thread seems to be crashing back down to Earth, I may as well say the answer to my last one,
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Yes, sadly this thread--like most my attempts at creating a new topic--is going down the toilet *flusssssssh* Anyway, just for the heck of it, I'll post another riddle..
Lighter than what I am made of, More of me is hidden Than is seen. What am I ? |
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"Patriotic about inn-owner" What's the 10 letter answer? |
Yeah, it was an echo. Now I wonder if anyone get the answer to the other riddle..
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Oh, I know this one! Well, I new it...
Just as a last attempt, now it's down to us 3, I fall from the sky without a parachute, If I hit the ground I may live, If you catch me I'll dissapear forever. What am I? |
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It was a snowflake.
A hiss, a bellow, and a plop, three lines on yellow, then they stop. What is it? |
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...cause it would damage you're eyes ...cause ravens eat eyes ...i think... Here's one: "Turn me one way, What is out cannot come in. Turn me the other way, What is in cannot go out" I think this has two answers... |
urr...
A hiss, a bellow, and a plop, three lines on yellow, then they stop. What is it? It was an elephant skating on a bowl of frozen custard! When I'm empty I can do nothing But when I am full I can point the way. What am I? |
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Patriotic. About Inn-owner Patriotic. Re: Publican Patriotic republican Here's anew one: As I walked down Mulberry lane, I met a man doing the same. He tipped his hat and drew his cane And in this ryme I've said his name. So what's he called? |
Drew?
Don't forget my last one |
Why are all the good threads either deleted or left to rot? Please continue this people, it's a rockin thread!
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Okay, you're trapped in a dungeon and you come upon a little old man standing in front of two doors. "One door will lead you to freedom, and the other to a horrible death," he says, "The left door is the way out, but I always lie."
Which door do you choose? -oddguy |
Well, if the old man always lies, then it's not sure that the doors lead to the places he described. Maybe both of the doors are leading to freedom... or death.
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Yes, but if he says he always lies then he's tellin you the truth, unless he's lying which means he sometimes lies.
We know that he sometimes lies so the only way you can be sure of avoiding a death is to look through each door and see. On the other hand, you could just pick the right door and think he was lying. |