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Jacob 09-12-2002 10:01 PM

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You got me on the UK thing, Jacob. Fortunately for me, that's entirely irrelevant.
Is it? Is it really? What would happen if Osama Bin Laden got muddled up and attacked the UK thinking it was the US. I believe the word is 'O-M-G'...Just something to think about.

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Well, Jacob, if this is just one side of you, why don't you show me a nicer, more pleasant side.
I would but i'd prefare not to. I like to be at conflict with somebody. It makes the Forums more interesting. Like at school i had a proper nemesis...he was rich and popular...were i was quite less popular than him cos i dont have so much money. But we gave each other some fun times...me saying that he was txting me dirty msgs...him saying i was bitching about my friends...me being funny...i gave most of the jabs.
Also i hardly ever show my pleasant side on the forums, i have told someone there were pretty...but thats about it.

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I don't like this side of you one bit.
And...?

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And a trail of pus doesn't really follow ugly people.
*Laughs mockingly* Of course it doesn't...And Birds dont have feathers *Laughs some more and dabs tear from eye* You crack me up you little scamp.

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That's just another sign that you're being immature.
Or that im more observant than you...

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You have given me sarcastic answer one after another but you still haven't said anything of any real substance.
I believe i have. God put ugly people on this earth for us to hunt and eat. But thanks to some humanity activists stating 'Everyone should have equal rights' that plan has gone right out the window...*Tuts*

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How is you "plan" going to make the world a better place?
(1) - Makes space.
(2) - Takes crime down.
(3) - Helps the Famine ridden countries.
(4) - Makes walking down the street an un-hazordous journey.
(5) - Makes 'Talent-shopping' fun.
(6) - Makes 'The judge' game fun and safe.
(7) - Helps the population have sex more and not regret it.
(8) - Stops people fearing for their lives.
(9) - Gives the under-achievers, who care, some confidence.
(10) - Brings down the rape rate.
(11) - Brings down the paedophilia rate.
(12) - Brings down the over 20 virgin rate.
(13) - Makes the economy richer.
(14) - Makes people happier.
(15) - Jobs are available more.
(16) - Children are prettier.
(17) - Children are not ashamed of their parents.
(18) - Children are happier.
(19) - Divorce rates will fall dramaticly.
(20) - Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden are dead...

There...20 reasons. Decent reasons. If you want explanations say so in your next post (That goes to everyone)

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Or is this just about making the world a better place for you?
That too:D

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You know, there are very important people who are not particularly attractive you know.
Yes. But they have money to bribe me with...

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I agree with you to a point that people who don't take care of themselves are offensive,
Yes. They are. I have been blinded by an 'offensive' looking person...ask why/how if you want to know.

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but there are people who are physically attractive that are quite a lot more offensive in other ways.
True. That is why their Sperm/Eggs should be taken and stored before they are seperated/killed from society...

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And you're right, Jacob, I don't agree with homosexuality
I dont know why i quoted this. But your saying im right...so...HA...your wrong.

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(which is a very tired topic, to say the least)
I have to agree...

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but I've also said numerous times that I have gay friends and I respect them, so why don't you put that to rest, for all of our sakes?
I was merely pointing out that you dont tell people about your beliefs if they dont ask. So why should i do that?

General Drippik 09-12-2002 10:47 PM

You do realise that I don't read those long posts?

Intern_485 09-13-2002 12:37 AM

Sigh
 
Okay, so you just act like a jerk to keep the forums "interesting." I'm growing very weary of seeing your disgusting and filthy comments on this forum. They don't help anyone and it's obvious to any intelligent human being that killing ugly people will not accomplish any of the things that you listed above. Maybe someday you'll realize what a bitter and downright vile person you've become. Until then, you can have a nice, long ride on my ignore list. Goodbye, Jacob.

Oddness 09-13-2002 07:51 AM

I honestly couldn't care less what people look like. It is nice to be able to look at attractive people, but then again, your perception of people's physical appearance can change as you get to know them. I know several people who I used to think were good looking until I discovered what their personalities were like, and vice versa.

Besides, you can't go around dictating to people - "You're ugly, therefore you're not allowed to have children." It's plain cruel, if nothing else!

(Okay, I admit I'm rather tempted to say I would like all stupid people to be castrated, but... :P )

Jacob 09-13-2002 02:22 PM

And now that he's blocked me i feel i have to laugh at his utter stupidity for taking me seriously. O-M-G...All i have to say is 'O-M-G'. Its scary, you post a topic to be took slightly seriously but then you have people like Intern stating such things as that and going OTT. Ahhh, there's another category to be culled...OTT people...

Oddness, if we dont stop the breeding now then soon enough Ugly people will be everywhere. Do you want that? As one pretty person to another do you want to look around at our...ahem...your wedding and see ugly people. I dont.

Also im not bitter or vile. Your bitter and im screwed up. Period.

Anymore arguments wanna be thrown this way...Hm?

Majic 09-13-2002 03:37 PM

I know Jacob. Its hard to realize there would be no more ugly people for you to degrate. The breed would die, think about it. Prettier people then you would freely roam the streets, jeering at the person who gave them no more reason for vanity.

Plus babies from ugly people can be pretty, you know. Just look at me;)

Jacob 09-13-2002 05:36 PM

Thats true. We will have to have Ugly, poor, geeky, townie-esque people stood on pedistals to make my people and others like me feel superior. Otherwise we may turn against each other...In which case people who haven't got Brown hair and eyes would have to be culled...Yes...HAHAHA...We can kill them in inventive ways aswell...like...Harpooning!! *Brings out Harpoon gun*

Also, Ugly people could be skinned for their fat and thus help stop Whaling...

SeaRex 09-13-2002 08:53 PM

Damn... you're flippin' evil.

Jacob 09-13-2002 10:58 PM

Flippin' ....Heheheh...

Just imagine, a jeep equipped with a Harpoon gun. A tonne of Fat people running down the street (As its the anual 'O-Hunt' for the GUPT school board) and the guy controlling the gun picking off the fatest, sweatiest peeps!! The ones who survive get slim and re-intergrated into the nice society. With a chip in their head. And when they eat a certain amount and get to a certain weight, the chip goes off and alerts all the 'O-Hunters' to his/her location were they go and hunt the Manatee...Ooooohhh...wow!!

Anybody see that film with Jean Claude Van Damme were they hunt the homeless...That could be another thing we could do...

Majic 09-13-2002 11:34 PM

An easier way is just to get people doing water arobics. I don't know if they do these satanic worshiping, pool hogging rituals where you live, but by golly it'd be a piece of cake.

Over 30 people over 200 pounds, all gathered taking up the pool. Think of the immense profits you could make if human blubber was sold. My dad and I call it the "Whale Club". The reason why its so funny, is not because the're fat, but because they take up the pool for an hour without actualy doing anything!

Jacob 09-14-2002 05:53 PM

See, i have a groupie!! HA HA...!!! Now come along people, help me, help you (Thats if your pretty and popular that is) Come on...post your idea's on making this world a nice, pretty, popular world...!!

General Drippik 09-15-2002 08:47 AM

We could kill you for starters.





;) Kidding.:D

Alcar 09-15-2002 09:53 AM

Jacob, I want to see you in a photo!

It took me a while to get a hold of a digital camera, and even when I did the Oddtour meetup was only days away. And now there are quite a few picture of me.

If at worst, use your school's digital camera, im sure they have one!

I'd also like to judge whether you get castrated! ;)

I'll be the surgeon too, it would be my pleasure to neuter you :D Just kidding!

Alcar...

General Drippik 09-15-2002 10:04 AM

Alcar.... *gives him a nudge* Mmmm...

Majic 09-15-2002 01:56 PM

General Dri[ik is either implying sexual delight at you, offering to help you neuter Jacob, or wishing to be one of those starving people who eats Jacobs parts after he is neutered, to insure thats they are safely ingested wtihin the stomach acid. *blinks*...

Jacob 09-16-2002 11:19 AM

lol. I was wondering what he was doing, i was stood...watching...looking at him and going 'Why?'

Nate 09-16-2002 11:17 PM

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Originally posted by Jacob


(1) GEEKS -People with no personalities, no social life and are clever and brag about it. Also...whom arn't fulfilling to look at.

be careful what you say about geeks, one day you'll be working for one of us.

As Jesus said: "the geek shall inherit the world!":D

Jacob 09-17-2002 11:28 AM

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be careful what you say about geeks, one day you'll be working for one of us.
Thats what my Nan said, until i pointed out many of them will probably commit suicide because they realise how much of a life they dont actually have...

General Drippik 09-17-2002 11:19 PM

There is no reason for him to be castrated, he is homosexual.

Jacob 09-19-2002 06:25 PM

Precisly. Plus, people whom have too many kids should be castrated, and one of those kids should be taken away from them...

Jacob 09-20-2002 11:34 PM

And religions people should be kept to one country...like...erm...Fiji

meech-venerator 09-21-2002 02:33 PM

well Jacob, ur idea is quite amusing. but having read all these threads(yes, I am a patient guy... or I don't have anything to do), and thought about the whole ensemble, I tell u this: it WON'T work. pretiness is not equal in everybody. within the pretty ppl(as within the ugly) there are prettier and less pretty ppl whom are still pretty. now get this, u wipe out all ugly ppl. then, everybody's happy for a while, but mentalities evolute (still in the same direction) and the less pretty ppl who were still pretty, are seen as ugly, and they're exterminated. Then there'll probably be pretty ppl, very pretty ppl, extremely pretty ppl, and total-beauties-oh-my-god-what-I'd-give-to-do-him/her ppl. after a while, ppl will see pretty ppl as ugly ppl, cuz they're less pretty, and again extermination... and etc etc. U got my idea? Eventually there'll be 3 or 4 total-beauties-yaddy-yaddy-yadda, whom'll have kids, kids that will have to breed too and have kids(I said the same thing twice). These last kids I've mentioned will have to do their cousins, then their kids will do their cousins too, and within a few generations, inbreeding will cause everybody to be deformed, more and more. If they manage to survive, u'll have turned the whole human race into defient monsters(to today's standards... they'll find themselves very attractive) that'll eventually weigh 300pds, and leave a trail of pus(or worse stuff) behind them. Get my point?
But don't rush with ur answer, I'm not against u. At the pace that things are going, we'll all die on a nuke war and those that survive will be deformed because of radiation, so we'll become freaks anyway. humanity is doomed.
so now, what matters is what U feel(this works for everyone) so u go ahead with ur plan, if u like... I'll just go live somewhere nice and watch the whole thing on TV.

Jacob 09-21-2002 03:32 PM

Ugly people wont be exterminated...just exiled.

meech-venerator 09-21-2002 09:12 PM

sounds like nuke war for me then. there's no future, I'm tellin'ya. enjoy urselves while u can!(if u let others enjoy themselves too, that is... that's really important!)
and if ugly ppl are exiled they should still breed, although controled by some scientists (so their population goes down, but not to extiction, they should eventually stabilise, to keep some examples alive)... now go champion!

Jacob 09-21-2002 11:06 PM

Im now thinking of breeding them for the purpose of cosmetic testing and pharmaceutical testing. Possibly slave labour. Obviosly, the cretins would have to wear some sort of paper bag over their head...so not to offend our pretty world.

General Drippik 09-22-2002 01:18 AM

Ugly is ugly. Therefore, if you are ugly, you are ugly. Which means you are ugly. Ugly is ugly. Therefore, if you are ugly, you are ugly. Which means you are ugly. Ugly is ugly. Therefore, if you are ugly, you are ugly. Which means you are ugly. Ugly is ugly. Therefore, if you are ugly, you are ugly. Which means you are ugly. Ugly is ugly. Therefore, if you are ugly, you are ugly. Which means you are ugly. Ugly is ugly. Therefore, if you are ugly, you are ugly. Which means you are ugly. Ugly is ugly. Therefore, if you are ugly, you are ugly. Which means you are ugly.





Got it?

Mac the Janitor 09-22-2002 04:13 AM

Wow, you like copying and pasting, don't you?


-Mac

General Drippik 09-22-2002 04:50 AM

Oh yeah!

meech-venerator 09-22-2002 11:12 AM

oh yeah, but u didn't really make a point, did ya?

meech-venerator 09-27-2002 08:29 PM

y didn't this debate continue?
I just figured: y nuclear power plants? instead of uranium, we could use obese ppl running in a pool, that'd make the water boil, and the steam would make the turbines go round and all the other crap... u know how a power plant works! so anyway, think of "fatass power plant"! I'm sure it'd end a lot of the unemployment, at least in the interior of the States...

Jacob 09-27-2002 11:42 PM

I saw four ugly people in a whole family today, and i was like "Do we really want people like that making more of themselves?"

Right, so, here it is so far. I have changed a few things;

Catholics and Christians - Exiled to Fiji.
Ugly people - Exiled into a ugly school and castrated. Ugly school is in Siberia.
Townies - See above.
Geeks - See above.
Poor - Should be used as slaves.
Paedophiles - Should be used to test new cosmetic products etc
All of them - Shouldn't be allowed to donate Sperm.


Why the last one? Cos if they do, law states that have to live anonymously. And what if they breed with their biological fathers daughter...which...is their sister. It'd be accidental incest...and cause all sorts of problems.

Alternativly, shoot them all.

General Drippik 09-28-2002 01:55 AM

Jacobs: Killed

Mac the Janitor 09-28-2002 02:05 AM

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Originally posted by General Drippik
Jacobs: Killed
I hope not. The world would be a much less amusing and shallow place.

Jacob 09-29-2002 01:44 PM

Indeed. Who would clear up the streets of the living, pulsating rubbish?

Jacob 10-03-2002 05:25 PM

Saw some more vile cretins today. I was thinking:

"God, why does evolution skip some creatures!?"

As they did look like some sea bacteria things...

General Drippik 10-03-2002 10:56 PM

Less amusing, yes...

Jacob 10-06-2002 06:39 PM

Saw some more...honestly, they dont deserve to walk on this Earth...

General Drippik 10-07-2002 04:03 AM

Either do you. Seriously, I am ugly. I invite you to come to my place and blow me out with an AK47. Bring it on, bitch.

Jacob 10-07-2002 11:07 AM

Sorry, i try to avoid the slums if at all possible...

Stanley 10-07-2002 10:20 PM

Im sorry jacob, But your rude like uglie people ia a mader of opinoin. To apeson a girl or Guy could be Hot or cute to another that person can be uglie. Also think about it uglie people have a chilled that chilled ends up bing hansome or beautiful. Heres my opinion I go for looks, And mostly personality. I hate when people think im hot and Just that and thats Y they wont to go outr wit me i wish they l;iked me for me . Yes i meen girls not guy's ok....:D :) :D