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ZombieX 07-17-2002 05:43 PM

what's the problem with bisexuals? except jealousy? They have the most fortunate sexual orientation on the planet. :)

and if you like the last sig, or the current one, you can check out shit loads more at:
http://zombiex.freeservers.com/home/sig

*grins* :D

Statikk HDM 07-17-2002 07:14 PM

Right on. Bis have the whole sexual buffet, and twice the chance of getting nookie! I think the best way to put it was when Dennis Miller told them to "pick a hole to **** and stick with it!"

Gluk Schmuck 07-17-2002 07:30 PM

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Originally posted by Statikk HDM
I think the best way to put it was when Dennis Miller told them to "pick a hole to **** and stick with it!"
That could just as easily apply to hetro and homosexuals.

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 07-17-2002 07:46 PM

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Originally posted by Jacob


(1) - Pinky, i believe i speak for the whole Gay population when i say "You are a very hairy and intimidating person to us. Please, please, please do not look at us with those cold, harsh Christian eyes. Please."

(2) - They are telling you cos your their friend...obviously not a very good one. When you saw the gay porn you should of feigned enthusiasm...such as "WOWIE!! You like reading aswell!!"

(3) - Not true.

(4) - Ever heard of suggesting things? A person can do that without knowing. And a person can subconciously pickup on that and say what the other wants to hear.



(1) - Yes, your brother and ex are. I totally agree.

(2) - Yes, they are making excuses for themselves. Better sex indeed...Pah!!

(3) - I dont think a straight guy would date a gay guy out of pity somehow.

(4) - Damn you Pinky...with that pointless remark you have slain me. (Sarcasm)

(5) - Yes. I do not believe most of them. But i do watch them.



(1) - Yes...theres 'Curious' and then theres 'Telling people'. Its like, hey. I am really curious about taking Drugs. But you dont take them do you? So why does that mean just cos he was curious he would tell?

(2) - You may have missed the small, black box with the ring inside. You dirty girl.

(3) - Yeh...your eyes went from the wedding ring to the gay porn. I know what your like you little rascal.

(4) - There's 'wanting' to be gay and then there's 'being gay'.

(5) - And did he CHOOSE to be Bisexual? Since he was Bisex it leads me to believe he has been with both sexes. He obviously was more inclined to the same sex but that doesn't really mean he is full on gay. He just has homosexual tendencies.

(6) - I'm sure you do. I honestly believe that, really. And what do you talk about afterwards when the whole of 50 seconds is over?

(7) - Yes. I do that quite frequently...So, there i was. With this guy who was making eyes at me across the room *Trails off*



No, you create them.



There are some cases when a guy goes with a woman, that woman traumatises him so much he is repulsed by the opposite sex for the rest of his life.

1- Wow Jacob, You really are an idiot. what did I just tell you about not caring if you are gay or not. You are mad grimy. Besides, their are Christians who are gay too, but they are not really christians. So before you judge and stereotype people, know the facts.

2- Better friends then you would ever have. Plus, I don't want to read them, I'm not gay nor do I want to be. You don't want to be a heterosexual, fine.

3- Yeah it is, people are going to think those are your words. People are not going to say "he's saying because of blah, blah". Take responibility of your own actions.

**Second**

1- Yes, and it's just you can't read well.

2- No, I was talking about those gay men on the internet you were talking about.

3- Well that's you! You don't know what other people are going to think, stop making excuses.

4- No, you made slow to understand stuff.

5- Sure

**Third**

1- I dunno, his choice his life

2- Whatever yo.

3- LOL! You slay me!!

4- Again, another excuse.

5- Sure

7- of course. *dirty boy*

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No, you create them.
Not true

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There are some cases when a guy goes with a woman, that woman traumatises him so much he is repulsed by the opposite sex for the rest of his life.
Wow, that's a lie. Then he's not born gay then. He choose to do that.

Jacob 07-17-2002 08:09 PM

Pinky, you are obviously delusional. Just because two guys you know 'Chose' to be Gay/Bisex doesn't mean the entire gay pop chose to be how they would. Thats just an excuse.

(I should have said that straight away.)

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 07-17-2002 09:00 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Jacob
[B]Pinky, you are obviously delusional. Just because two guys you know 'Chose' to be Gay/Bisex doesn't mean the entire gay pop chose to be how they would. Thats just an excuse.



Delusional, please. Doesn't mean that everyone you meet say that they are so-called born gay. I'm just saying, they probably are just saying that so men or women could feel sorry for them and date them, because they can't help it. I just find that an excuse and being born gay does not make sense to me. I can see you born as a male or as a female that makes sense but being born gay does not to me.

Jacob 07-17-2002 09:08 PM

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I can see you born as a male or as a female that makes sense but being born gay does not to me.
It doesn't have to. Its a fact. Animals are gay, do they chose to? Animals basically have the instinct to reproduce...i dont believe they can do that with another male/female animal...do u?

Sydney 07-17-2002 09:13 PM

Pink, your rigid definitions of gender seem to be confining your definition of homosexuality. Define sex (as in either male or female), then we can get an accurate definition of homosexuality.

The truth is that the line between male and female isn't clearly cut. If you rely on chromosomes to define male and female, then you're forgetting about people with XXY chromosomes, or people with androgen insensitivity syndrome. Someone with androgen insensitivity syndrome has XY male chromosomes, but the physical appearance and psychological identification of a female - however, they lack a womb and are infertile. Is a man who has intercourse with someone with AIS a homosexual? If you rely on physical characteristics only, then you're ignoring those with AIS, as well as intersexed people born with ambiguous genitalia.

These variations within something as simple as gender leads the logical thought that the same aberrations occur within sexuality, as science is only just beginning to discover.

Note: people with androgen insensitivity syndrome always have the appearance of a female, and the instance of sexual attraction to other females among these people is 0%. Scientists believe this is because there has been absolutely no exposure to testosterone, so the brain, along with the body, develops as a female while inside the womb, despite having male chromosomes.

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 07-17-2002 10:05 PM

And it's not a fact it's an opinion. Animals don't know better and they are waaaaay different from humans because they cannot reason, just like they can't convert to vegetarianism. We as humans know better.

Ah, whatever i don't care anymore this is boring...peace out.

Disgruntled Intern 07-17-2002 10:35 PM

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Animals don't know better and they are waaaaay different from humans because they cannot reason
Oh, they can't? I beg to differ. Just because you have strong feelings against homosexuality, does not mean it is a universal standard. As far as I can tell, you have yet to see as such. :rolleyes:

Sydney 07-18-2002 01:56 AM

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Originally posted by PinkHaired Mudokon CWR
Ah, whatever i don't care anymore this is boring...peace out.
Come on, this is weak. You're pulling out of these debates far too often lately, simply because you refuse to admit defeat or refuse to counter our arguments. Why not respond to my post above?

Jacob 07-18-2002 03:06 AM

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(1) And it's not a fact it's an opinion.(2) Animals don't know better and they are waaaaay different from humans because they cannot reason,(3) just like they can't convert to vegetarianism.(4) We as humans know better.

(5)Ah, whatever i don't care anymore this is boring...peace out.

(1) - Thats an opinion...not a fact.

(2) - Pinky, what sort of animal are you then *Laughs histerically*

(3) - I dont know about that, Elephants are vegetarians.

(4) - No, we SHOULD no better. But, alas, we are but a bunch of tossers on ball of earth and water.

(5) - I'm sure you dont care anymore. Is it due to the fact that our points are slowly being proven and you, my dear, are sinking father and father back into the Closet of wrongness?

By the by, i'm sure you'll agree with me when i say that Chimps and Dolphins are the cleverest mammals (Aside from us) on the planet. Well, it has been duely noted that some Dolphins are indeed gay/lesbian. And some Chimps (One which is in captivity now infact) are indeed lesbians/gay. And what do you mean animals dont know better? Their instinct is to breed and basically mate with as many females as they can. I'm sure a male/female animal can tell the difference between the sexes.

Fazerina 07-18-2002 09:06 AM

So do you guys think that sexuality is defined by romantic or sexual attraction? Because I've just been wondering if I'm bi or not... I've always thought I'm hetero sexual, and at least until now I have never fancied a girl and I doubt I ever will, but I can't know that, can I? So I'm not romantically attracted to other females, but I'd love to have sex with another woman and I get turned on from female porn, rather than from male one... i just find it boring... What is there to look at in a man's body? :p

Gluk Schmuck 07-18-2002 09:18 AM

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Originally posted by Fazerina
1. So do you guys think that sexuality is defined by romantic or sexual attraction?

2. So I'm not romantically attracted to other females, but I'd love to have sex with another woman and I get turned on from female porn, rather than from male one... i just find it boring...

3. What is there to look at in a man's body? :p

1. Sexuality is defined by sexual attraction.

2. I get turned on by female porn more than male stuff to - more holes.

One, Two, Middlesboogie 07-18-2002 10:03 AM

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Originally posted by Gluk Schmuck
I get turned on by female porn more than male stuff to - more holes.
Don't be daft; we've got the same number of holes as you guys.

Gluk Schmuck 07-18-2002 12:48 PM

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Originally posted by One, Two, Middlesboogie
Don't be daft; we've got the same number of holes as you guys.
Are you sure? I think you're forgetting one.

ZombieX 07-18-2002 12:51 PM

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Originally posted by Gluk Schmuck


Are you sure? I think you're forgetting one.


If you inspect your penis closely you will discover you piss and spunk actually does come out of a hole. :D

Alcar 07-18-2002 01:16 PM

I agree with Middlesboogie, we have the same amount of holes.

Are you forgetting the female anatomy?

Oh and by the way, could you please:

http://ossr.phpwebhosting.com/forump...ingSubject.jpg

Alcar...

One, Two, Middlesboogie 07-18-2002 03:07 PM

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Originally posted by Gluk Schmuck


Are you sure? I think you're forgetting one.

5 x holes in head
1 x navel
2 x toilet holes
This applies to both males and females.

Oh wait, I'm not talking to you, am I? Well then, I'd better not click add reply... D'oh!

Jacob 07-18-2002 04:26 PM

Just for the record, i am going to join in, in part of this FILTHY, FILTHY convo before i change the subject. But Sydney...note how i didn't start it.

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but I'd love to have sex with another woman and I get turned on from female porn, rather than from male one... i just find it boring... What is there to look at in a man's body?
Yeh, id like to do something with another lad. I get turned on by straight porn and gay stuff, Lesbian porn can do it for me but rarely does. However female bodies are alot nicer that males bodies. Unless the males a twink of corse.

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you piss and spunk
What viiiiile terminology.

Alcar, i love that pic. lol.

So...at what age did you all realise you were gay/bi/straight.

ZombieX 07-18-2002 04:40 PM

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Originally posted by Fazerina
So do you guys think that sexuality is defined by romantic or sexual attraction? Because I've just been wondering if I'm bi or not... I've always thought I'm hetero sexual, and at least until now I have never fancied a girl and I doubt I ever will, but I can't know that, can I? So I'm not romantically attracted to other females, but I'd love to have sex with another woman and I get turned on from female porn, rather than from male one... i just find it boring... What is there to look at in a man's body? :p
So, how would you feel about having sex with a man and a woman? :p :D

You could have a relationship with a guy whilst doing a mistress. :)

;)

Jacob 07-18-2002 04:55 PM

Yeh, you should get a boyfriend and bring up the subject of a 3sum. He's a man so he'll readily agree...and then see which you prefare. If you end up sticking with your boyfriend then no loss, however if you end up kicking your boyfriend out of bed...TA-DAAA...your a Bisexual/Lesbian.

Fazerina 07-18-2002 05:50 PM

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Originally posted by ZombieX
So, how would you feel about having sex with a man and a woman? :p :D

You could have a relationship with a guy whilst doing a mistress. :)

;)

I'm going to... Don't know about both of them at the same time, though... ;) What comes to the mistress thing, I could never do that. Cheat on someone.

Edo 07-18-2002 06:57 PM

If the second "toilet hole" on a man counts, then so should the nipples on a female. Milk can pass through them, but not a man's. Personally I think it should count as a hole only if you can stick something substantial in it. While I won't argue with the face holes (eyes and ears), as "squicking" is actually starting to gain acceptance. (Seems very painful though, and could likely cause future damge.)

Gluk Schmuck 07-18-2002 07:35 PM

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Originally posted by Edo
1. Personally I think it should count as a hole only if you can stick something substantial in it.

2. "squicking"

1. [aw, damn. I can't post the URL according to rule 1. I'll give you a search term though 'Stile Project'] - the only pictures of things IN the penis I have ever seen. Now that I would want to ever again.

2. What's that?

Jacob 07-18-2002 08:13 PM

Stile Project? I know its sumat sexual. Is it...stuff goes up the *Mumbles something* ?

Gluk Schmuck 07-18-2002 08:16 PM

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Originally posted by One, Two, Middlesboogie
Oh wait, I'm not talking to you, am I? Well then, I'd better not click add reply... D'oh!
Why aren't you talking to me? :S

Edo 07-18-2002 08:41 PM

You're absolutely right, Tom. I do remember reading about a man who accidentaly stuck the thin part of a jump rope in his urethra. His urinary sytem ACCEPTED it and it got all tangled up in his bladder. Squicking, also known as skulling or skull-f*cking, is the practice of sticking your part in your partner's eye or ear. Sometimes they rip out the eyeball first. Seen mainly in Douj/Hentai, but supposedly happens in real life too. Ouch.

Edit: As it turns out, it was no accident. He did regret it, though, when he found out he would likely have to undergo invasive, crippling surgery.

Danny 07-18-2002 10:12 PM

I think it's time we accepted the fact that Pinky's brother and ex-boyfriend are figments of her imagination...

Jenni, I see exactly what you mean. You're Bi, don't worry... :D

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 07-18-2002 10:18 PM

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Originally posted by Danny
I think it's time we accepted the fact that Pinky's brother and ex-boyfriend are figments of her imagination...

Jenni, I see exactly what you mean. You're Bi, don't worry... :D


Think whatever. I don't care anymore get a life Dan this is boring. And I think your so called girlfriend is a figment of your imagination. Your probably just making her up. I mean, you actually had a girlfriend??? *holds mouth from barfing*

Danny 07-18-2002 10:25 PM

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Originally posted by PinkHaired Mudokon CWR
Think whatever.
Good to see you developing a more mature attitude. It's a shame that it only happens when you can't think of a retort...

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I don't care anymore
See above. Youdo care, you just have nothing more to say...

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get a life Dan.
I hope you realise how amusing this is coming from you...

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And I think your so called girlfriend is a figment of your imagination. Your probably just making her up.
I think your ex is a figment of your imagination simply because you have said that he has said things that nobody would ever say. What's your justification for not believing in Sandy?

Surfacing 07-18-2002 10:28 PM

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Originally posted by Danny
What's your justification for not believing in Sandy?
Quick question, are bisexuals allowed to have one girlfriend and one boyfriend?

Danny 07-18-2002 10:46 PM

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Originally posted by Surfacing
Quick question, are bisexuals allowed to have one girlfriend and one boyfriend?
Don't be silly. Bisexuality and Polyamory are two different things. The only connection is that people who believe in Polyamory tend to also be Bisexual, simple because they tend to be more open-minded than most people...

Jacob 07-19-2002 12:33 AM

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Think whatever

We shall, and we shall always be correct (Besides a few misconceptions...of corse.)

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said things that nobody would ever say.
Only Closets...Pinky is your brother attractive? How about your boyfriend?

Surfacing 07-19-2002 03:35 AM

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Originally posted by Danny
Don't be silly. Bisexuality and Polyamory are two different things. The only connection is that people who believe in Polyamory tend to also be Bisexual, simple because they tend to be more open-minded than most people...
Polyamory Dan...? You know I don't really think that is a legit English word. But I still understand what you are trying to say, how come you don't become "Polyamory" it would be very hippy like of you.

Jacob 07-19-2002 04:05 AM

Isn't it spelt 'Polygamy' ?

By the by Surfacing, have you got any foto's of yourself?
Pinky, you got any foto's of yourself too? What about your ex? Or Bro?

Sydney 07-19-2002 04:38 AM

I was about to warn people to keep it clean, but it seems things have cleaned up themselves, although I've already had to edit innapropriate material from one post.

Anyway, I assume Danny means sexual activity with more than one partner when he says "polyamory".

I think someone mentioned in this thread something about how you'd discuss homosexuality with your children. Should I have children, I would tell them that using "gay" as an offensive adjective is unacceptable in my household. I'd also make it clear that should any of my children turn out gay, it doesn't bother me.

Surfacing 07-19-2002 05:58 AM

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Originally posted by Jacob
Isn't it spelt 'Polygamy' ?

By the by Surfacing, have you got any foto's of yourself?

I have several photo's of myself, the only problem is getting one on disk, or getting access to a scanner or a digi cam, why you so curious?

Gluk Schmuck 07-19-2002 08:09 AM

Just so you know, Chris. Polygamy is where one has multiple wives.
Actually, Sydney, polyamory means being romantically involved with multiple people. Having sex with multiple people would be an n-some.*

* n stands for the amount of people involved in said sexual activity.

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 07-19-2002 08:35 AM

Only Closets...Pinky is your brother attractive? How about your boyfriend? [/B][/QUOTE]

Um eew, no, not to me because he's my brother. I mean he's not ugly he's okay. Yeah, my boyfriends are always attractive with money and cars and everything.

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We shall, and we shall always be correct (Besides a few misconceptions...of corse.)
So your not always correct then!:D. So vane.

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See above. Youdo care, you just have nothing more to say...
I don't care because I'm not gay and why would I care anyways? I just thought about that.

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I think your ex is a figment of your imagination simply because you have said that he has said things that nobody would ever say. What's your justification for not believing in Sandy?
Man, where have you've been in the past couple of years? Under a rock? Of course people would say what he just said. Welcome to America! :D:D