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FrustratedAssassin 02-08-2016 08:49 AM

Hopefully I'll be doing Interface Design at UAL (I know, I know, arts, but last time I tried something I didn't like I dropped out after a month). Looking at Google Maps I see it's right next to Elephant and Castle. Whatever that is.

STM 02-08-2016 09:26 AM

Ooh cool...don't get stabbed. :P

FrustratedAssassin 02-08-2016 09:37 AM

I hope I won't haha.

STM 02-08-2016 11:02 AM

Haha...

FrustratedAssassin 02-08-2016 11:50 AM

http://i.imgur.com/K8pUvnU.png

Varrok 02-08-2016 12:10 PM

I approve of this sense of humor.

Mudokon_Master 02-08-2016 05:33 PM

Oh yeah, if this thread is still the right place for virginity and sex in general, was anybody really paranoid about getting/her getting pregnant? I know I was for the longest time even with condoms + the pill. I would get feel terrified every time my missus felt sick or nauseous and I would feel extremely anxious if I thought too much. Hm maybe this should be in the phobias thread. Oh well lol

Nate 02-08-2016 10:14 PM

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Oh yeah, if this thread is still the right place for virginity and sex in general, was anybody really paranoid about getting/her getting pregnant?

No, I'm not.




Fun story: One time I was talking with my boss about how I never, ever want to have kids. Someone else on my team poked his head in and declared 'It could happen by accident!'

No, no it couldn't.





In other news, a fuckbuddy of mine has suggested that I should make a dildo out of my own wang and fuck myself with it. He seemed quite irrationally insistent about it.

STM 02-08-2016 10:17 PM

I still worry about it, but that's because we're shit at using protection. As in, we don't. The chances of my girlfriend getting pregnant are low enough one doctor told us we didn't even have to worry.

I still worry.

OANST 02-09-2016 07:37 AM

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Oh yeah, if this thread is still the right place for virginity and sex in general, was anybody really paranoid about getting/her getting pregnant? I know I was for the longest time even with condoms + the pill. I would get feel terrified every time my missus felt sick or nauseous and I would feel extremely anxious if I thought too much. Hm maybe this should be in the phobias thread. Oh well lol

Never worried about this. Heh. Heh. Hehhhhhhh.

Jordan 02-09-2016 08:14 AM

It's a good job I'm not a girl cause I'd have had so many pregnancy scares by now. Sometimes I laugh at my lack of ovaries.

OANST 02-09-2016 09:07 AM

Braggart.

Job McYossie 02-09-2016 12:07 PM

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It's a good job I'm not a girl cause I'd have had so many pregnancy scares by now. Sometimes I laugh at my lack of ovaries.

Same. For woefully different reasons, but same.

Hobo 02-10-2016 11:55 PM

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In other news, a fuckbuddy of mine has suggested that I should make a dildo out of my own wang and fuck myself with it. He seemed quite irrationally insistent about it.

This is the best thing I've ever read on OWF

Vyrien 02-11-2016 02:55 AM

Yah because I only realised I was interested at all like last year. Had plenty of offers from both genders but I'm picky as fuck so turned them down.

Also hi guys I came back for the virginity thread, what a sad life I do lead.

Jordan 02-11-2016 08:07 AM

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Yah because I only realised I was interested at all like last year. Had plenty of offers from both genders but I'm picky as fuck so turned them down.

Also hi guys I came back for the virginity thread, what a sad life I do lead.

Next time don't come back until you can tell us you've sucked 100 dicks.

Vyrien 02-11-2016 09:59 AM

Do clitorises count or does it have to be dicks

Phylum 02-11-2016 03:10 PM

Remember which forum you're on and the answer will come.

Nepsotic 02-11-2016 03:37 PM

Also you can't just suck one a hundred times. It has to be a hundred different ones. You're so picky that you might be done before you're 60.

Nate 02-12-2016 11:45 PM

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Remember which forum you're on and the answer will come.

This post works on so many levels.