Gilbert is down there for Nate. PAX is just something they will do together. While holding hands.

poor PAX. double-teamed.

I spent most of the afternoon chatting with his girlfriend. She's really nice.

I heard that grain elevators formerly full of hay can explode at any spark because of a buildup of certain chemicals. Poop may also be involved. I always picture someone surviving though. Bunch of good old boys at the club discussing how they lost a finger to frostbite or a limb to horsebite, and then old 'half man' jenkins rolls in and details leaning against a silo and lighting a smoke before losing most of his body. Then everybody buys him a drink but it just drizzles out of the massive torso-sized catheter he's plugged into.

Here's an intimidating photo of me before trimming my beard.


Here I am nowish

I hate people who can grow good beards. Hate.

Don't you hate people who can't as well?

It's true.

Phwoar.

i know old 'half man' Jenkins!

you look really well, man! and i can't believe the thickness of that beard, it has volume i can only dream of.

My beard is almost exactly that colour, including the reddish bits around the chin.

ALL THE SEXY LADS ON OWF

YES, WHAT?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KZlggHqU7M

that's disturbing. like a freezeframe from a snuff movie.

chicken was beheaded moments later

And now we know you've never played the game.

The soft focus/fuzziness was a complete accident, but I think it's what makes that picture a winner.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.n...15864542_n.jpg

This picture's like two years old, but yeah. Badass.

That's such a great photo :lol:

I was cleaning out my Dropbox when I stumbled across this glorious picture I don't remember ever taking

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/...1/044115-2.png

feel the gurn

I fancy myself a top hat.
(I'm never doing "selfies" again. It's like taking a photo up your nose.)

Is it just my computer, or did I break the website?

If the page doesn't go back to normal after this post I am going to deal the fuck out of this.

*fixed*

JBot, try not to mess about with html tags.

I can't believe Jbot broke OWF.
Also, that image is glorious.

I was honestly expecting beats by dre for a moment there, Jbot you disappoint me.

Oops!

It's the first instagram I've seen that isn't a photo of food. I'm confused.

Depends if you’re a cannibal.

I dunno. Would you eat that?

What the hell, man, veal is cruel.

You'd have pick out the hat, though.

Yeah, because some of us have good taste in fashion.

veal is good fashion.

Just ask Lady Gaga.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.n...10690944_n.jpg

Busting out a mean sax solo with my school's senior Big Band. Video to come, it has the best drum solo ever.

e: Why do my knees look so low?

They're not actually your knees. Your trousers racked. Your knees are higher

Or he just has really long thighs and short shins.

I think it's because I'm still almost sitting there. We never get enough room to really stand up on the Elder Hall stage.

Not that any of you will know Elder Hall

Elder Halls V