I'm from Cornwall originally
this is like shitter, colder, duller Cornwall but with less Ocean and hills

Indeed.

There's a Cornwall in Ontario too. It's shit, cold and full of whiney Native Americans, from what I hear.

or Native Canadians. But no one really says that.

You're joshing me!?



Teehee

Except for when you're talking to Josh.

For all I know (or knew, rather)his real name could be Franklin. I once new a guy with a normal person online alias and his real name was completely different.

People are strange.

I still keep thinking Max the Mug's name to be Max, even though his name isn't Max the Mug anymore.

Phylum is always registered in my genius alter-ego Tom Mott. That's also the name of my Facebook page. I can only think of one place on the entire internet where my name and image are tied together.

Any of you who recall my real name know how ingenious and inventive Tom Mott is.

I have absolutely no idea whether Phylum is joking right now...

I think his real name is Ttom Mot.

Hi, Josh.

Continue with whatever this is.

Now I don't want to. *Hmph*

Or Mom Tott.

I MISSED YOU
ps thank you for showing me zola jesus and sufjan stevens

Thank you for showing me what it is to love. Or were you Pterodactyl porn? Fuck. I can't remember.

Yup, the second one.

Aren't they the same thing?

Shhh, don't mess Nepsotic now...he's very fragile when it comes to this shit...

One teaches you to love, the other teaches yCAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAW

I think we just broke Manco.

OH's drunk!

Oh boy...

I keep think OH is an abbreviation for somebody because you put it in capitals.

What, pterodactyls don’t caw in your mind’s eye?

No, they caw in my mind's ear.

And then assault me for being pedantic.

It is. Stands for OddHunter.

IT IS I, ODDHUNTER!

Why can't we just call him by his new name? It's confusing me.

Blame Scrabtrapman. He always has to make things so complicated.

I liked the username OddHunter a lot... :-/

I am not Scrabtrapman. I, am STM!

Pronounced 'st-mm'.

A bit like Scottish 'shtoom'.

See! There you go again, making things more complicated then they have to be.

Is that a bad thing? I need to rethink my life then.

I don't think I ever puked a temper tantrum down your pants, so welcome back.

You're going to look back on everything you've done and want to punch yourself in the face.

I haven't been around long enough to have anything regrettable to look back on.

And you're going to do this once again in a couple years I assure you.

I'm not going to do it because I'm perfect.

Blogs excluded of course.

You are perfect and you should feel good for being so perfect.

Well I actually dont remember Phylum to have had an annoying past at all.....



Me on the other hand... I like to revisit my past sometimes cos it makes me snort and laugh. But I never really outgrew my silly/stupid past... Nyah.