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Wings of Fire 09-26-2012 08:33 AM

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I thought she was okay, but I hated how pathetic she was. She could of at least tried to fire a gun instead of hiding in a fucking bin. Leon could of taught her how to use a gun or something.

Considering their generally dark and cramped environmen, arguably he's better off if she doesn't have one.

Nepsotic 09-26-2012 08:40 AM

Yeah, I liked her, she was much better than Sheva.

Mac Sirloin 09-26-2012 09:07 AM

I thought I'd already posted this, but no I am not looking forward to/want Resi 6. It looks like a big hulking sack of crap.

It's like Capcom is actually taking notes from those incomprehensible Milla Jovovich Resident Evil movies. "Wow, what wasn't shitty at arr. We shourd forrow suit!" - Capcom president Cap Commings. Cue AK-47's.

Nepsotic 09-26-2012 09:19 AM

The Milla Jovovich movies are the worst things to happen to Resident Evil since Survivor.
Why the hay do they keep making them? How are they this popular?

Manco 09-26-2012 09:38 AM

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Capcom president Cap Commings.

Captain Commings is a fucking war hero you irreverent youth!

Mr. Bungle 09-26-2012 09:45 AM

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I'm pretty sure she wouldn't drop guns, but she'd use a fucking H&K Pistol on a boss even though she's equipped with a fucking Magnum.

She was an idiot, but the game is fun nonetheless.

I didn't literally mean she'd "drop everything" as in physically drop her guns. I mean she'd be under fire by zombies, but would just run through them just to get more grenades when she had all this other ammo.

Mac Sirloin 09-26-2012 12:00 PM

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The Milla Jovovich movies are the worst things to happen to Resident Evil since Survivor.
Why the hay do they keep making them? How are they this popular?

Their target audience is one part Dads who want to identify with something their sons enjoy but don't have it in them to actually play a video game, one part general stupids who will watch anything and one part complete fucking tools who see the face tentacles/big axe-wielding zombie/Leon and say "fuck yeah I love President Stevil". And one part me, who saw the newest one and was utterly blown away at the impossible world depicted. And the villain was that fucking computer child from the first movie.

Nepsotic 09-26-2012 12:04 PM

I think you're talking about 'Extinction', that isn't the newest one, but it is by far the worst.

MeechMunchie 09-26-2012 12:49 PM

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We all know Nate's motto: Fuck the poor!

*Insert Jewish stereotype*

Mac Sirloin 09-26-2012 02:23 PM

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I think you're talking about 'Extinction', that isn't the newest one, but it is by far the worst.

Uhh nope, Retribution. Saw it in the theatre last week. And I don't think you can quantify one as worse than the others. They're all drowning in the same mire of impossible pseudoscience, egregious CG and slowmo, and a bouqet of terrible writing that is dwarfed only by the half assed cast thrust down our throats year after year after year.

They're all telling the same story, all rooted within this fucking retarded mythos and thus one big gestalt slice of downs-syndrome entertaining, lowest-common denominator appealing crap.

But the newest one added another layer to the crap custard. It just couldn't stay away. It was a loud movie. So loud it drowns out all thought and emotion and feeling, so loud it shakes your teeth and whines in your brain saying you paid money for this. This is on you, you putrid motherfucker. Pay witness to Milla Jovovovovishs skintight bodysuit and buckle in. You are not getting this time back.

Nepsotic 09-26-2012 03:41 PM

Retribution is already out?
If I'm honest, I think the first one is the only one which has any decency, it's still a bad film, but it's nothing compared to the others.

Mr. Bungle 09-26-2012 06:31 PM

I watched the first 15 minutes or so online with a friend. It was a pretty lame 15 minutes.