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Laser 07-20-2012 12:10 PM
Jesus Christ no!

STM 07-20-2012 12:55 PM
So, maybe?

Nepsotic 07-20-2012 02:14 PM
If I can ramble on about ponies.

And I'm guessing that's a no. :(

Laser 07-20-2012 02:23 PM
NO RAMBLING! ABOUT ANYTHING!

MeechMunchie 07-20-2012 02:25 PM
If you can actually teach me some useful things about ponies, like the objective distinction between a pony and a small horse, I'd be delighted to listen.

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I only seem like I know a lot because I usually talk about things I know about, and I hope that you guys learn from it.
I think everyone does that.

Bullet Magnet 07-20-2012 02:45 PM
Sure, but not everyone cultivates the false impression that they know everything as expertly as it seems I have.

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BM just tried to find the most polite way to call all of us "know nothing retards".
I only meant that I try to explain what I talk about (perhaps not always successfully) and that you guys should talk about the interesting things you know more often. For my benefit.

MeechMunchie 07-20-2012 03:12 PM
Well that's the problem, you don't tell us what you don't know already enough.

Wings of Fire 07-20-2012 03:27 PM
He doesn't know this thing we call love.

STM 07-21-2012 12:50 AM
Nah, handsome chap like BM, if he put himself out there I reckon women would flock to him.

Nepsotic 07-21-2012 01:10 AM
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Sure, but not everyone cultivates the false impression that they know everything as expertly as it seems I have.


I only meant that I try to explain what I talk about (perhaps not always successfully) and that you guys should talk about the interesting things you know more often. For my benefit.
Are you the nerdy guy from Zombieland?

Bullet Magnet 07-21-2012 01:42 AM
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Are you the nerdy guy from Zombieland?
No?

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Nah, handsome chap like BM, if he put himself out there I reckon women would flock to him.
Truth be told, I don't know what "putting self out there" means.

Strike Witch 07-21-2012 02:07 AM
You're all going in the Panopticon now.

STM 07-21-2012 02:33 AM
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Truth be told, I don't know what "putting self out there" means.
No way? XD

It means, get out there and talk to/ be with, women.

MeechMunchie 07-21-2012 04:35 AM
He means putting your "self" out there. Like, exposing your genitals.

It's a courtship display. You're supposed to decorate them with brightly coloured berries and such.

STM 07-21-2012 04:40 AM
Glitter works well, glitter and jewels.

Bullet Magnet 07-24-2012 06:14 AM
That's a recipe for losing your junk to a magpie.

STM 07-24-2012 01:03 PM
Giving a woman lots of alcohol works just as well. Do that. If not, use a club.

MeechMunchie 07-24-2012 03:13 PM
From what I overhear, modern girls love a good clubbing at the weekend.

Varrok 07-24-2012 03:16 PM
Hit her, you beast!

Bullet Magnet 07-24-2012 10:41 PM
This is terrible advice.

STM 07-25-2012 01:26 AM
The drinking thing still stands...depends what you're looking for, though.

Ridg3 07-25-2012 01:42 AM
Popcorn. Bucket. Hole. Penis.

Phylum 07-25-2012 02:06 AM
This was the first thing that cam into my mind when you said that.


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