BUT WHEN I LUK AT HIEM

I SAY

but father-

Some things just need to be said.

Let us pass, let us pass
Where does this narrow path lead?
It leads to the gods in heaven
Your thoughts do not matter; you cannot pass
To celebrate this child’s tenth
I must make an offering with these talismans
The path out is pleasant, but returning is scary
Can I pass despite my fears?

Poetry? Seriously?

I'm not pointing any fingers, but this is Nate's fault.

Wow. Thats just is horrible. Stop talking. Now.

My mum was snooping through my facebook somehow the other day, she got through my privacy settings and found out I swear like a fucking dick. Hilariously, she's more outraged by that than when I got paralytic at New Years Eve.

Sense =/= This woman

fuck YTP. fuck it hard. fuck it dry. fuck it with a dick wrapped in barbed wire.

fucking heathens.

fuck.

70% of replies on Facebook chat with Pilot consist of OAAHHHH

Hi pukes, I am gunnery sergeant spiderman.

Don't swear.

Hating something with so much zeal only means you secretly like it.

I hate furry. Zelously.

I just lost my ears to that....

This is 110% true.

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FUCK YOU I HATE YOU

i bet you have Rijekan ears.

I hate you too, hon. ;)

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You're not gonna make friends like that. It was neither witty, clever or nice.
-rep, you need to learn the hard way. Learn to take a joke.

I know it was a joke, what is wrong with continuing with it?

I'm assuming he is referring to this comment.

If so...What exactly are you continuing? That was just out of the blue and came off as just plain douchebaggery. Try not to be so spontaneous.

Trust you to be the judge of douchebaggery, I can smell you from here.

Just lighten up man. :happy:

I'm not sure if I understand.
Are you insulting us because you want us to forgive you?
Or do you just think you're funny?

What?

Lighten up? I was trying to tell you to not be so random with your posts. I wasn't insulting you.

I knew that, Thank you for playing The Game.

I'm so confused. Can someone translate?

So are you actually going to change what you're doing?

Edited the post, if that's what you are saying?

(edited the Hi Cunts part).

No. You shoudn't do that, the mods don't like it because it ruins the threads flow. Just stop these things if you want people to like you. Remember, OWF has a really strange sense of humor. Just read any of OANST's posts.

Who's that?

I don't know anyone by that name...

Wait why are you asking me? O_o

Hello...?

You do know OANST. He +repped you just to annoy us.

What does OANST stand for?

Is that a program?

It stands for Old and Not So Tasty. I lost track of when he had it changed.

How do I get into this.... "Humour"?

Old And Not So Tasty. Anyway, if you try to be funny here before your time, you will just look like a nob. Then people will treat you like a nob. Editing peoples posts in a quote is NOT funny.
And by "before your time", I mean before you understand OWF's humor.



Speedy shits

Okay, I now understand that I am a nob.

What's the next step?

If its the funny type you want then just observe. See what people here find funny. 4Chan memes aren't funny.
Some of them anyway.

I don't even know if i have the right to say frosties yet, do I guys?

I don't understand the "wanting to be a type" deal in the first place. Why not just be yourself... unless this is your true self.. In which case becoming a type might actually be better.