Is that a real thing, or just an urban myth?
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Pretty much any processed food product can taste like whatever the hell you want. The guys at Jelly Belly realized this ages ago and made jelly beans that taste like grass, eggs, popcorn, bacon, and fucking dirt.
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I meant the heart-clogging thing. Or were you talking to Max?
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The thing I never understood about bubblegum-flavoured food is... what flavour bubblegum? And I never see bubblegum-flavoured bubblegum.
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Bubblegum, like vanilla, is the product's "plain" flavor. You can't describe bubblegum flavor as anything but "bubblegum flavor".
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I certainly can't describe bubblegum flavour as being anything like any bubblegum I've ever had. Maybe that's because I've never had or even seen "plain" bubblegum.
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Dip a rubber band in icing sugar and chew it. There you go. |
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Totino's Frozen Pizza, not the healthiest or tastiest of choices, but good enough.
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Goodfellas make the best frozen pizzas available in the UK, IMO. I don't get them often 'cause they're so expensive, but it's for a damned good reason. Mmm.
Also, bubblegum flavoured ice-cream? Eurgh. And like Max I've wondered what bubblegum flavour actually is - But Sekto Springs has a point: Bubblegum flavour is basically the essence of artificial sweet flavourings used commonly to flavour bubblegum and other crappy confectionery. (Just now I had 2 cheese & onion pasties followed by some fruit) |
Frosties . no honestly .
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I had some stew last night. I like stew, but then I don't. I don't like finishing the dregs... if the vegetables were cut into smaller pieces then maybe I would finish it. I sound dead picky here... |
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Frosties. And a mouth-numbing pastel because fuck badly aligned teeth.
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A very sour mandarin.
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Toast with white balsamic vinegar reduction. That stuff is like toffeed honey.
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No, he just prefers not to sprinkle honesty on his Frosties before eating them.
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Indian Curry.
I predict a burning ring tomorrow. |
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Toast with too much marmite.
Oh yeah, 3,000th post! |
The remainder of last night's post-club chips heated up in a microwave.
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I ate a cheeseburger in McDonald's today. I had not visited a McDonald's in over 4 months and now I remember why. Yuck.
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Huh?
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Quoted For Truth.
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Oh.
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My cousin visited with her boy-friend. I offered to get some lager in, but she told me not to bother, because he was bringing some. That would seem like a good deal. I pay nothing and still get something to drink.
Ladies and gentlemen, there's a catch - he brought Budweiser. I'd like to say I don't like the taste, but it doesn't fucking taste of anything. It just has a mild hint of slightly contaminated water. It's the same empty sensation you get from sucking on an ice-cube. We did eat cheese, so that was adequate compensation. |
I ate a vanilla pudding. Vanilla pudding is the only pudding I really like. I also drank two glasses of lemon icetea.
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Me and my boyfriend just made some really scruffy cakes but they taste so good...
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Me and my dad made some pizza a few hours ago. It was really good. It had ham, cheese, pineapple and onion. Also I drank the rest of the lemon icetea. Was good.
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I had an apple. I then realized that it had an enormous bruise on it. Yuk.
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I ate a Daim* bar.
One of the world's stranger chocolate confections. *Not actually, but preferably, pronounced like a fat black lady saying 'Damn' |
I had a really awful 'meal' consisting of pillsbury dough and marshmallow spread
my poop feels sick |
Spaghetti bologneise
Because today isa my Dolmio day. |
Wendy's cheeseburger, fries, and chicken nuggets, with an abundance of ketchup.
I am fat. |
I had a Sunday roast with pork, crackling, yorkshire puddings, sweet potatoes, roast potatoes, parsnips and gravy.
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I'm about to have a Sunday roast with beef, yorkshire puddings, roast potatoes, carrots, peas and gravy, compare who's is more substantial. ^-^
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Mine is far more substantial because it has sweet potatoes. SWEET POTATAS
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