Thank you DH it really is two mens work but I get by =) It's nice to see appreciation for what I do!

actually, pretty much this. you might be absolutely fantastic at the job, but because so many other people have applied for that position, it would probably end up being filled by someone less competent. more to do with pot luck in those instances.

I make things that women stuff up their vaginas and pack meat.

Ohhh yeeeeeah.

You make sausages?

I'm a lifeguard at a local indoor pool

Have you nagged at any kids for running around the pool yet?

Isn't that aspect of the job a staple one in any lifeguard careerer?

That depends on if you like kids.

And on what a careerer is.