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Lord Stanley 05-09-2011 05:26 PM

1: Thanks for that clarification. Meaning has now returned to life. I feel much better.

2: Hmm, I think I misinterpreted my thoughts. NO ONE has a RIGHT to salvation, it is the gift of God that we receive. We preach to the unsaved, and God chooses which will hear the word, and which will repel it. A lunatic would be unable to understand; we should still do our best to communicate with them, but if it is impossible, they must be executed.

As an example, if a murderer is converted to Christianity while on death row, he must still be executed. His earthly guilt remains; the difference is that, on his death, he will not be damned forever.

Bullet Magnet: I'd rather not debate over Shakespeare. It's too low of me to bring him into a thread about "knocked up." We can try to find some other common ground.

Bullet Magnet 05-09-2011 05:28 PM

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Bullet Magnet: ...Shit fuck bastard. Out of context. Unmeaningful. And foul. Unnecessary.

Agreed on all counts. So? What does necessity have to do with anything? What should that stop one doing anything? Things not being necessary are what makes life interesting. This forum isn't necessary. Striped shirts aren't necessary. I look forward to your argument opposing the existence of both those things.

And foul? That's the point, isn't it? It isn't always foul, and that is certainly subjective, but being foul is one of the purposes of swearing. It is a valid purpose.

OddjobAbe 05-09-2011 05:30 PM

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2: Hmm, I think I misinterpreted my thoughts. NO ONE has a RIGHT to salvation, it is the gift of God that we receive. We preach to the unsaved, and God chooses which will hear the word, and which will repel it. A lunatic would be unable to understand; we should still do our best to communicate with them, but if it is impossible, they must be executed.

When you're misintepreting your own thoughts, you really need to examine yourself.

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As an example, if a murderer is converted to Christianity while on death row, he must still be executed. His earthly guilt remains; the difference is that, on his death, he will not be damned forever.

So if the atheist who never did wrong dies, he goes to hell. The murderer who comitted a terrible atrocity says "I'm sorry" at the last minute and gets into heaven. What a fair system.

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I'd rather not debate over Shakespeare. It's too low of me to bring him into a thread about "knocked up."

Shakespeare wasn't too good for sex. As far as I'm aware, he loved it.

Lord Stanley 05-09-2011 05:39 PM

I'm afraid there was not an atheist who never did wrong.

Bullet Magnet: Striped shirts are not necessary. But they are not offensive, like swear words. Why would you want to be foul? The definition of foul: Merriam-Webster's Dictionary: Offensive to the senses; loathsome. Even if they act as the quarterback of your vocabulary, why would you use loathsome words when there are civil ones that will do just as easily?

Wings of Fire 05-09-2011 05:42 PM

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I'm afraid there was not an atheist who never did wrong.

I'm afraid you're full of shit.

Lord Stanley 05-09-2011 05:46 PM

I'm guessing you're referring to yourself. "The atheist who never did wrong." If not, define wrong and we'll discuss this civilly and in contextually-related sentences.

Wings of Fire 05-09-2011 05:53 PM

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I'm guessing you're referring to yourself. "The atheist who never did wrong." If not, define wrong and we'll discuss this civilly and in contextually-related sentences.

Do you believe you've never done wrong in the eyes of God and yourself?

Lord Stanley 05-09-2011 05:54 PM

No. I have sinned often and greatly.

Have you ever done "wrong" in the eyes of God and yourself?

Bullet Magnet 05-09-2011 05:59 PM

This is the part where he defines "rejecting God" as a great wrong.

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Bullet Magnet: Striped shirts are not necessary. But they are not offensive, like swear words. Why would you want to be foul? The definition of foul: Merriam-Webster's Dictionary: Offensive to the senses; loathsome. Even if they act as the quarterback of your vocabulary, why would you use loathsome words when there are civil ones that will do just as easily?

My whole argument was that "civil" ones do not always do the sentiment justice, when you want a harsh edge to your phrasing, for example, or actually desire on occasion to be uncivil. Or, you know, personal preference. I'm not particularly concerned with causing offense, particularly to those who are offended so easily, and over such trivial things. For them, being offended is really a self-inflicted distress.

Wings of Fire 05-09-2011 06:00 PM

I dunno about God, but I'm pretty sure I've never sacrificed any of my personal beliefs or values. I certainly don't regret anything I've done in my life.

Now for the other prong in your argument; nobody leads a perfect life. Religious people 'sin' too.

Lord Stanley 05-09-2011 06:01 PM

WoF: What are your personal beliefs? Not regretting ANYTHING is a problem...you don't regret ANYTHING? At all?

Bullet Magnet: Why would you ever feel the need to be uncivil?

Wings of Fire 05-09-2011 06:27 PM

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WoF: What are your personal beliefs? Not regretting ANYTHING is a problem...you don't regret ANYTHING? At all?

Nope. I've made mistakes like everyone has but I've come to terms with them.

This is the life I've led and I wouldn't trade it for anything else, or waste time regretting things, in the world, God or no.

Lord Stanley 05-09-2011 06:30 PM

By "coming to terms" with your mistakes, does that mean you're sad you made them and you're trying not to make them any more?

Regret is a necessary feeling. If we miss an opportunity, we should regret not taking it, then in the future attempt to take all possible good opportunities. Is this what you mean?

Bullet Magnet 05-09-2011 06:43 PM

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Bullet Magnet: Why would you ever feel the need to be uncivil?

I don't, usually. And I don't consider swearing necessarily uncivil. But I can be pushed to the point at which I no longer deem the person before me to be deserving of basic courtesy. Such a state is possible, and the consequences well-deserved.

Nate 05-09-2011 09:39 PM

Trying to get the thread vaguely back on topic...
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What do you guys think about forced sterilisation? Like with mentally handicapped people who are able to have sex but aren't able to look after the children or understand the rammifications? Some families have gone through legal proceedings to get their children sterilised.

There was a story a few years back here about a couple who wanted to give their daughter who had Downs Syndrome a hysterectomy. Their justification was that she panics at the sight of blood and that she would never have the maturity to take care of herself hygienically.

Civil rights groups went crazy about the enforced sterilisation of a poor, disadvantaged child. It was a big news story for a couple of days, until someone pointed out to them that people with Downs Syndrome are already infertile.

Alcar 05-09-2011 10:23 PM

Stop feeding the troll, people. He's made it clear he worships an imaginary being - we know he's intellectually challenged.

Alcar...

Havoc 05-10-2011 02:55 AM

You guys start the first religious discussion in months and I'm not invited?! What the FUCK guys! Now the power of two admins stop me from joining in :(

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It was a big news story for a couple of days, until someone pointed out to them that people with Downs Syndrome are already infertile.
Are people with Downs Syndrome infertile by default or only in certain cases? And there are a lot more mental handicaps where becoming a parent probably isn't the wisest idea so the discussion remains ongoing.

In any case, anyone who needs help themselves in their day to day lives should not be getting/given the responsibility of raising a child. That unfair to the child and to the people who eventually get burdened with raising it.

I don't get how having children, in this day and age with over 7 billion people on the planet and the projection of having that DOUBLED in the next 100 years, is still a human right. But that's a different discussion entirely.

Fact is that a male can be sterilized in way that is fixable (though not 100% guaranteed). So I don't see the difference between doing that and forcing them to use a condom.

Nate 05-10-2011 04:39 AM

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Are people with Downs Syndrome infertile by default or only in certain cases? And there are a lot more mental handicaps where becoming a parent probably isn't the wisest idea so the discussion remains ongoing.

If Wikipedia is to be trusted, almost all males with Downs Syndrome are infertile (only three cases ever recorded of one becoming a father) and females have much lower fertility, as well as many problems related to childbirth.

So that partly knocks back my last post. Hmmm.

Bullet Magnet 05-10-2011 10:44 AM

It's because they have an extra chromosome. Chromosome 21. It can't pair off in meiosis, it's the same reason that most hybrids are infertile.

MeechMunchie 05-12-2011 11:32 AM

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I feel sad for all of you. The Bible clearly lists the boundaries of acceptable behavior and rape cannot be justified by any means. It is a criminal offense that must be punished. Homosexuality cannot be justified, either. I have passages for that, too.

I feel sad for anyone who equates homosexuality to rape.

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It's because they have an extra chromosome. Chromosome 21. It can't pair off in meiosis, it's the same reason that most hybrids are infertile.

Darnit! I was about to say that!

Curse that freeloader-some. Throwing genetic organisation into chaos and fulfilling no useful purpose.

Mac Sirloin 05-12-2011 11:38 AM

I am not slogging through 4 pages of posts, so I'll cut to it, do we have another zippy Jesus freak in the form of Lord Stanley? Thanks in advance, pumpkin.

STM 05-12-2011 12:00 PM

Just ignore the Bible basher and stay on topic Mac, it's not worth it and I don't want another God debate, that was a pretty shit few weeks.

Alcar 05-12-2011 12:30 PM

It's been a pretty shit couple of millenniums.

Okay, not quite a couple.

Alcar...

STM 05-12-2011 12:37 PM

More like three tenths of one and then one tenth of the next.

buddy418 05-29-2011 06:41 PM

interesting fact: humans are one of only two races in the world to have sex for fun.

ive never had a close call because i choose to masturbate because the one time i tried to have sex with a girl she accidently ripped my ear off.

and yes, the word is too concerned with atractions, expirementation, and sex.

Nate 05-30-2011 02:45 AM

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interesting fact: humans are one of only two races in the world to have sex for fun.

Leaving aside your misuse of the word 'race', I can think of...
  1. Humans
  2. Dolphins
  3. Bonobos
(and I don't pretend that's an exhaustive list), so perhaps you should do some research before throwing out blanket statements.

MeechMunchie 05-30-2011 07:28 AM

Because that was clearly the most interesting part of a post containing the sentence

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the one time i tried to have sex with a girl she accidently ripped my ear off.


MA 05-30-2011 07:19 PM

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ive never had a close call because i choose to masturbate because the one time i tried to have sex with a girl she accidently ripped my ear off.

hey, you said that in the other thread, too.

have both your ears been ripped off?

enchilado 05-31-2011 01:08 AM

Weird, I was thinking the other day about how someone once told me that only humans and dolphins had sex for fun... and how they were wrong, because bonobos do. And then I thought... well... everything does, that's the whole point.

Havoc 05-31-2011 03:22 AM

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interesting fact: humans are one of only two races in the world to have sex for fun.

ive never had a close call because i choose to masturbate because the one time i tried to have sex with a girl she accidently ripped my ear off.

Post the damn story. I want to know how the hell that happened! How do you rip someone's EAR off during sex?!

MeechMunchie 05-31-2011 07:51 AM

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Weird, I was thinking the other day about how someone once told me that only humans and dolphins had sex for fun... and how they were wrong, because bonobos do. And then I thought... well... everything does, that's the whole point.

And, y'know, procreation.

enchilado 05-31-2011 03:14 PM

Male antechinuses sex themselves to death in the breeding season, and I don't think it's because they want to be daddies.

As a species it's to procreate, yes, but individually...?

STM 05-31-2011 03:35 PM

Actually Ench, the orgasm is a way of making lazy species want to reproduce. Most creatures don't fuck for fun, they fuck because it's a natural urge.

Nate 05-31-2011 11:06 PM

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Actually Ench, the orgasm is a way of making lazy species want to reproduce. Most creatures don't fuck for fun, they fuck because it's a natural urge.

I rather think that was his point.