Yes. There's a fine line between stunning and beautiful, though.

Say she's ugly as fuck and no one will have her. Then say you're desperate, and she'll accept your love.

Stop referencing.

If she's in music school, then she's artistically inclined. Draw her a picture.

Like this one.

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/u...kateboard.jpeg

Like what one? It isn't showing up.

It is for me. Try this.

Ok, honest advice, despite what others on here have posted... and this might follow no particular order of importance... and I feel I am a decently attractive female.

Don't stare too long. At least smile. Sideways glances are nice. Make some eye contact, but don't stare creepy like. Even small talk is appreciated. Show interest through mild questions such as: are you enjoying your evening? where you from? etc. Introduce yourself with a phrase that is not: Hey, are you single? I think you're hot! Pickup lines are almost funny... Girls do like it when you offer to buy things, such as a drink. If you overhear a problem, offering help or advice is appreciated. Umm... Don't look at other girls, or stare at the ground or surrounding objects for a long period of time.

Keep in mind, this is advice for introduction. Confidence is sexy, shyness is respected but you have to work a lil harder. Cockiness only works on broads, who will not stick around. Hesitation can be cute, because girls can be easily flattered. Even breaking the ice with: I just saw you over there and had to say hi, you're very pretty. etc....

Hope that helps! I am honest. These are my experiences of what I like or dislike. Overall, most girls do not like cocky assholes who make them feel disposable. Just remember manners. Good luck!

So, MagogCartel, I heard you like it up the ass, lets say you and me go out back by the Denny's and make yours a two way street.

I'm not fond of Denny's, I'm a lil classier than that. How bout Red Lobster?

Possibly the best advice you're going to get here.

Don't let these guys get you down.... their sarcasm is a form of reaching out due to the feelings of loneliness and despair that inflicts them day to day... poor things.

Red Lobster is no good, whats your opinion on Chili's?

Hmm, I ate there once, had the two for $20 deal... pretty good.

I was actually being serious.

So that makes you right? Why can't he get some real advice? No one goes by that besides rapists or psychopaths.

I'll try to meet up with her and apologize. telling her that she looked especially beautiful is a bit risky, I already played all scenarios through in my head that evening, but it seems the best choice.
thanks for all the advices, even the stupid ones.

In stead of saying she's beautiful, just say she looked nice.

don't forget the shovel and quicklime.

But she looked beautiful.

then say it. I only suggested that because you said it could be 'risky'

Yeah, I enjoy their chicken crispers. So does Tuesday work for you?

You know what else is risky? Unprotected sex. He should do that too.

Don't try to act cool, because unless you are cool it'll just put her off. She'll think you're a dork. Be yourself, because you don't want her to go out with you thinking you're someone you're not.
Don't use stupid phrases like "hey baby"; she'll know that you don't have a clue how to ask a girl out, although that's not necessarily a bad thing.

My advice was good and full of well intentions. He's using it as we speak. I'm just saying that Dick's had the best advice.

dicks always have the best advice.

So if I politely ask the girl of my dreams to allow me to shove a vodka bottle up her anus and drink the contents of the bottle without pulling it out she would say yes.
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Here's the line, and that was me going over it.

Just ask her to suck you off or you'll turn gay.

This actually works.

U SO CLEVA!

Because I proved it with your mum. To mean? I'm sure she's a very nice manlady really.

I AM SO CLEVA AWNT I

if you think mother jokes are 'to mean', you haven't been paying attention.

EDIT: and you sleep with manladies?

Yes but I'm very concious of offending people you cow probing piece of shit.

Did I do it right?

you didn't answer the question.

Shit, I didn't know until she told me about the operation ok. It's an easy mistake to make. Ok, I got nothing, you win.

You know you did it wrong if you ask if you did it right.

Eh, your too young to understand, now if you'll excuse me, the grown ups are speaking. ;)

*sigh* I wouldn't use the word 'grown-up' when talking about a certain someone.

What the fuck? Who's this fucking prick and what did he do with the real Scrabtrapman?



OH WAIT

Hahahahahahahahaha.

Hahaha.

Ahahaha.

Ha.

I see what you did there.

Gah fuck you and your witty remarks.

Since you're an artist you got to show your seeeeensitive side. But also be a bit of a jerk and/or challenge her but like in a charming way. Like MagogCartel said with all the chicks dig confidence stuff. Having a large penis is probably a plus too.

And whhhat Hazel Ra, aren't you a bit young to have hairy shoulders?? wtf