I GET IT!

Really? That's funny, 'cause I had no idea what I was saying.

You said that he raped you.

I lost mine at 14 with a girl who had blu hair. Fuck.

That's generally what happens when someone loses their virginity.

Italy kicks ass.

I was an exalted punk boy and she was a punk girl.. come on

Shut up Dixanadu.

Grumpy guts.

Qualm down dear

Good one, crashpunk.

No, punk

I'd have gladly given up my virginity with her.

I wouldn't, not my type...I'm leaving that open for succesors

Please....PLEASE show me a picture of your ideal 'type'.

hmm...http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-conte...um-posters.jpg

well what am I supposed to post?

Fuck Gollum, I found you a better one: http://tinyurl.com/ScraptrapmansPerfectWoman

what 0:14 oh I see you Rick Roll'd me...good one. Sigh.

Was procrastinating and ended up at this forum somehow.

Anyway, I'm 22, still a virgin, and intend to be so forever.

No, 2:53.

I'm being serious, though. Show me.

I don't think I mentioned it but I ain't a virgin and by god did the first time scare me, I was more focused on making sure that I'd last for her sake but, alas, it wasn't meant to be.

After-wards I realized that if I sneak off for a crafty wank first I could last for fucking decades. And that's my advice for all the virgins out there... before sex, go for a wank, be heavy on the foreplay then stick it in.

@Ridg3, because that worked really well on the Inbetweeners.

@Dix, I have no fucking idea but I guess intelligent to a degree, pretty if possible, funny and happy.

What...? I don't watch the Inbetweeners and yes (if you're contradicting), it does work, now you don't have to take my advice and you can go through life dis-satisfying every woman you meet, forever.

Even doing that the day before sex can greatly increase performance.

Well I aim to please Ridg, I suppose as long as it's good for her first time

There's another thing you could try and that's trying to make your masturbation sessions last for 15 minutes by stopping right before the orgasm, letting it die down then resuming and repeating until you can last without having to stop.

Or you could try Durex Performo, although this is a route I don't recommend seeing as it is damn near impossible for you to have an orgasm.

Yeh but if I did that wouldn't I eventually never orgasm? Sorry if that's a stupid question

Not unless you really enjoy blue-balls.

ack

The only thing better than blue balls is walking through a forest in midwinter in the north of scotland with blue balls before meeting her parents for saturday dinner.

Indeed, after an hour and exhausted, I gave up. I eventually forgot I was pleasing her, as I was just racing to finish. She did say it was amazing though but I was still annoyed to shit.

Never getting them again.

Apparently Durex condoms are clinically proven.



How do I get a job there?

15 minutes? Fuck that. I've got to be done and out of the girls locker rooms as fast as possible.