Fuck -ouch!- no! There is no way in hell that saying shit -ack!- like this gives me electric shocks!
But seriously, no. Swearing is regular at our house, as long as nobody else can hear us. By the way, that post was a joke...

So you're like playing this game and ure mom shows up and she's like "C'mon Spandex let's get you in bed" and ure like "No mom, just a little bit more.." and she's like "No,right now" buture all like "BUTT FUUUCK" and she's like "Ure grounded" and u "I know..." XXDDD

Yes, I just totally say butt fuck in front of my mom

Dute-n pizda calului, imbecila ce esti!

Wahhahahaha. I don't care if it's bad grammar. I really suck at romanian.

Anyway, my grandma apparently never swears. The most I've heard her say is "Dute tu de-a ici!".
Which just means "Go away!" ... which apparently is a way of expressing surprise and outrage. She's really finely mannered, and looks at me weird when I make funny face at the camera. Or when we use the less nice word for 'Shit'. "Cacat".

I love my grandma.

For a innocent girl ure quite a swearing fountain...ok can we stop with the romanian swears pleasE?

Pizda pizdi pizdi pizdi pizdu pizda piiiiizda!!!

That's my answer for you. I like the word(s) 'Butt fuck'.

you like the word, but do you like to practice?and stop with the vagina thing!

You mean that I should stop saying "Pizda? ... Hmm... my answer to that will now be: Pizda pizdocului!!

Anyway I've never practiced Butt-fucking. I don't really want to either. Maybe if I was doing it to someone else, but I don't have the right equipment for that :(

If you dislike swearing, especially about cunts, then why read this thread?

EDIT: T-nex is a speedy shit.

SHIT FUCK CUNT MOTHERFUCKER ASS TWAT DICK\COCK PENIS WANKER ASS-LICKER OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Did anyone else no that a docuhe is a vaginal condom? I didn't until I watched a victorian pharmacy programme on the Beeb! LOLLOLLOLLO ROFLE COPTER!

That's not what a douche is. Look it up on Wikipedia.

uh uh there are two meanings actually http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=douche and another one thats 200 years old

I can loan you the strap-on that I got for my last birthday if you like.

Thanks! :D But I think I'd have trouble finding a willing participant :(

... Unless I could put the sensual back in nonconsensual ;)

nice

[QUOTE=T-nex;456915]Thanks! :D But I think I'd have trouble finding a willing participant :(QUOTE]

OH OH, me me me me.. pick me!

Run T-nex... he's showing you an unhealthy amount of attention.

I think he's just being damn disrespectful.

this

Well, to be on topic to the thread, I don't swear. Well, occasionally 'damn' or 'crap' will slip my tongue, but the big 3? The S, F and C words? I can't do that...Unless my brother puts me in a fit of absolute rage, AND THAT ONLY HAPPENED ONCE!

I think you should swear if you feel that it gets your point across well, and it does just that for me. A good strong word always gets the point across harshly, which is the best way most of the time. I wouldn't let social convention get in the way. Swear at a senile old women if you feel it'll make her understand your point.

He's not into pegging? :p

Alcar...

Fuck this shit thread, it's a pissing cuntswab of a fuck.

That joke has been done several times already.

Shut the fuck up nigger.

I fucking know right! This is a fucking peice of crappy shit!
Heh. I like this thread. I can swear on it without abandon.
Dickhead, Fuckface, cock smoking, mother fucking, asshole,
dirty twat, waste of semen, I hope you die.

That jokes been done several times now.

LETO IS A COON

Its not a joke, I just like swearing

thats not really swearing, its just very harsh and offending.

Spandex, you never met Leto, he's generally not a nice person so leave him be, nice to see he's back though.

I'm a lovely person, pisslips.

The last two did not contain swearing... you fail. Fucking horribly at that.

yeah, maybe you should just act like a normal member instead of trying to be like OANST or josh.

EDIT: Oop's, use the quote button next time when admonishing... this is so embarrassing.

i was actually talking about mr.spandekpants

What do you define as a normal member?

EDIT: If you're talking to someone whose post was a while ago, you generally use the quote button.

no i meant, you lot are the funny ones, and the ones who take the piss out of people (which can also be funny), but, i mean normal like, erm, nowtun or scrabtrapman, the people who just do their own thing, the normal people!

The only thing that I find creepy is that I'm being hit on by a 13 year old kid X_x ... does that make me reverse pedophile or something?