Wrong.

waaa don't assume waaa we can all get along waaa its not fair!

couldn't give a toss less right now.

I mean "I'll". Purely my mistake.

Cunt off... I'm mad at you.

I see that you're trying very hard to make it work, but not talking about it doesn't change anything. A lot of the people here are going to be very accepting of you because they think that is how people should be. However, the very specific nature of your attraction to children tells me that this isn't something that you're particularly willing to deal with. The fact that you know it has to be 2d, and so on, leads me to believe that you have sought out the material and seen enough of it to develop a proclivity to a certain type of it. I'm going to be grossed out by you until you knock it the fuck off.

Honestly, OANST, I like you. Your first post in my thread made me laugh. I like people who make me laugh. I'm sorry I gross you out, and I really have no intention to talk about lolicon or any of that shit. If you can't get over how you feel about what I like with the fact that I would never take it out into the real world (nor do I even like it in context of the real world) and that I have no intention to talk about it here, then I'm sorry. But I'm not going to change. It's something I already came to terms with. It's not the biggest personal issue I had to come to terms with.

Really, it doesn't bother me that you find me gross. I don't really take the Internet seriously at all. But I would like to have a groovy ol' time up in here. Especially when more Oddworld news drops.

Except that isn't how it works. Being attracted to the form of a child will not contain itself to mere illustrations. I can see that your insistence that it does shows some effort on your part to contain it so that it will never spill over to watching the real thing. Also, I sympathize with your attraction, as I would never be so foolish as to assume that a person who has an attraction to something could actually control that attraction. But still, seeking out the material, and watching it is not coming to terms with the problem. You are merely exacerbating it.

That shit is foul. It's disgusting, and you would do well to seek therapy to deal with it.

That's the ideal attitude to have around here. You joined at the right time, unlike numerous newcomers who joined looking for Oddworld, only to be trolled into oblivion by our miserably bored, xenophobic antics.

Technically, I joined three years ago, and made a few posts throughout the years before today. So I can't really claim my timing is good.

Same with me... kind of. I was a regular back in 2003. Some shit went down, was gone for a bit, now I'm back. Yup.

Oh, I was nowhere near a regular. I made like 4 or so random posts in the Oddworld section.

Hurry up and find out his real name. Then you can use it in posts and no one will know who the fuck you're talking about like you like to do.

Oh shut up, Mat.

Hello, I like anime or atleast some of it, Spirited Away is a great movie!

You know what else I like? LOST. That was a damn fine show, even through it's ups and downs.

I liked the first season.

Sort of.

I also like Doctor Who, that's another thing OANST hates.

I never saw Doctor Who.

Hey, who started that? It's starting to spread pretty quickly.

Shut the hell up and go back to your poor could-do-better girlfriend, Chris.

Are we in real name mode again, Alexandra?

Damn right Mr. Doubtfire.

I'm sorry I'm such a better poster than you, whorebitch.

I didn't know humping legs counted as being a better poster, flirto.

More endearing than period snark, dyke.

This is quite a surprising dynamic between you two. Wasn't expecting that.

We're actually lovers.

I was going to make a joke implying that, but wasn't nearly inspired enough to do so.

Bullshit we are.

I'm his friend, he's my hired help.

Well, without the pay.

Hired help without the pay, huh?

I get it, you guys are into roleplay.

Nah, more like I use him as a yes-man when I get into arguments.

Of course, he's a chicken when the subject is more serious, so lately I haven't needed him much.

Now he just hangs out at my forum and flirts with everything not nailed down.

Now who's trying to impress a new friend?

Don't listen to her, she's a foul mouthed dyke and no good will come of it.

I like my version more.

So do I.

I've only been a dogged nice guy to her for TWO AND A HALF YEARS.

Bout time I got some.

Who said anything about you getting some? I just said you guys like to roleplay with you as her slave.

Unfortunately my route was left out in the planning stage.

And you're not even as pretty as Ilya either.

I won't kill you with a giant muscular guy though.

At least they put most of their scrapped Illya ideas into Heaven's Feel.

It's nowhere near as sad as Sacchin's route getting cut, considering a lot of stuff happens to her in other routes of Tsukihime.

Obligatory "Isn't it sad, Sacchin" comment.

Uguu! Hime is mine!

Hello, Cammy.