GET ON TOPIC. we're talking about the most interesting thing on the forums at the moment. that rimshot button.
i'll write up a detailed analysis on it later on. |
I'll rimshot your...
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If the whole world was in chaos, would you survive by moving in some lone island. You'd get your food by fishing or something. How did people survive before the new technology?
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Back in the day they didn't have to contend with flesh eating monsters...
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Back in the day, people had the skills needed to live off the land without advanced technology. Who here can start a fire using only what he can find in the woods? Anyone?
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Shit. All you have to do is bang a rock on a leaf.
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right? this bird man thinks he's got all the answers.
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I forget, though. Do I need the tablecloth for the banquet to appear after the fire is started or does it appear regardless?
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you're getting rusty. i'm sure it appears after you shout "where's my dinner, woman?".
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I remember now. If the banquet doesn't appear after yelling that then you just eat the woman. It's all coming back.
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A regular mountain man is our OANST.
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You would all make Les Stroud proud.
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I've never been so happy about anything as I am happy of this thread :')
Anyway If you'd buy those lighter-thingies which only produce sparks. They don't wear out too fast.. |
My school held an awards ceremony today. My aforementioned teacher, Bob, liked my thesis on Z-day so much that he awarded me "Most Likely To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse".
Too bad I can't find the contents of the paper. Ah well. |
Alternatively, he may have read your thesis and concluded that you had no brains.
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Zombies do not exist... Did your parents not tell you all?
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Try telling that to the zombies.
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Ah, I remember the day my father took me on his knee and said "Son, I think your old enough now to know the truth; zombies aren't real, the groaning you hear at night is just your mother."
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What do vegetarian zombies say? "GRAAIINSS...GRAIINS!" How about a railroad zombie?
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"Pleaaassee step off the plaaatttfooormmm. Miiind the gaaap."
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Rockets don't work good against zombies.
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Dixanadu's don't work good against threads.
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Baby, I can be whatever you want me to be...within limits of course.
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MM already bagsy'd the French Spy role.
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but there's French, then there's frog.
How To Be Racist. |
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baise tu aye!
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What the flip is wrong with you?
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Le Quasson.
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Murky Bucket.
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Well. Fucking. Played.
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Fucking brilliant!
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