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MA 05-23-2010 07:33 AM

GET ON TOPIC. we're talking about the most interesting thing on the forums at the moment. that rimshot button.

i'll write up a detailed analysis on it later on.

Wings of Fire 05-23-2010 07:50 AM

I'll rimshot your...

no, nevermind.

PalezQkkeli 05-24-2010 06:01 AM

If the whole world was in chaos, would you survive by moving in some lone island. You'd get your food by fishing or something. How did people survive before the new technology?

Ridg3 05-24-2010 07:22 AM

Back in the day they didn't have to contend with flesh eating monsters...

Bullet Magnet 05-24-2010 09:18 AM

Back in the day, people had the skills needed to live off the land without advanced technology. Who here can start a fire using only what he can find in the woods? Anyone?

OANST 05-24-2010 09:24 AM

Shit. All you have to do is bang a rock on a leaf.

MA 05-24-2010 09:25 AM

right? this bird man thinks he's got all the answers.

OANST 05-24-2010 09:30 AM

I forget, though. Do I need the tablecloth for the banquet to appear after the fire is started or does it appear regardless?

MA 05-24-2010 09:35 AM

you're getting rusty. i'm sure it appears after you shout "where's my dinner, woman?".

OANST 05-24-2010 09:43 AM

I remember now. If the banquet doesn't appear after yelling that then you just eat the woman. It's all coming back.

Bullet Magnet 05-24-2010 09:56 AM

A regular mountain man is our OANST.

Sekto Springs 05-24-2010 09:56 AM

You would all make Les Stroud proud.

PalezQkkeli 05-25-2010 10:18 AM

I've never been so happy about anything as I am happy of this thread :')

Anyway If you'd buy those lighter-thingies which only produce sparks. They don't wear out too fast..

Sekto Springs 05-26-2010 06:15 PM

My school held an awards ceremony today. My aforementioned teacher, Bob, liked my thesis on Z-day so much that he awarded me "Most Likely To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse".

Too bad I can't find the contents of the paper. Ah well.

Grieva 05-26-2010 06:20 PM

Alternatively, he may have read your thesis and concluded that you had no brains.

Sekto Springs 05-26-2010 06:24 PM

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Alternatively, he may have read your thesis and concluded that you had no brains.
Also very likely.

Dixanadu 05-27-2010 07:55 PM

Zombies do not exist... Did your parents not tell you all?

mr.odd 05-27-2010 08:13 PM

Try telling that to the zombies.

Grieva 05-27-2010 08:17 PM

Ah, I remember the day my father took me on his knee and said "Son, I think your old enough now to know the truth; zombies aren't real, the groaning you hear at night is just your mother."

Dixanadu 05-27-2010 08:21 PM

What do vegetarian zombies say? "GRAAIINSS...GRAIINS!" How about a railroad zombie?

Josh 05-27-2010 11:32 PM

"Pleaaassee step off the plaaatttfooormmm. Miiind the gaaap."

Sekto Springs 05-28-2010 12:38 AM

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"Pleaaassee step off the plaaatttfooormmm. Miiind the gaaap."
I read this with a cockney accent and lol'd.

Dixanadu 05-28-2010 12:52 AM

Rockets don't work good against zombies.

MA 05-28-2010 04:55 AM

Dixanadu's don't work good against threads.

Ridg3 05-28-2010 04:59 AM

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Rockets don't work good against zombies.

That's such a stupide comment...last I checked, robots were quite good at being resistant to the zombie virus. Actually, I'm going to start building a legion of warrior zombie fighting robots to counter the zombie apocalypse, all I need is styrofoam, wires and a 9800gtx+ graphics card.

MA 05-28-2010 05:00 AM

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That's such a stupide comment...

you're French now?

Ridg3 05-28-2010 05:06 AM

Baby, I can be whatever you want me to be...within limits of course.

MA 05-28-2010 05:13 AM

MM already bagsy'd the French Spy role.

Ridg3 05-28-2010 05:19 AM

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MM already bagsy'd the French Spy role.

Impossible...the French are cowards and to have them go through covert espionage missions is just completely out of the question.

MA 05-28-2010 05:27 AM

but there's French, then there's frog.

How To Be Racist.

MeechMunchie 05-28-2010 07:46 AM

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MM already bagsy'd the French Spy role.

Oui-oui, mah petit fleur.

STM 05-28-2010 08:34 AM

baise tu aye!

MeechMunchie 05-28-2010 11:48 AM

What the flip is wrong with you?

Josh 05-28-2010 11:50 AM

Le Quasson.

MeechMunchie 05-28-2010 12:03 PM

Murky Bucket.

Dixanadu 05-28-2010 05:45 PM

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baise tu aye!

Fuck up.

Nate 05-28-2010 06:21 PM

Tais-toi et revenir sur le sujet.

Sekto Springs 05-28-2010 07:43 PM

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Dixanadu 05-28-2010 07:51 PM

Well. Fucking. Played.

STM 05-29-2010 02:45 AM

Fucking brilliant!