There's more than one at my college. They are not Fucking Japanese, and i hate it when they try to be.
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Why would you wanna be japanese? Is having a tiny penis exciting?
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The older people were ok though. They are mostly nerds with intelligence in their brains, but that kinda broke after one of them really offended me and made me hate the place even more. After a while I even noticed im not as interested in Japanese stuff as I thought I was. There are certain things I like, but Id rather put my own personal touch on them. |
I'm in a dry enough mood to actually post my opinions here.
People who drive down the road playing loud music with the windows wound down. You're not impressing anyone. People who smoke anywhere that forces non-smokers to breathe their smoke (including while walking down the street). Not homosexuals themselves, but Christians who say the Bible doesn't say homosexuality is a sin, or say that the Bible does say the above, but God has changed his mind about it purely because we want it to be ok. In fact, basically any part of the Church that ignores Biblical teaching. It's like those guys who buy flatpacked furniture, throw away the instructions straight away and wonder why none of it held together. Carrying on from that, anyone who blames another person, company or institution for any bad thing they did themselves. People who condemn the government for messing up when to be frankly honest, what could they possibly do better? If a politician deliberately or knowingly messes up then fine, but it's not right to blame a politician (or any other person) for something beyond their control. Russel T Davis, for being a rubbish writer. People who say Creationism is bad because it takes away 'glory' from the theory of Sheer Dumb Luck. And, you know, the Irish, French, Americans, Indians, Muslims, Atheists, old people, teenagers, punks, chavs, goths, emos, English people who mispronounce schedule as 'skedule' when it's pronounced 'shedule' or lieutenant as 'loo-tenant' when it's pronounced 'left-tenant', anyone who makes or listens to R'n'B and similar, and actually pretends that it counts as music, ganstas, rappas, people who drop litter, pre-pubescent girls being encouraged to act like mating animals and parents who allow or encourage this, and anyone who's bowels have been hurting for the past five years yes I'm looking at you. :D |
All this Weeaboo discussion is dragging this story by the ankles out of my brain. It's not really about Weeaboos, but WHATEVA YO:
This is another true one. I went to the Dentist today (4/20 for lyfe get fillings every day) and while waiting in the lobby this guy I know well enough to recognize despite his suddenly having long hair walks in. He didn't acknowledge me at all, despite my slight wave and nod. Instead, he walked right over to the other end of the room, picked up the game Manual for Luigi's Mansion which was sitting on a small pile of Gamecube games. this was not the strategy guide or anything, oh no, this was the small, 20 page bilingual pamphlet that you read if you're 12 years old and Luigi's Mansion just came out. This guy is either my age or older and Luigi's Mansion is almost a decade old. I thought that was odd, but whatever, maybe he was just bored. I find out I have 15 minutes to wait so I pick up a Far Side collection and read it. Some way through this the guys mom shows up. He engages in a loud, loud, FUCKING LOUD conversation with her about how he think Doctor Seuss is "one of the most brilliant, amazing people [he's] ever heard of." So I sat there trying to focus on my comics as this guy farted out of his mouth in a really nasally, nerdy voice about something his mom was desperately trying to pretend to care about. I'm not going to say I haven't said some incredibly mundane, nerdy shit to my parents in the past, but usually that was either at home or in the car. Not in a Dentist's Lobby full of people in a loud as fuck voice. It also involved something like "So Batman died in the comic books." Dad: "No he didn't!" "Yup." Dad: "Well! Huh!" Anyways, he gets called in first, and moments later, so do I. But he's still talking loud as fuck to a Dental Hygienist who, bless her heart, really obviously had no shit to give. First he started talking about how Batman never kills anyone in the comic books, or something. Something that would be a brief message board topic on a comic book forum, but no. No. He dragged that shit out for ten minutes, and then, after a brief, peaceful silence, he states (for absolutely no fucking reason.) "I'm The Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have to." For attention. He fucking made that claim in the middle of a goddamn Dentists office. At this point I forced myself to ignore him. I stared up at the flourescent lights and explained how to install a ballast in my head. Repeatedly. I do this when I feel stressed. It helps. So then he gets into how Superman doesn't kill anyone in the comics. "Well, uh...you know why they call him that." "Call him? Uh?" "They call him thuh (the+uh)...Boyscout in Blue!" At this point I think he either had some kind of sharp metal in his teeth or was done. Or I blocked the rest out. This reminds me of OANST's WoW Neckbeard dinner. |
You seem to live around alot of obnoxious fuckholes. I feel for you, man.
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Just in the last week, and I wasn't really angry for the guy so much as embarrassed for him. I mean, I'm an asshole, but I know it. This guy is obviously lacking some social graces that aren't going to make adulthood very fun for him.
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Oh Nathan, I left that one alone on purpose.
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Yes it does (example), but as Alcar says, that line of discussion probably wouldn't end well.
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It may not end well, but the journey would be hilarious.
In any case, if you check out the various other translations, you'll see a wide range of different views, some of which don't even mention homosexuality at all. I'm prepared to concede that that one example is perhaps a little dodgy, but the majority seem to be referring to people who perform homosexual acts, rather than people who are simply same-sex attracted. Frankly, you can't treat the Gospels as gospel unless you can have access to a copy of the original text. Even if you believe they're divinely inspired (as is your right), you simply can't claim that the translators were themselves divine too; they always worked in a particular context with person politics and prejudices. |
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Pray the gay away!
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In my world you would be castrated if you make fun of fat people.
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You and OANST hurt people's souls. |
Fat people have no souls.
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They traded them into the devil's ice cream truck for a 99 cone.
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Do fat people feel pain? Let's find out.
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FUCK You try running into one of those and ACTUALLY BEING ASIAN UGH The leader was this slightly overweight bespectacled chick clutching some shitty shoujo manga to her chest the whole fucking time. They watched DVDs and clustered around me when I mentioned I like anime. They were all "can you speak Japanese" and I was like "uh, yeah, I've lived in Japan for a-" so then they decided I was some native. The worst part was that they were under-classmen so they regularly searched me out at lunchtimes. Fuckers. God, and the questions. The worst part is due to the power of the internet I was at least up-to-date and stuff, so they were years behind in interests. "I heard there's a new season of *show*!?" "Uh, yeah, it finished a year ago." "Woooah, really?!" Bastards, you made me remember them now =/ |
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In my world, you would be punished for posting embarrassing lame shit in the Music thread. God damn. It's like you're all twelve years old.
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Yeah, Oddjobabe's got it tough.
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EVERYBODY POLKA! |
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ARE YOU HONESTLY THAT BIG A HYPOCRITE? CAN YOU ACTUALLY BE THAT DUMB? :
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Motherfucking turn me loose.
I could not give less of a shit about most music like this from the 80's but this song gets me fucking pumped for ANYTHING. Tops. Fucking. Pro. |
In my world You would be punished for saying uguu~
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How about Uryu~?
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Uryu is fine auu~
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aruu shamuu magoo timbuktu~
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Prove it.
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Lollll Kastere, that's the second time you've referenced Sunn O)))! How can you base someone's entire musical tastes on one band, are you really that stupid?
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