WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT HAY MA, how comeother people can post statues of bulls farting and signs featuring midgets but I can't invite someone to be a good host for a facehugger? >hisses< That doesn't make any sense, dude.

>wipes drool from lips<

ERRRMMMRGRH MAYBEE CUZ IT WUZ FUCKING DIZGUZTING AND NUFFIN 2 DOO WIV SPAMING?

you're an irritating cunt, and i'm not just going on posts here. OD and OT you've been doing the same stupid shit. fuck off, you spasming degenerate.

So, wait if it wasn't spamming, then why am I gettin' in trouble?

And slime is not disguesting, I only drool when hungry, angry, or aroused, so I don't see the problem with it. In fact, it makes a great lubricant. >chirrups<

It is spamming. This is your final warning, Gwan-Thwei - the next post I see from you that is offtopic, incomprehensible, ALL-CAPS, accusational, objectionable, blindly stupid or just plain pointless will receive an infraction.

And that means? Will I get suspended or something?

And i know spamming is wrong, but c'mon, others posted somehting that has nothing to do with names. I know that doesn't make it okay....

This is what you do that constitutes spam: i.e. not just offtopic.

I know...oh so it was a compilation of all that I have done that led to this.

Well. Shit. I'm screwed no matter what I do. Bye Yall!

>closes page<

Someone doesn't understand the concept of rape.

That's tonnes better than looking like an over-emotional whiny cunt. I'm not surprised that your parents won't let you dye your hair or get piercings. They're sensible. Your hormones are running amok at the minute, hence your urge to deviate from the accepted norm. I hate to be patronising, but it's true. I bet in a few years, you'll grow out of this daft phase and realise that it's more convenient for you and the people around you to just behave in a proper manner instead of making yourself look repulsive and trying your hardest not to conform to most other people's standards.

I never bathe, I wear only the cheapest of second-hand clothes and I use the internet in public libraries. I clean my teeth with toothpicks I take out of garbage cans and I sleep on a park bench with a newspaper as a sheet. When I need to go to the toilet I just do it where I am, and change my pants later. I have two pairs, you see. I sit on street corners and blink dolefully at passers-by, hoping they'll give me money, or food at the very least. And they often do. I got three apple-cores this morning.

I comb my hair with my fingernails and I'm constantly trying to null the efforts to get rid of me of both government officials and librarians. My shirt has seven holes too many and my trousers are just one big hole. I have so many fleas that dogs won't come within a hundred miles of me. So many flies are breeding on me that the spiders can't eat them fast enough. My shoes are three sizes too small, but that doesn't matter because they haven't any soles. This also helps keep down the stink of my feet, although there are still a number of deaths each week. Snot streams constantly from my great warty nose and my oily, black hair hangs forward over my bloodshot and cheap drug-stained eyes. I have but two teeth which are black and as cracked as I am, and people passing my park bench - the area around which is littered with sixteen years' worth of rotting junk - often run screaming back to their homes, or to the police station. Whiny shits - why must they always throw things at me, or contact the authorities? Or the cryptozoologists? They need to start behaving in a proper manner, and conforming to most other people's standards. Whiny shits.

if there is some point there, i don't think its valid. i think Oddjob hit the nail on the head. he was referring to a specific group, not any non-conformist in general, whether they be voluntary or involuntary. these silly 'emo' groups and the like won't be around in 20-30 years. some other group will replace each one, but be almost identical.

then again, i can't tell if you're making the point i think you are. so if you're not, ignore this.

Nah, I'm not making that point. Actually, I'm not making any point. Indeed, I never have, in my life.

Evolution of "Emo"

1. Typical Everyday Goth
2. Boy/Girlfriend ends it because they look hideous and they smell.
3. Dabbles in self harm to fill "empty void".
4. Still reeling from the break up, takes up an extra 2 showers a month (from the usual none) and adds extra face paint to hide the gargoyle face.
6. Starts listening to The Promise Ring because they talk about broken relationships and stuff.
7. Realises that showers are interfering with their drug use as the amount of time they are cleaning can be used for shooting up.
8. Writes shitty poetry about how fucked their life is to inspire newly forming emo's
9. Kills self.

*Cycle repeats*
Extracts from the book "Emo for Dummies"
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