I may spare you if you dress in a full size bear suit and say 'Uguu~' a lot.

ugh ugh fucking ugh.

And suck your thumb.

What?

what what? you're in a coma, remember.

friggin imbecile.

.......................................

There, coma over.

I'm telling you to wear this, say this and do this.

the 'do' part is forbidden, ironically. forbidden.

was that the joke?

Hell no, no, what?

No, it's a girl in a witches hat sucking her thumb.

awww. do that, Mars.

NOW

I don't have a witch's hat or bear suit. But you still owe me.

i don't owe you fuck all. WoF is the one who owes you. if anything, i owe you your dignity.

GIMME!

I find it very disturbing that you actually accepted my request. I apologize for my previous behaviour and I'm going to quit now. I won't be baiting you again.

bloody wuss.

Aww, that was fun! Cmon, let's do that again!

Baiting more children? YOU SAID I WAS THE ONLY ONE!

No you're fine, because you're smart enough not to do what creepy nineteen year olds tell you to.

I don't have time to read this whole thread. Happy birthday Jordan.

I forgot about my birthday when I turned thirteen. I opened presents in the morning, then went walking with a friend and forgot.

I wonder if anyone will give ME a birthday thread.

Perhaps for the irony.

How old was I when we met?

How old was I when we met?

The correct answer to this one is 'Legal'.

No.

I'll give Mars a birthday thread, just to be ironic.

No.