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Do I even want to know?

It's pretty obvious what it's for, Gabe *rolls eyes*
I can't wait to mix my own martinis with this baby!

What? Is it for punching your abdomen? Self-abortion?

I really dont get this piece of machinery.

you place your penis in it and it suckles upon thine head.

Yeah, you guys are either blind or stupid. He even provided diagrams and animated gifs ffs. Speaking of, I just noticed they provide a cross-section. The inside doesn't look terribly comfortable.

You all fail sex ed.

You get a cookie, Ench.

Nice.

If Ench gets the cookie, Leto gets the Kookie. ;)

http://69adget.com/wp-content/upload...e2-300x229.jpg

At first glance, people may ask “what is THAT?!” Well, it’s the Cone. Designed to replace awkward handheld vibrators, the Cone is one of those ergonomically designed gadgets that offers a new way to incorporate vibrations into the bedroom. The Cone is one of the first non-phallic vibrators that features 16 different pulse patterns and levels of intensity depending on your mood. You can sit on, lay on it, squat on it, use it during sex, snuggle with it, rub up against it, talk to it, etc. The possibilities are endless with the Cone. Some couples use it during oral or while love making, while other people go at it alone, or as the manufacturer states that you can even use it “while driving in rush-hour traffic!” Sahhhweet. Not designed for super deep penetration, this powerful vibrator supposedly passes vibrations through the tissue of the body to target the clit, labia, perineum, anus, testicles, and penis all-at-once. Wowzahs.

http://69adget.com/wp-content/upload...ne-300x216.gif

Warning: The following video clip is disturbing for all the wrong reasons.

"talk to it"? I lol'd at that.

As for the video...

Oh Sweet Jesus Lord in Heaven

Ah, that wasn't very sexy. I hope my cone doesn't come with granny fanny on it.

Imagine that post read aloud by Lindsey Graham.

0:27 of that video made me shudder...like the cone.

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0:27 of that video made me shudder...like the cone.

You were all like, "VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVrm"

I see what you did there.

I enjoyed Havoc's makeup videos.

he's imagining you were the one in those costumes. let him have his...fun.

No, I ACTUALLY mislooked when I saw thoose videos. Havoc quoted leto, and I thought it was his post. Still the tiger very much reminds me of Havoc.

Apologies

LOL OMG.

That's so awesome.

I loved Havoc's makeup videos too. They were so awkward. LOL.

Havoc, don't be conscious of your bulge. We all love that part. :D

Well, my bulge is very lovable...