You'd better stop with the 'sex with kids' shit; you're not funny, and really quite hurtful.

hope that's sarcastic, Pilot?

No. Jokes can be taken too far, MA. Why would I be sarcastic?

alright. leaving it at that.

At what? I don't care for sick jokes about adults having sex with six year olds, nor any implications of such.

i said that so it wouldn't turn into an argument.

i genuinely agree with you, you should know that, its just different sense's of humour vary, including yours. i didn't know if you were being sarcastic or not.

i agree with you, okay? end of. i cant believe i'm talking about this.

LOVE YOU

pirate stuff to get this back on topic

MA, the Great Thread Equalizer. It's been said before, but I don't know where else a thread about Christmas toys can degenerate into a discussion about buying your kid a sex toy for Christmas. ;)

Oh lord.......

Awwwwww, Stevie!

What about books? Is she interested in animals at all?

She seems the clever type.... now what about an electronic project lab- putting together wires and electronic components to build different devices like lie detectors and electronic thermometers. Long shot?

that took me by surprise.

and i like the skeleton parts lollipops in that link, but it wouldn't let me copy the picture.

You are sick.

You changed it. I saw you.

Pilot and MA posted, okay!?

Yeah, both thems posted already.

We've already had a pedophilia minipoop, now how about a zoophilia one?

So you use me as a copout? You're a filthy hypocrite. First you tell everyone to stop with the dirtiness and then you misconstrue what I say just for the sake of tacking on some cheap, sick insult. You make me sick, sirah.

I meant animal books, by the way. I always liked the ones with all the bizarre insects.

Can she read?

pretty sure she can, at 6 years of age.

You bastard, calling his daughter illiterate.

Even so, the pictures were the most fun. Plus, it would warrant some good bonding time of parent-to-child reading, even though I'm sure you do a lot of that already.

Feels good doesn't it? Welcome to the club.

What type of book would she be interested in? 10 pages? 50 pages? 200 pages?

Big pictures? Small pictures? No pictures?

Animal characters? Human characters? Alien characters?

Why not all of those?

what is this? Parkinson? 21 Questions?

jesus, just get the kid a book if you're gonna.

Alright.... coloring or popout?

popup of course! what is this?

We're trying to track down her true identity.

We'd be able to do it faster with some youtube videos.

I found one about a talking aeroplane that goes on holiday to the South of France. Will that do?

You should change your name to enchilada. It's cheesier.

I've had vodka.

Enchilada sounds like a girl's name, though.

And um... what does vodka have to do with anything (except orange juice)?

That's what I've mixed it with; it tends to take the alcoholic taste away which is why I've had a lot.

Here, buy her an enchilada for Christmas.

http://digitalweddingpro.com/images/enchiladatemp.jpg

Buy her some Roald Dahl. She'll thank you when she's older.

Yeah I'm agreeing with what nate said.

Me too.


I wonder if mum would mind if I drank the last of the vodka...

Where would you get an idea to do something like that? Just find a medicine cabinet and PUKE that way you can hide it.

I had a phase at nine years old where I would mix shampoos and other assorted stuff in the sink after my mum had gone to sleep.

I never drank it though :B

Aw damn you should have partied with your bad self with all that.

SHAMP

Vodka's damned good stuff, but mum's (wait for it) is used as a cleaning liquid. What a waste.

It cleans away all the naughtiness of the things you do while intoxicated by it.

What does she clean with it? Seems expensive.

I think it's cheap stuff we got duty-free. Still tastes good though.

Hey, where's all the youtube?

YOU CUT, RIP AND TEAR
BUT YOUR BROWNIES NEVER TURN OUT SQUARE!

Get her one of those perfect brownie pans I just saw on TV.

found it: