GOD I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE ANAL!!!

Anyway... Has anyone here done anal before? :-/ I haven't. The thought disturbs and scares me.

Mine's better because I made it myself. *middle finger*

I once saw a furry comic of stuff like that, combined with some fetish of being huge and crushing everything. So one guy swallowed the other guy and then the other guy made himself grow and made the first guy explode. Blood everywhere.

Below were many comments... finding it uber hot. People were actually jerking off to that.

Almost. I pulled out (no pun intended) at the last minute because I didn't want a mucky member, and I have more respect for that person than to do such a thing.

But it was furry. You should be into that, havoc.

Edit: Dunno. But Anal always disturbs me cos wont there be like 'remains' from the action on the uh... 'member'?

My answer is also almost, and (Paradoxically, given my earlier exhibitionism on the subject) I do not want to go into detail.

Needless to say it felt nice.

A mucky member? I can't see how one could get a mucky member from 'almost' doing anal? Please explain?

And I'm trying to get convince my GF to try but she slaps me every time I try >_>;.

ALL the time.

Alcar...

What the fuck are you driveling on about? I made myself perfectly clear.

I don't understand the reservations about anal.
Sanitation? Its not that hard to clean it, I mean really.
Pain? Pain is pleasure.

Life is too short not to use every hole, so bend over and take it like the jailbait you are.

So is your vagine, but I'm not into that now am I? LAWL I can make reference joke! :tard:

If you do anal properly and prepare before you do it, you won't get any 'remains'. Alcar can prolly tell us more, though.

But for the guy. Wouldn't it sort of kill his joy when he pulls out and finds icky stuff on his dick?
Edit:

Uh I don't get what a "Vagine" is. And how is any of this directed at me? Please don't make weird statements about my private stuff. Really.. Thats just not cool.

Hello? If it's gotta be quick and dirty, a condom is no different than wearing a latex glove. If it's planned in advance, enema my friends. What's the problem?

You won't find "icky stuff" on your dick if you prepare properly.

Prudishness.

Would I ask if you were? You get a mucky member no matter how you have sex. It gets mucky if you do it with a condom cuz you'll have your own stuff all over yourself, and you get mucky if you do it without a condom because you'll have her wet stuff all over you.

I just wanted to know what you meant, cuz the way you said it it made me think of those two things.

I doubt it could be a bigger moodkiller then pulling out and being covered in red goo. 'I'm not having my period yet.' she says. 'Still have another day.' she says. Fuck that, no more sex in the last week of the month!!

I would rather have sterile matter all over my little friend rather than shit.

Your name is Nikki so my joke is funneh.

The 'eh' on the end of that word says so much.

Oh... Well.. still.. Don't disturb me like that. For a moment there I thought you were being an immense perv.
But anyway <.< Please don't make any sexual jokes about me in the future. I'm not comfortable with that.

Yea.

Just stick it in... alright?

Ok... But what do you do if it triggers the bowel-movement thingy? And then shit happens?

The muscle spasm thing is true, which is why having anal after eating a four course mexican meal isn't the best idea.

The obvious solution seems to be to just not eat too long before doing the act.

Okay yeah, that would actually be worse than red goo...

They cover this topic in the book I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell.
The author shares an anecdote with us about his first experience with anal (with a woman). In his inexperience, he unloaded half the bottle of lube into her rectum and started bangin away. Her defecatin' muscles were stimulated and his cock was liberally sauteed with a liquidy mix of feces and astroglide.

you have seen WoF's sig, right?

Yeah, and WoF better watch his ass because he's pushing the envelope out of the comfort zone with me.

Sig removed because Havoc is an unfunny creep.

oh dear.

i thought you were joking in the blog as well. don't blame you, though.

It's your signature... :fuzconf:

And it was her request. Why are we discussing this?

Because you obviously have relationship issues. Tell us more.

My mother ate me as a child.

And how did that make you feel?

So that's where you get your voraphilia from.

Horny.

Shitty?

*rimshot*
He's here all week, ladies and gentlemen.

So, has anyone here seen this video called "Two Girls, One Cup"? :D

Shut up, Gabe.