Damn you people. Now I want muffins :(

I ate crumpets this morning.

muffins>crumpets

English muffins;

http://utopiankitchen.files.wordpres...-muffins-3.jpg

look alike, but not the same as;

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thu...g_crumpets.jpg

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/1...argherita2.jpg

Do you know this one?

Shit looking pizza?

Gay

Crumpets are made of bubbly dough and feel spongy. Muffins are basically dense, salty bread. My inner steryotype is raging. Think I'll have some tea and scones. Scones are really nice, actually. Scones... (By the way, it's a 'scon', not a fucking 'scohne')

Good one.

Your withered bollocks it’s pronounced "scon".

My voluptuous pendular bollocks say: Bring it on!

I can't say no to your voluptuous pendular bollocks. Bring 'em on.

British but I prefer to say English. Does annoy me how you can never select English as your nationality on anything. Same with Scottish, Welsh and Northern Irish. Yet the Republic of Ireland is always listed as just Irish, bit of a bitchslap to Northern Ireland.

That'd be because Eirie is a country, England and Scotland are non-independant countries and Wales is a principality.

Do you mean Eire?

Alcar...

Goddamnit google autofill >.>

What is Google autofill doing writing your posts?

I checked my taskbar to see if I was writing Eire correctly, I must have been tired.

I hate Google Toolbar although it never fulled out a "type what you want" box.

Northern Eiré, if I said that in Belfast I'd have a petrol bomb thrown at me by a gang of thugs wearing Rangers FC football shirts.

100% british! Born in the shit hole that is Nottingham.

You should be proud of being born there!

Still Canadian. Still Vanilla. Still cold.

Why? Why should he be proud of something that he had nothing to do with?

Robin Hood...

Oh. Well, yeah. Of course.

i wouldn't.

I can't wait until the reincarnation where I'm born in Nottingham so I can have contributed to Robin Hood. By way of. And then.

Pfft, I was born mere miles away from where Black Sabbath formed.

You should be proud.

Black who?

You best be trolling.

Funny story: In early high school there was this kid who looked exactly like whatever the guy on the left looks like who fucked with me. Earlier today I saw him in a van with a bunch of his friends plow into a curb while he tried to give me a dirty look.

fuck, i can just imagine that.

fuck. haha.

go egypt , yeah , with all the scumm in your land , your name is still high.

I don't ... quite understand a word of this post.

what's there not to understand...?

he's saying it's a crap place, but it's name is still heralded like it is a wonder of the world.

Ah, thanks for the translation.

from english to... english

yes.