For what cause?
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Few martyrs have died for unambiguously good causes.
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I made no comment on relative morality of causes, merely that you need to have a cause to be a martyr. You can't just call yourself a martyr on general principles.
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Ok sticking to the topic.
One epic way to die would be: Wearing a spacesuit and dropping from orbit. The suit and your clothes burn on entering atmosphere and you hit the pacific ocean naked! Your body is then being splattered all across the sea. |
pretty sure there wouldn't be anything left once you reached the sea after entering the atmosphere.
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what are you talking about?
i'm sorry, i genuinely didn't understand that post. the last quote pyramid i saw was in FS&H. |
"YOU, SHALL NOT, PASS!"
Remind you of anything? :P |
You intend to let your situation dependent stupidity get the better of you and perform a really cheesy and over the top heroic sacrifice?
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One way I wouldn't like to die is pissing of the admins here and they'd cut your nuts and feed them to dogs.
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I would find it epic to die in slowmotion with the L4D death tune or just for the lolz the Mario death tune :P |
this is how i'd like to die. fighting a couple of drunk trailer park supervisors whilst trying not to laugh.
i love this scene. really cracks me up. |
Death by a Jellyfish in the NES Jaws game.
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Ricky's? fucking class i know. people call him 'Reveen' to piss him off.
have you watched any Trailer Park Boys? i hadn't heard of it until Kastere posted a video a while back. |
I didn't find it even remotely funny.
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an acquired taste.
cue the trolling. |
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That clip is the only thing that I have seen from the show.
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that may have been a bad representation of it. its supposed to be a spoof documentary.
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continously shrinking to the point of no existance
railing a bridge with a skateboard self-injecting t-virus or g-virus headbutt shao khan free falling without a parachute stay in a tomb for more than 10 hrs watch afv for more than 5 hrs (explosion from ROFLing) swimming in the amazon river listen to rob zombie , kiss , ozzy osbourne for 2 hours no stopping. eat OANST (food poisoning) do hara-kiri or let someone preform a fatality / brutality / animality on me quik saving in AE while falling 2 - 5 screens and watch it for 12 straight hrs puting my head under a monster truck's wheel and ask the driver to start moving on the slowest speed possible shout the name "HITLER" in germany pick a fight with chuck norris that's all i can think of right now , see ye' next death. |
Shouting HITLER in germany :D Never thought of that, but man it would mean like Instantdeath!
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lol |
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LIL |
Actually some of them are quite witty, like the Grammar Nazi one.
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FOUND A MASSIVE EPIC FAIL
Well you can't realy call it fail since it's not the astronauts fault.. Still this is one way I definitely wouldn't want to die :fuzgrin:
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We should have a thread about "Most epic ways to almost die."
Having a ten foot growth spurt in a vent made of glass. |
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Falling off a cliff while being struck by lightning then being hit by a truck and eaten by a small parrot.
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Has being suffocated by a hundred gorgeous, naked women smothering you with their titflesh been suggested yet?
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I wouldn't like that. I don't like not being able to breath. I'd rather that they all exploded and killed me instantly.
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I know dude. But TITS!
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I'm going to refrain from posting what I saw on a hentai a couple of nights ago.
It had to do with tits, and dying, that is all. |
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That depends on the nature of the game you're in. |
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It could even, God forbid, be a map of the world. Or one of those three-dimensional puzzles that keep falling to bits.
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