All I understood was "yellow AIDS ridden sack of cum" and that was awful enough as is...

I'm going to go back into my corner now... wait till mummy get's rid of the evil men on OWF.

by no means is WoF evil, so don't worry. he's a good chap.

Enjoy never coming back.

Yay for sloppiness?

Yay for sloppy yellow AIDS ridden sackcum jizz, rather.

Only if you've got the piddle sheet down.

Pilot......

Pilot you...

you come out with things i don't understand.

You know ballsacktly what I'm talking about.

What's more hetero than watching two women sharing quality time together. ¬.¬

Sharing it with them?

Sticking your finger in your own ass as you watch?

Despite what people think, that actually is neither hetero nor homo since it's your body anyway.

To think someone people say, "you stick your finger up your ass, you're gay."
"Oh yeah? You give yourself hand jobs, so you have a fistful of cock. Faggot."

But if I wanted to watch girls spending quality time together, I'd watch the Sleepover Club. Then shower, because I'd feel dirty for doing so.

But doesn't sticking your finger up your ass imply that you like the feeling of being fucked up the ass, where jerking off implies that you like being jerked off? I see a flaw in your theory.

Yeah, I think it was a joke.


There always has to be that one guy who has to break down the most inane of comments, and have a serious discussion about it.

What if your girlfriend wanted to finger your ass?

I'd punch her in the face. TRUE STORY!

Was it accompanied by a large 'GTFO' caption?

Do you mean like this?

Ew, you videotaped it too?

That was fucking brilliant.

Was your daughter sleeping? VOLUME, MAN! Volume!

I love you btw.

No, it just implies that you like anal stimulation, which would feel good for any guy with a working prostate. Specifically stimulating it with a penis is an entirely different matter, considering that it's not the most efficient tool for the purpose.

Nate has corrected the 'flaw' in my theory.

Why Nate, what would you recommend?

Finger.

OR a special toy designed for prostate ticklin', probably.

I've never been one for fishing around down there myself. Makes me feel dirty.

I've got this one down.

Google 'Aneros.'

Sounds like something out of Star Trek tbh.

Aneros, the third satellite of Ejaculon.

In the Peniron star cluster.

Pilot. Do you own one?

Yes. It lives up to its reviews.

Uh huh. Well, that's delightful.

Get one, save your finger.

He has seven other fingers though. And they don't cost money!

Again, I'm not the self exploratory type.

Don't knock what you haven't tried my friend.

I'm in the process of trying to set up some hang time tomorrow with a 24 year old mom who finds me quite charming. The kid is 5, I'm 20, and she ain't bad looking.

Tell me that's not awesome.

That's really awesome.

Trying to get into the knickers of a mother who's four years older than you five.

Um, okay.

That's not awesome.

Ops, I've forgotten it... I ejaculated in my face once!

The fact that i have been living in a cave for 200 years means i consider this news.