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OANST 07-08-2009 12:45 PM
You've never had Churkey? Fucking delicious.

Wings of Fire 07-08-2009 12:46 PM
Also bear in mind according to just genetic code you are all 57% cabbage.

OANST 07-08-2009 12:48 PM
That's the only reason that I can't go cannibal. I despise cabbage.

Leto 07-08-2009 02:04 PM
See MeechMunchie, you're wrong because I had something called Tofurkey which is when a Tofu has sex with a Turkey. Gotta check up your sciences mate.

moxco 07-08-2009 02:53 PM
Sooooo... No one here is religous?

used:) 07-08-2009 02:59 PM
Kastere and Splat are.

OANST 07-08-2009 03:14 PM
Kastere just hasn't realized that he is an atheist.

Bullet Magnet 07-08-2009 03:23 PM
I just... feel... so very, very tired.

Anonyman! 07-08-2009 04:11 PM
How can you be tired? You haven't even wrote an essay for us yet. Which I am eagerly anticipating, by the way.

used:) 07-08-2009 06:03 PM
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How can you be tired? You haven't even wrote an essay for us yet. Which I am eagerly anticipating, by the way.
You hear that, BM? Now, whip out that big scientific dick of yours and spray us with some jizz of clairvoyance.

Pilot 07-08-2009 09:48 PM
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Also bear in mind according to just genetic code you are all 57% cabbage.
I am 57% cabbage. Look how I contribute nothing meaningful to the debate.

NelspikeTX 07-09-2009 05:34 AM
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Anyway on evolution. The whole "Apes became man" thing is bollocks and anyone who thinks its true needs their head examining. However, I believe its possible and based on DNA evidence likely that man and ape shared a common genetic ancestor that may well have been the middle-ground in terms of intelligence as well as structure, and the 2 branched off for whatever reason. Also it infuriates me when people think evolution and creationism are exclusive of one another- they arent, its entirely possible that a God/very smart alien/flying spaghetti monster/whatever engineered/created life, but allowed it to adapt or simply forgot to turn the metaphorical cruise control on. That said I'm neither believing in or disbelieving in intelligent design- we just dont fucking know enough to say either way.
That's a X-Files theory you're putting in here. I've watched all the nine seasons, and it is said (in there) that we are Earth's Sixth Generation, and that the aliens are coming to colonize our planet, making it the Sixth and last Extinction. But either ways, I'm more into believing this theory than the actual religious one at this point.

Wings of Fire 07-09-2009 05:48 AM
The Sixth Extinction won't be set in motion by aliens...

Munch's Master 07-09-2009 06:52 AM
I wasn't saying I believe we are from aliens. Just that its entirely possible as there's no way we can prove anything either way.

MeechMunchie 07-09-2009 09:08 AM
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I wasn't saying I believe we are from aliens. Just that its entirely possible as there's no way we can prove anything either way.
Besides intelligent design, creationism, and the development of DNA on Earth, there's always interplanetary panspermia. No, not Pilot jizzing in the primordial soup.

OANST 07-09-2009 09:19 AM
But Pilot totally would jizz in the primordial ooze.

Anonyman! 07-09-2009 11:20 AM
And that's how the universe was made, folks.

Leto 07-09-2009 02:41 PM
Only on this forum could "Pilot jizzing in the primordial ooze" be a euphemism for my butt gurgling Pilot's love spittle.

Dixanadu 07-09-2009 04:37 PM
I evolved from Xanadu to Dixanadu.

Have any of you evolved yet? Of course not.

Anonyman! 07-09-2009 05:05 PM
Anonyman! to Annoyman! eventually.

Super Munch to Leto.

Old and Not So Tasty to Oanst.

And probably more.
Shut your face.

used:) 07-09-2009 05:34 PM
Don't forget Ghost to Strike Witch and eventually Strike Bitch.

Anonyman! 07-09-2009 07:17 PM
What are you talking about? I know of no Strike Witch.

Nate 07-09-2009 07:31 PM
http://www.exitmundi.nl/exitmundi.htm

Pilot 07-09-2009 08:01 PM
Why is it you guys always being me up when I'm not around? So what if I jizzed in the primordial soup? You can't prove a damned thing.

Wings of Fire 07-09-2009 08:03 PM
I evolved from Wings to Wof, and then a further evolution to Joe.

Dixanadu 07-09-2009 08:14 PM
And SuperMunch to Leto.

Oh, seems you have. I still think you're all dicks though.

Prediction: NO YOUR DICKS BECAUSE YOU'RE DICKS ANNA DOO.

Pilot 07-09-2009 08:20 PM
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And SuperMunch to Leto.

Oh, seems you have. I still think you're all dicks though.

Prediction: NO YOUR DICKS BECAUSE YOU'RE DICKS ANNA DOO.

....Are you high?

Dixanadu 07-09-2009 08:24 PM
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....Are you high?
No...I mean, just calm down alright? We're all friends here...

Pilot 07-09-2009 08:49 PM
With benefits.

Anonyman! 07-09-2009 09:45 PM
What the fuck just happened?

Also, I want to be Annoyman!. Just to... alleviate some of the pain.

;_;

NelspikeTX 07-10-2009 02:31 AM
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Also, I want to be Annoyman!. Just to... alleviate some of the pain.

;_;
What the fuck have they done to you so you're in pain? =O Oh, yeah, he wants to evolve. See, you really are part of a Pokemon game. =D

Oh, yeah, the world will be over in 2012.

OANST 07-10-2009 07:53 AM
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I evolved from Xanadu to Dixanadu.

Have any of you evolved yet? Of course not.
Yeah. You grew a Dix.

Dixanadu 07-10-2009 09:19 AM
Dix being ten in French, well done.

OANST 07-10-2009 10:47 AM
You grew ten Dix.

Anonyman! 07-10-2009 11:12 AM
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Oh, yeah, the world will be over in 2012.
Do your research please.




Dicks and doo has ten dicks?

Well, hello there.

Nate 07-10-2009 06:39 PM
I think the ten refers to magnitude, not quantity.


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