when you look at the forum leaders list, you can see two Alcars in the moderators list. is that normal?

I thought we had established that there are two Alcars - one being Hobo.

And Crashpunk, don't be so rude.

Hmmm, I don't think so.

EDIT: Yes but why has Hobo become another Alcar?

Probably a silly joke.

Alcar is Agent Smith. 1 by 1 he's copying himself into us all. Only question is who will be our Neo and who will be assimilated then try to kill our Neo in the real world?

he likes to think he's as sexually depraved/active as Peter is. a little roleplaying, if you will (akin to his glory days as RP mod)

They've multiplied.

Woah! Did Max just turn into Alcar, shit he's consumed Hobo and Max. I'm saying Nate's next.

Woah! Did Max just turn into Alcar, shit he's consumed Hobo and Max. I'm saying Nate's next.

Yup Max is gone now.

EDIT: In fact, nearly all staff have been eaten by Alcar.

EDIT 2: And OANST is an Administrator.

I'm no longer amused.

whichever alcar posted the record player blog that i cant seem to comment on:

total bonerkill when you realize the article says "Record Player Concept" :( also, that it explicitly states that using the player would be detrimental to your lps.

it is, however, truly awesome.

It was Nate.

And yeah, I liked it too. Nice retrofuturistic style. Now, all I need to be content is a supercollider that cooks burritos.

It would appear that when one of the other Alcars fiddled with my AlcarSettings, he screwed up a few interface things as well. DAMN YOU OTHER ALCAR!

Should be fixed now.

Soon this forum will be run by Alcar, Alcar and nothing but Alcar. I'd assume this is some sort of joke and they still exist. If this is so, then do they have the powwahs of an/the owner

I'm pretty sure I'm immune to this. Thank god I left the mod team just in time.

they're fucking with our MINDS.

I'm going to fucking cry. It's like an internet Village of the Damned, only on a lesser scale, and people are actually around.

I just know someone will reply with "grow a pair".

i am not amused

Probably happened when Alcar banned Alcar and Alcar had to come and sort out Alcar’s mess for Alcar by comparing AlcarSettings.

it's signs of the apocalypse.

Anonyman! i'm going to take up your offer of shooting me over the internet.

just fucking do it. i haven't got a gun.

The OWF forums apocalypse is nigh. The prophecy states that first, all the mods and admins shall be consumed by the Overlord Alcar.

Then OANST, ruler of the Necrum Burial ground, where bad threads go to be punished forever, will be granted the unstoppable power of Administration above the forums by the Alcar, and he shall have his day!

This time next week, www.oddworldforums.net will lead to 404- Page Not Found.

I drew inspiration from a very old, well known and controversial book.

Nah, it will be like this:

http://www.oddworldforums.net

IT HAS BEGUN MWA HA HA HA HA HA *coughs* ahem

Thank god I brought this to our attention :)

No wait... I haven't understood... Max the Mug has become an Alcar???!!!!??????!?!??!!???!?!?!?

He has been assimilated. Resistance was futile :(

Bur why?? Why this??

Because him and Nate were becoming too individual, and individuality is the way to destruction.

Booh yah!

I, an oridinary member, became an Alcar for a short while. Fortunately, I succeded in escaping their clutches. I demand recognition.

you cannot be trusted. you must be exterminated.

Damn, OANST gets Admin?

Can I at least have a pink "Laserguns!" title?

Despite how diabolically awful Strike Witches was.

Nalcar...

Nate did you choose to be Alcar or did he just take over everyones account? And do you know when it's going to be reverted?

I chose, the others were assimilated.

Nalcar...

Promise you'll shoot me if the Alcars get me, too...

I dunno, I'm working for two days and come back to find Oddworld Forums has become some sort of cheap zombie rampage survival horror.
All this begs one question; WHAT DOES 'ALCAR' MEAN ANYWAY?!?!

Also, for the sake of those who haven't worked it out, Hobo, Nate and Max have changed their usernames to 'Alcar' for a joke. What they don't realise is that Alcar has absolute power and when they try to change back in a few days when the joke wears so thin you can see through it, they'll find themselves stuck, after which Alcar will absorb their accounts into his own and elect a new team of admins with which to repeat the monstrosity.

You've ruined it for everyone. D:

For the record, Hobo lacks the capacity to change his own user details, only being a SMOD.

Nate...