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You just made the worst request of your life.
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Well if we're being brutally honest here Fabio, I'd like to cut your head off and have sex with your esophagus, and rub my nipples with your come covered face.
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Leto and AIN for the Oddworld Forums Best Couple 2009! XD
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GAYTIP: Come and Cum are two completely seperate verbs but can be used interchangeably for, sometimes surprisingly still accurate, amusement.
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How exactly did "cum" come har har to be used as another word for semen?
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"IM COMING [up to my highest point of arousal, dear woman]"
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Hmmm. Right over my head. Just like AIN's acidic semen dissolving his mohawk!
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I always use "to come" for "to cum" in the dirty italian language.
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Slowly, ever so slowly, Severus ran his hand along the full length of Harry's member. A spasm of excitement struck them both, and he quickened his pace. To their surprise, when the moment finally came (in a manner of speaking, wink, wink, nudge, nudge), the seed leapt into the air, landing mostly in Harry's mouth. His groan of pleasure excited Severus more than the actual act had, and he knew that he had to prolong it.
Severus leaned in close to his ear, and said "Spit". Dutiful as always, Harry let himself dribble down his chin and unto his chest, where Severus used his nail to form it into the shape of an H. He then grinned at Harry and said "It stands for Hogwarts". They both giggled. Is that more like it? |
*thumbs-up*
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Severus... and Harry?!
Seriously, we need some KibaNaru up on this shit. Alcar... |
I'll see that and raise you a NejiNaru.
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That is... just wrong.
Alcar... |
I demand to know why! Neji is far cuter :(.
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And there is the quintessential difference between our tastes in men ;)
Alcar... |