Stop putting yourself down, we have trolls for that. And you're beginning to make me feel sympathetic, and you won't like me when I'm sympathetic.

Reluctant to respond to that one for she may still be around here somewhere.... actually, BOTH of them were from the forums here at one time.

So between the two I'll give a big YES. One of them was needy and ... um quite frankly insane but I won't say which. The other was the less troubled one but still, at least early on, fairly overweight.

Don' ever feel sympathy for me, my place in life is to stand next to people and make them look better. And the fact of the matter is that overweight is nothing. Hell, fatter chicks than me can be sexy. I have a horrid combination of things, combined with the fact that i'm mostly sterile, therefor i don't produce pheremones. i'm not saying it's hard to look at me, i'm saying it's impossible to be attracted to me in any way other than friendship. even if someone was looking for someone exactly like me they wouldn't want me, i have no 'available for sexing' waft. that's important.

Enough of the self sacrificing please, I'm like the biggest woobie-magnet on this forum and even I can only take so much. Just sit back, relax and post, nobody here barring DI will ever insult you by your physical appearance.

If all else fails, lie back and think of England.

*blink*
England?




.......



lol. Bollocks.

Wikipedia exists for a reason you know, I was being quaint.

what, were you expecting 'lol, teeth'? I don't judge the english, it isn't their fault they're so inbred.

We also shoot foxes, all of us, every Wednesday.

And it feels Fucking Great.

They taste pretty good. I had fox soup at my mom's place in buttfuck virginia. But i'm violently in love with anyone who has ever used the adjective 'gormless' because it's so wonderful and americans just can't pull it off. Scary inbreeding lips aside.

Have you ever seen a guy with a hairlip trying to eat soup in a diner?

What? How? Why? WHY?

no, i havn't. I can imagine it would be uncomfortably hilarious.

i'm on the same wavelength as BM.

My posts lost meaning at 1,750.

See?

Not to be cold but I would say that the reason for that is it creates more opportunities for you to see yourself as chivalrous. Just a guess.

How so?

How so what?

Maybe, I just find I have very little in common with most men *my age*, especially masculine ones.

Until now I'd have said it was maybe due to maturity, but what you say could be a factor.

*Is continuously more and more jealous of people that get to talk to other people on a daily basis*

Not as much fun as you may think. I avoid it as much as possible.

*thought train destruction*

You know, It bugs me that i'm the only person that runs the c and the th together when i cay cthulhu. I mean, I had a teacher that called him 'sloosloo' once.

However.



who wants food? *produces sandwich ring*

I have a mate who worked in a bottle shop in... not the nicest part of town. One day a mother was there with her many children and called out to one who was acting up, "Cthulhu, get over here!".

He questioned her about it. Apparently she didn't know where the name came from but thought it 'had an interesting sound'.

Well, it definately is interesting, and children do usually smell bad, grow tentacles, and drive you insane.

I'm English and proud of it! :D

How would it give him more opportunities to be called chivalrous?

Not be called. To think of himself as. WoF seems to have this idea of himself as a white knight. A chivalrous champion who, through right and honor, will take on the mantle of justice and protect the lady folk.

Yeah, you can blame too many fantasy books/games and my less than satisfactory relationship with my father for my big brother complex. But my chivalric tendancies aren't just limited to women, I tend to view anyone younger than me or who needs help this way.

I am not this.

Well, thank god for that.

*does silly klesmer dance*


*non sequitor siren blares*
I think blind guys are hot.

They probably feel the same about you :) don't give up hope too soon.

i really want that armor.

I really, REALLY want it.

And a sword.

My batleth will do for now.

Jesus. Just... don't pull the 4chan card too often. Some people don't like that around here.



Then again, these people tend to have misconceptions of us channers. Can I not go to /co/ and /tg/ and quietly browse all the other forums without being a self-righteous protester or a dick to epileptics?



edit: *thinks about telling new poster about these ridiculous action asterisks.*

*Decides against it, for anonyman! doesn't care.*

I won't. I'm just being strange today. I'm like this sometimes. Then sometimes I'm the way I was when I wrote the intro.

And I like my action asterisks. How else am I supposed to tell you what I'm not actually doing whilst sitting at my desk??

Sure. Yeah. Anyway, trust no one.

You have a desk now? What's next, a fancy French maid's outfit?

You're just over the top.

When Pilot says that, you know you're a freak.

They'll go great with this

http://www.oddworldforums.net/attach...1&d=1241405444

No, I don' have a french maid outfit. I only have fishnet tights I don't wear because they make me look like goo squeezed through a net.

Oh, and I'm saving up for a corset. Mostly because I have posture issues, not for the nice looking part.

You make ME look normal.

Do you know how hard that is?

Seriously.

Seriously. Her weeaboo tendencies are legendary.