Illuvatar, Mandos, Morgoth. You won't find those people in the movies.

Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!
Ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willow!
Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo!

You won't find them in LoTR either. Silmarillion is pretty awesome though.

Haha, good point. I was seeing it as all one thing.

Going on holidays agian. Back in 4 days. Bye!

I am with OANST. The books suck.

But I hate the films too

I read this as "Saruman wouldn't send his proper troops after Mexico.

I know I wouldn't.

Tom Bombadillo was the Middle Earth version of a hippie/drug addict. :tard:

Wasn't he also some sort of Wizard magic thingy based on weird fan speculation or something?

One does not simply walk into this thread.

I did. And I've found only a void of entertainment where a solid dose of awesome should be. I want more qq'ing about life.

For all those who say life sucks, stop whining and have an appointment with the noose already.

There's still lot's of things to do. I only have one thing left to do.

Which is?

Eat Marmite. And that ain't happening.

I always find honey to taste nicer.

Extending metaphors is fun :).

Fuck off.

Jam FTW srsly.

When life gives you jam you leave it in the windowsill until you catch a fuckton of flies with it and then flame then all.

Is the metaphor still going?

When life gives you Marmite, punch your mother in law and rape her daughter, who is your sister in law. Then repel, for she has eaten Marmite, the stains show quite evidently on her lip.