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Bullet Magnet 03-05-2009 01:15 PM

Basically, you can sell your country's secrets and team kill all you like, but as long as you balance it out with other sins you are absolved of the ninth level.

Slog Bait 03-05-2009 03:12 PM

I tried the test again to purposfully try to get the 9th level of hell, and I succeeded.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Very Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Extreme
Level 7 (Violent)Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Extreme

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

It's actually really easy, in every question that's asking about your loyalty, just answer it so it makes you seem wrathful and treacherous. *gasp*

Nate 03-05-2009 03:30 PM

Yeah, but the celestial judges would be intelligent enough to spot your fraudulence and send you to the Malebolge instead.

shaman 03-06-2009 08:53 AM

I will not bow to you ... as you TRIED to get the ninth level.

Wings of Fire 03-06-2009 09:12 AM

The truly treacherous would avoid Hell completely.

Wil 03-06-2009 09:41 AM

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I will not bow to you ... as you TRIED to get the ninth level.

If you actively try to be evil, you are forgiven and absolved of the punishment appropriate given your actions.

mitsur 03-06-2009 04:53 PM

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/j...5443458943.jpg


An intresting comic, which brings up the thought: If you have to do bad to prevent even worse bad from happening, how does that work out?

Wil 03-06-2009 05:01 PM

That’s just about one of hugest ethical dilemmas there is. Don’t just throw it about like it’s a quaint query. The damage you could cause…

Bullet Magnet 03-06-2009 06:30 PM

Yes. You'd at least want some sort of evidence so that you don't have to go just on the word of a hideous demon from hell.

Pilot 03-06-2009 09:06 PM

Okay, finally got to doing the Dante's Inferno Test. I really hope nobody in this world takes that seriously. I mean really.

I'm terribly embarrassed that I'd even be considered anything close to 'repenting believer' :p And violent? How did it gather that?

Jesus Fuckin Christ. Although "Virtuous Non Believer" is a label I can live with.



The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very High
Level 2 (Lustful)High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Low
Level 7 (Violent)High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test

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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

Bullet Magnet 03-07-2009 07:48 PM

Oh yeah, Limo with Socrates and an eternity's supply of OANST photo manipulations.

Pilot 03-07-2009 08:01 PM

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Oh yeah, Limo with Socrates and an eternity's supply of OANST photo manipulations.

I get to ride there in a Limo with Socrates? Cool!

And I can only do so much with the two 'good' photos that OANST has provided. I really need to ask him for more before I go...

.... oh, sorry guys. My ride's here.


http://my.net-link.net/~dcline/ryck59cad.jpg

Bullet Magnet 03-08-2009 11:37 AM

"Limo"? what the hell was wrong with me last night? I distinctly remember writing "an eternity".

Pilot 03-08-2009 02:33 PM

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"Limo"? what the hell was wrong with me last night? I distinctly remember writing "an eternity".

Musta been in Limbo.

....or Limo, as your Freudian slip would indicate. Room enough for two!

Wil 03-08-2009 04:09 PM

Justin, mate: tried it. Energy: better elsewhere.

shaman 03-09-2009 03:22 PM

I have just noticed (yay me!) that no one is going to purgatory.

This forum has a 100% "damned members rate" so far.

Pilot 03-09-2009 04:15 PM

Some small wonder, huh?

Gays aren't allowed into heaven. We have a good excuse, the rest of you are just.... erm.... I don't know.

I'm sure there's something somewhere that a selfish and wrathful god takes very personally which you've done unknowingly.

Bullet Magnet 03-09-2009 04:39 PM

Challenging the presumption that in the unlikely event that there are any gods, one might be one we worship or have even heard of on Earth is probably a quick way to piss off god if he exists, but if he doesn't then it won't.


Nate 03-09-2009 08:06 PM

Or perhaps this test is stricter than the Celestial Court; after all it focuses on a narrow set of misdeeds and does not take in to account either context or good deeds.

Crashpunk 03-10-2009 08:30 AM

I don't need that test. i know i'm going to hell!

Zerox 03-10-2009 12:19 PM

We had noticed.

Mac Sirloin 03-10-2009 02:39 PM

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Some small wonder, huh?

Gays aren't allowed into heaven. We have a good excuse, the rest of you are just...

Magnificent bastards. That's what we are.