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OddjobAbe 02-01-2009 01:22 AM


Bullet Magnet 02-02-2009 05:06 PM

Join the consensus of the World's Thickest People on this baffling website http://www.instituteforhumancontinuity.org/

Nate 02-05-2009 03:04 PM

In case you ever wanted an interactive toilet.

Bullet Magnet 02-05-2009 04:22 PM

And then it catches a computer virus...

Mac Sirloin 02-06-2009 09:00 AM



I love Bulldogs so much.

Havoc 02-07-2009 06:21 AM

Uwe Boll... Funny... does not compute!


Pilot 02-07-2009 09:30 AM

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Join the consensus of the World's Thickest People on this baffling website http://www.instituteforhumancontinuity.org/



Well I can begin to appreciate them doing what they feel is a 'service' for mankind, but a lot of that site doesn't make sense. For example... what is the IHC Lottery?

"The IHC Lottery will not save everyone. It will, however, give each individual an equal chance at survival. Guarantee your chance by registering today. Because the ticket you receive is only valid for one person, we recommend encouraging your family and friends to sign up as well. We're all in this together."

In what together... ticket for what? The whole thing is intentionally ambiguous.... Who would think that *if* there was some global disaster that there would even be any kind of global infrastructure left in tact to be dealing with worthless 'tickets'? There's no common sense at play in this. Anyone truly concerned about some global disaster would spend less time worrying about tickets and learning some survival tactics.

I'd sooner deduce that there's some kind of marketing gimmick at play; marketing likes to induce fear to sell a product. :fuzsad:

OddjobAbe 02-07-2009 02:51 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jh16TPEDjB4
What a catchy tune.


Wings of Fire 02-08-2009 11:07 AM


Duran Duran are win.

mitsur 02-13-2009 05:23 PM

I don't know what the fuck is going on with my youtube videos. I have to type the code, edit in html tags, then edit it again to delete the html tags, and then it works. If I just post the code it refuses to work.






Bullet Magnet 02-16-2009 05:41 AM

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-02-04-ex1.jpg

News link in the picture. No good will come of this.

I notice there's no "EX-Chauvanist" version. I give their marketing team an A for effort. They have a website for those motivated to make a purchase.

OddjobAbe 02-16-2009 08:09 AM

Dear God, what will they think of next? I am in stitches, but slightly wound up.

Bullet Magnet 02-16-2009 08:26 AM

Photographic evidence that people can simeultaneously be ex-masturbators and yet still absolute wankers.

Hobo 02-16-2009 08:50 AM

Ex-thinker

shaman 02-16-2009 01:00 PM

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Photographic evidence that people can simeultaneously be ex-masturbators and yet still absolute wankers.
This is why the pro - masturbaters should get guns.

The sooner the better.

Nate 02-16-2009 03:29 PM

*makes joke about holding his weapon in his hand*

*commits sepaku*

Mac Sirloin 02-16-2009 03:47 PM

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http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-02-04-ex1.jpg

News link in the picture. No good will come of this.

I notice there's no "EX-Chauvanist" version. I give their marketing team an A for effort. They have a website for those motivated to make a purchase.

Did you miss the "EX-Homosexual"? Like, holy shit.

Bullet Magnet 02-16-2009 05:19 PM

They've been beating the "homosexuality can be cured" drum since time immemorial. But what's one more fantasy to these people?

Pilot 02-16-2009 06:55 PM

OANST bullying John K into signing a piece from his vast collection of Ren & Stimpy and George Liquor merchandise.

http://www.oddworldforums.net/attach...1&d=1234842767

Now THAT'S a fan!

Bullet Magnet 02-16-2009 07:35 PM

A most terrible fate. He will me missed.

Pilot 02-16-2009 07:37 PM

POWDERED!

TOANST!

MAAANNN!!!!!!!

http://www.oddworldforums.net/attach...1&d=1234846640

Havoc 02-17-2009 05:50 AM

Roflcopter

Check out this clip. Its on a Dutch site but worth the watch.

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/4044...net_humor.html

OddjobAbe 02-17-2009 12:57 PM



Bullet Magnet 02-20-2009 11:06 AM



shaman 02-20-2009 01:31 PM

http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJh2HtGNBDw

i just love this.

Havoc 02-20-2009 03:37 PM

This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.



EDIT: And this is a close second:


E'l Scrabino 02-21-2009 04:11 AM

I lol'd at both of those :)

Bullet Magnet 02-21-2009 09:04 AM

The second one is fake. It violates Newton's third law of motion and the first law of thermodynamics.

Havoc 02-21-2009 04:11 PM

Duh of course it's fake. It's still funny XD.

And if you think those two are funny, I just found a clip that had me absolutely in tears from laughter. Listen it completely to the end, it's so hilarious XD.


Daxter King 02-24-2009 01:42 PM

http://mainframe.uk.net/images/stumble/cooter.jpg

OANST 02-25-2009 07:54 AM

Another n64 game should do the trick. Yes.

moxco 02-25-2009 10:39 AM

ROFL that's frickin hilarious. He's either such a retard it's funny or a really good fake. Either way it's still funny. Anyway do you have a link? I'd like to see the replies.

EDIT: http://forums.filefront.com/spam-for...ds-cooter.html

OANST 02-25-2009 10:44 AM

I'd say that it was a really bad fake. I still thought it was funny, though.

shaman 02-25-2009 11:36 AM

Butter ... she's not a fucking turkey.

OANST 02-25-2009 11:59 AM

What's with all the banned members on that forum? It's like 75 percent of the people in that thread.

mitsur 02-27-2009 07:05 PM

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/j...n_of_Death.jpg


http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/j...n_of_Doubt.jpg

Hobo 03-01-2009 08:15 AM

http://www.fmylife.com/

OddjobAbe 03-01-2009 10:55 AM

None of those stories of misfortune are as entertaining as this:

Bullet Magnet 03-01-2009 11:29 AM


I love this man.

Wings of Fire 03-01-2009 04:29 PM

http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Animal...ing/index.html

Pretty old, but still a fucking good read.

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None of those stories of misfortune are as entertaining as this:


For some reason when I was younger I never once considered they could just of shot it out of the sky.