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Alcar 08-11-2008 12:45 AM

^ Needs more oxygen
< Doesn't have Jesus in his life
V 90% it will be AlienMagi

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Hates the limitations of preg_replace.

Please explain.

Alcar...

Wil 08-11-2008 12:57 AM

↑ Needs more Jesus.
← Thinks everyone should worship his pornographic avatar.
↓ Takes œstrogen.

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Please explain.

I need one value in a replacement array to refer to a value in a different array based on a backreference.

Carnix 08-11-2008 01:08 AM

^ Should know pornographic avatars are against the rules (also should be informed that that's not pornographic, i can show you pornographic...:D)
< Wishes he saw this thread sooner and no longer requires œstrogen (I kinda realized that I'm a guy... It's depressing :D)
v Hates Alienmagi

Nate 08-11-2008 01:12 AM

^ No comment.
< Is slowly going deaf in one ear due to the headset he has to wear for work to answer dumbarse phone calls.
V Taste like chicken.

alf's brother's mate 08-11-2008 01:14 AM

I'll post quick!

^ I will buy them a peice of land to sex people on.

< Wanted Nate's spot, and does indeedy tastle like chicken.

V I will buy them a peice of land to sex people on.

ABM :p

used:) 08-11-2008 02:59 AM

^ Is a eunuch.
< Has an awesome singing voice.
V Will be castrated.

Wil 08-11-2008 04:12 AM

↑ Owes me.
← Lovehates the challenge, and is waiting to hear back from his consultant.
↓ Will be castrated on my behalf.

Carnix 08-11-2008 04:21 AM

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↓ Will be castrated on my behalf.

Well there's no way I'm following that!

...

OH SHIT!!


^ ganna castrate me
< ganna hafta kill him^
v may be laughing now but just wait...

AlienMagi 08-11-2008 06:21 AM

^ ahahahha
< slept today 8D
V will eat carnix's lost balls :P

Carnix 08-11-2008 06:28 AM

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V will eat carnix's lost balls :P

What a predicament.
Whoda thought Id do that!
^ will go mad, create a giant evil laser and enslave all of OWF for hating him...
< will go mad, create a giant evil laser and cook his lost balls with it...
v has gone mad, joined the oddworld forum and posted after me...

Mac Sirloin 08-11-2008 07:24 AM

^ Unfortunate
< Pissed there's no cereal in the house. AT ALLLLLLL.
V Will go on a serial killing spree because there is no piss in their house.

Bullet Magnet 08-11-2008 09:30 AM

^ Exhibits behaviour worthy of further study
< Has better justifications for his frequent killing sprees.
V Is actually a dust mite in human form.

OddjobAbe 08-11-2008 09:37 AM

^ Has me fathomed

< Is posting because he has nothing to do for the day, and there are no threads that interest me right now.

V Knows what Dr. Salvador and his friend Mr. Sunshine look like.

Hobo 08-11-2008 10:33 AM

^ Likes dicks

< Banned AlienMagi

V Isn't Alienmagi

Mac Sirloin 08-11-2008 10:57 AM

^ Banned AlienMagi. FOR REALZIES
< Just had a nice bike ride, enjoyed the Killer7 soundtrack doing so, is happy.
V AlienMagi's Ghost.

Anonyman! 08-11-2008 12:53 PM

^ HOLY JESUS TITS IMMA GHOST

< FUCK STROODLE CANCER BALLS IMMA GHOST

V HEY SHIT BREAST DICK MOUTH IMMA MOTHERFUCKING NOODLE RAPE GHOST

SHIT

Mac Sirloin 08-11-2008 01:01 PM

^ Holy shit what the fuck is that it's a fucking ghost oh jesus
< Lolling at Anonyman!'s sig
V ZOMBIE GOASTS LEAVE THIS PLACE

Anonyman! 08-11-2008 01:07 PM

^ fuck now i must leave because i am gh:tard:st now and he said gh:tard:sts leave so i have to leave shit

< Appreciated the compliment.


V Sees deeeaaaad peeeeeeoooooplllleeeee.

Leto 08-11-2008 08:42 PM

^ Has changed from his previously much better avatar
< Can see dead people, at funerals
V Wants teh cock in teh vag

Anonyman! 08-11-2008 08:47 PM

^ Fine. Avatar Nazi.

< Changed his avater as I do enjoy me some awkward face "I-SEE-WHAT-YOU-DID-THERE" Kermit.

V Can't appreciate the musical masterpiece that is my signature.

Leto 08-11-2008 08:52 PM

^ Is much better now ilu
< Appreciated the Dolly Parton musical stylings
V Loves Leto up the bum

Anonyman! 08-11-2008 11:30 PM

^ How far?

< Wants to wear thigh-high stockings and can't figure out why.

V Is as happy as I am that AlienMagi has been eviscerated.

Nate 08-12-2008 01:15 AM

OKAY, NEW RULE: You must wait five posts by other people before posting again.

^ You have no idea!
< Is is love with the gods of AVG
V Drinks Starbucks and enjoys it. Ewwww.

Hobo 08-12-2008 02:39 AM

^Applied to work at Starbucks

< Is going to necrum this thread when he's bored of it

V Will miss this thread when i necrum it

Oddey 08-12-2008 04:28 AM

^ Is not correct.
< Is not correct.
V Will miss this thread when Hobo necrums it.

Laser 08-12-2008 07:28 AM

^ Is correct...its my own thread :(

< Will cry when Hobo Necrums it

V is bored with all the bum loving

Alcar 08-12-2008 07:41 AM

↑ Shouldn't have started this thread then.
← Will never stop enjoying all the bum loving.
↓ Is an utter c***.

Alcar...

alf's brother's mate 08-12-2008 07:51 AM

Damn.

^ Will never stop enjoying all the bum loving.

< Is an utter c***. (apparently)

V Has no friends.

Mac Sirloin 08-12-2008 07:53 AM

^ ABM, BEING CALLED A CROW ISN'T AN INSULT, DUMBASS
Friggin' dumbasses.
< Has many, many mexican friends
V Doesn't own a bicycle

Anonyman! 08-12-2008 10:33 AM

^ It's broken. And it sucks.

< I tripped on a puddle of vomit once.

V Doesn't enjoy the company of rabid homeless people infested with lice.

mudling 08-13-2008 01:37 AM

^ Are you kidding? I love Hobo!

< I'm trying to be responcible/ brown noser/ corrupt now for prefect so sorry if it's reflected here.

V Is probably going to close this thread. Unless it's Hobo, then the thread closes Hobo.

Moosh da Outlaw 08-13-2008 01:51 AM

^ Normal members can close threads now? HAWT DOG
< Is angry that parents won't let her build a habitrail with both hamsters AND snakes to see who will survive the longest.
V Played Cooking Mama and liked it.

Carnix 08-13-2008 02:46 AM

^ Just became one of my favourite people! Hamsters verses snakes! Genius!
< Pulled himsef away from Cooking Mama to create a simulation of the ubove genius - Hamsters win.
v Fought a hamster once - Hamster won.

Nate 08-13-2008 03:12 AM

^ Is losing his perspicacity!
< Underestimated that hamster's will to survive. Who'd have thought that little bugger would have been able to squirm out of there?
V Is too innocent to get that last mental image.

Mac Sirloin 08-13-2008 08:11 AM

^ Hitler for hamsters
< Coo-coo for coco puffs
V Some fucking idiot

abe is now! 08-13-2008 08:19 AM

^ it's born a crest.
< wanna go to Turin
V wanna gets out of my pants.

Laser 08-13-2008 08:54 AM

^ Has the worst Grammar ever
< Is amazingly Handsome
V Is Braid

abe is now! 08-13-2008 09:04 AM

I haven't understood when I can post here...

Anonyman! 08-13-2008 11:52 AM

^ Thanks for breaking the chain...

< Is angry.

V Is gonna cyber-yell at me for being angry towards AIN.

alf's brother's mate 08-13-2008 12:55 PM

^ I dont know what that means

< Dammit there was no need for that Annoyman!

V Will have babies with seven bottoms