my birthday is next friday.
and thanks cream for u know for admiting u're afraid of some oddworld stuff.

But Abe turns you on, right?

Abe619, do you hate it because you feel guilty thinking about it? I'm not being satirical at all, it genuinely interests me. If you could tell me anything about how you feel about voraphilia I'd be very interested. :)

but Nate the only reason you want to get on topic is to hide your insane uncontrollable lust for Abe and his dirty loincloth

Thats ok Abe619 everyones scared of something.

I have in the past stated my preference for Grubbs. As many of them as you could fit in a muddy puddle.

Please, people. If it's not about sexual lusting after the grotesque fictional characters from Oddworld, it's not good enough for the Oddworld Forums.

And Havoc, and it's your sig that is cut off./me breaks own rule

I used to like Stranger. Until I realized that in the earlier part of the game, that he would do mostly anything for moolah, even take down a poor critter of his own type, now imagine being his boy/girlfriend. The I realized how sexualy frustrating it would be to be with a four legged creature (after the de-pantsing scene).
Then I made myself an alter-ego, Wolfie -points to avatar-, who is a steef, now I like him again. Yes, I realized that I'm insane, and that no one cares, but I'm confessing.

SPOILER FORUM

ah how those days are gone

This reply is based on the first post....
Um, How can anyone think a Oddworld character, or CREATURE, is sexy?
I mean, anything BUT Mudokons.
I dunno. Maybe it's because I'm a guy and don't see your point of view but...
Ew. You continue on with your crush on Abe I guess.

No it isn't. The quote is there, just a tiny bit of the quote box that's missing.

Oh Johnnyboy if only you know how much i love him. <:-)

Does he answer your calls?

I wish he did. :lol: :blush:

Yes, it is because your a guy and (from my experience in Stranger's Wrath) there are no hot girls for a guy to like. My personal reason for my crush is that Stranger is a dangerous bad ass, that, and I'm insane. (Yes I realize that the question was not directed at me)

Hoo-Raa for insanity!

Hm...Quite...Odd.
Very Odd indeed.
But, come on, the oddworld creatures don't even remotely look sexy.

What, you don't think Scrabs are shining pillars of GAR?

One the subject of sexual fetishes, I'm totally a Lolicon.

some people are starting to freak me out abit here with there OW inhabitant sexual fantasies..

Me too. But whilst I'm here, just as an experiment, what do people think of Munch?

Munch would be an uke in any relationship.

:lol: That's really funny Wings of Fire. I don't even wanna think about that. :eek:
He's not sexy at all. :dead:

But, and I ask this seriously OddYouko, if you were drunk, would you?

Would I what? I wouldn't get drunk in the first place. :D

Why do you think Munch has a big hand-foot-thing?

He's cute, in the puppy-dog way, wouldn't do him. Unless I was REALLY drunk:D-no wait never mind, I'll never be THAT drunk, maybe:fuzconf:, no never.

Am I one of those people?

>.> I'm staying away from this thread...

Munch has big teeth, and that's just what I don't want in a blowjob (that's about as high as he could get).

Well he's never going to, because he's a fictional 3 dimensional character.

He wont return your letters neither.

I know. :-P

I WISH my mod powers would let me delete this oh god I do.

Regarding Letos post on how Munch would give blowjobs.......how would a Slig giving you a blowjob feel like? All those tentacles.....



Any yes I realise this is technically bumping but this thread is too epic to die. I actually prefer Grubbs by the way.

Yeah well, I'm not really into blueish greenish people who wear nothing but loincloths.

I like munch, he is the hottest.

http://www.oddworld.au.com/site/feat...es/munch04.jpg

A Slig blowjob? I’m not convinced they don’t have some kind of beak behind those tentacles. That wouldn’t make it so pleasant.

There’s a thought, are blowjobs better if they come from toothless old people?

*throws up*

Thanks Max :)

I cant decide if I hate or love this thread......

I read somewhere vaguely official that sligs have "very weak jawlines".

Munch totally turns me on.

This thread is so last month.

Slig fellatio whould feel like rubbing your cock with a moist mop, and aurally the sound of schulps, ahk-ahk's and various other Slig idle chatter would most certainly 'kill your buzz', which would furthermore prove arousal, and the act of fellatio, more difficult than initially thought.

Our next topic: do any oddworldian creatures have anuses, and is it possible to commit taboo acts upon them, or could they only commit such taboo acts upon us?

Paramite handjobs(more facejobs, rather)?

There. I've covered a few more topics. Let's get another page out of this.

I’m sure there’s cockfoster space whence Paramites spin their webbing.

Yes, I noticed a bit of Goatse in that concept.

I have an announcement:

Jesus fucking Christ.

I can actually envision Munch fellatio as we speak.

Picture this scene: He's just the right height to get to your dong. He's got little crooked teeth, but I'm sure he could open his jaw wide enough. He tickles you with his tonsils, eagerly looking up with his big round eyes for your relieved face and sign of approval.

This image will stick to me until I sleep.