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Hobo 01-09-2008 07:21 AM

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I have a talent: when others are near to me, they get angry without any reason.

Wonder why

abe is now! 01-09-2008 07:28 AM

I don't know why: I think I release I bad "aura" that annoys people.

Mac Sirloin 01-09-2008 07:57 AM

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Kastere, I love your avatar a whole lot.

Fuck, it's still making me titter.

The 9/11 Empire conspiracy.

My Anti drug.

OANST 01-09-2008 09:27 AM

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I don't know why: I think I release I bad "aura" that annoys people.

Somebody do an ip check. This person cannot be real.

abe is now! 01-09-2008 09:43 AM

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Somebody do an ip check. This person cannot be real.

Do you really think I am a robot? I wasn't kidding when I told that. I think people hate me for some reasons. But I don't know them. I don't think to be a "monster".

Hobo 01-09-2008 10:22 AM

No. You're far too smart for a robot abe is now! You must be some kind of a magic robot!

Strike Witch 01-09-2008 02:15 PM

He's IN THE MATRIX.

OANST 01-09-2008 02:26 PM

That explains it.

metroixer 01-09-2008 04:58 PM

http://207.199.174.56/img/KcwCgwFErH_i-am-amused.jpg

I couldn't find any better picture to express my feelings right now.

scrab queen 01-09-2008 06:34 PM

http://www.northwestindiana.com/phot...2520TOPIC!.jpg

Disgruntled Intern 01-09-2008 07:57 PM

Yeah, way to contribute.

abe is now! 01-10-2008 05:17 AM

A new talent that I have: I can make laugh people when they see me! Naturally not everyone, but a lot of friends. That's not because I am ugly, but because of my strange "aura".

Wings of Fire 01-10-2008 11:38 AM

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A new talent that I have: I can make laugh people when they see me! Naturally not everyone, but a lot of friends. That's not because I am ugly, but because of my strange "aura".

I can think of absolutely nothing more demeaning, revealing or insulting to say that you haven't already admitted to yourself. You are by far the worst enemy you will ever make.

oddyssey 01-10-2008 12:06 PM

I think im with Wings on this one, abe is now, it's not good if you say things like that about your self, it's not funny and its not a talent:(

Hobo 01-10-2008 12:06 PM

No i think I hold that role of Abe Is Now!s worst enemy

abe is now! 01-10-2008 01:01 PM

I am passing a very bad period of my life: puberty. Nobody insults me. If I make laugh other persons there is a reason. The problem is that I don't know it. Anyway, if you didn't understand it, I was ironic: I told "talent" because it's a thing that I hate and if anyone do not know what's metaphor, irony or something else, and when a person is ironic... that's the problem.
Anyway thanks, Hobo.

Strike Witch 01-10-2008 01:34 PM

Bwahaha.

This thread Wins.

Wings of Fire 01-10-2008 01:53 PM

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I think im with Wings on this one, abe is now, it's not good if you say things like that about your self, it's not funny and its not a talent:(

You are always with me. don't deny it!
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No i think I hold that role of Abe Is Now!s worst enemy

We could hold a tourney for it :D I'd enter
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I am passing a very bad period of my life: puberty.

Stop being annoying and learn the social unacceptability of pressing your moist fingertip against your peers skin and the time will fly by.
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Nobody insults me. If I make laugh other persons there is a reason. The problem is that I don't know it. Anyway, if you didn't understand it, I was ironic: I told "talent" because it's a thing that I hate and if anyone do not know what's metaphor, irony or something else, and when a person is ironic... that's the problem.
Anyway thanks, Hobo.

I'm confused, if you're ashamed of all your parlor tricks why post them in the first place? Thats not really irony, sounds more like spam to me.

In conclusion, stop being an ass and digging a deeper hole for yourself. (Although I have to admit I am quite enjoying the show)

Hobo 01-10-2008 02:14 PM

OWF is not a place for teen angst.

Well not since I grew up.

Strike Witch 01-10-2008 03:56 PM

You didn't grow up, you just got fat and hairy.

Wil 01-11-2008 03:02 AM

Or ‘fairy’ as all the portmantcool kids are calling it.

Fuzzle Guy 01-11-2008 05:32 AM

I'm double jointed in my thumbs. Often comes in handy when someone is picking on you and a teacher walks past "Look what he did to my thumbs!"

abe is now! 01-11-2008 05:48 AM

I leave. Thank you....
Wings of Fire, I am not an ass.