Pelagic Scyphozoans FTW!
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1.I would steal a monkey and I would do some alien tests in my laboratory!I didn't research a monkey yet...
2.Hobo:Yes and you post too much Mojo:... because elephants obviously can't walk backwards. LOL theese two posts kicks asses dude :crafty: |
AlienMagi, you aren't an Alien, it's not even clever any more, I think that you should drop it, no one finds it amusing except you.
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Or me.
Actually, I might like it. Do you use a 7 or an 8 blade to remove my spleen? Can you pronounce spleen? Can you pronounce pronounce? |
I'd steal a camel. I'd ride it like an Elum...camels do kinda look like Abe's pet Elum o_O;
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Mitochondria. Chlamydia. (Sp?) Excelsior. The list goes on. Anyway, I decree that a phallic snakebodied candlebat would suffice for my interests. |
Oh, and maybe a Maned Wolf, those things are kewl as custard lawl
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I hate you.
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Ah, the naked mole rat Heterocephalus glaber. A glorious specimen there.
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God I would so TOTALLY take that blobfish home with me. Thing made me laugh for like, five straight minutes.
To be serious I would probably.... Ugh I would love to have like, a pet shark or octopus or something like that. Preferably this one. |
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Wow, that naked mole rat is SEXAY!
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A white tiger and a red panda.
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Out of curiosity Wolfpac, is this thread based on the famous Ed Kavalee question?
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For some reason this entire page reads like the random surrealism generator from DI's signature.
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This page wishes it was as good as my signature.
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ohh, and a Zebra!!! I would steal on of those, with their funky mohawks and stripes
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Zebras hate humans.
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Any member of the Irwin family.
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Steve Irwin's daughter is pretty ugly.
I think she should be in a freakshow, not a zoo. |
She does live in some Aussie zoo though, and does shows.
I'd use her as some sort of mind-control, Cobra-Commander, blow-up-while-hugging-president type plot. Meglomania. Dealing with it takes a village. |
Well in the years to come we can only hope she'll die a more humiliating and utterly preventable death than her ding-dong father.
Good God that man was an idiot. |
Well, at least it makes for good material when you're stuck in a lift.
"Oh, man, my dad always said there'd be times like this." "My dad was killed on tape when a Stingray stuck him through the heart." "......" |
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Ha ha ha... I miss that show. Why did they have to ax it? |
Interesting fact, Alcar is working at London Zoo shoveling elephant crap today. MOCK HIM
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That's a fine career for a young man these days, well done Alcar.
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Today, the elephant poo; tomorrow...
In other news, Kastere has finally earnt a little of my respect. I'd probably steal the zoo's rarest an most valuable animal, sell it to a rival zoo and use the money to live rihly throughout my univeristy life. Also, I's then go back to the zoo and steal one of those smaller-than-your-thumbnail-with-enough-poison-to-kill-ten-men frogs cus then I can breed them and have an army of deadlypoisonminikillerfrogs with which to take over the world. Like Alfred Hitchcock but without the birds or the embarrasing surname. |
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LIES! You know why no one has said a Hippo? because they're the most permanantly pissed off animal ever and will not hesitate to devour you. Better than any gaurd dog, though. |
Kangaroo, I've always wondered what having my stomach kicked out would feel like.
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Come to Canada, I'll show you.
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Cool :D Do you also have multiple genitals?
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Edit: STFUPPERCUT
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It's Super Effective!
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Jesus, Ghost, your sig and avatar are too fucking awesome now.
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Eh, it's just Megatron.
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Not the Megatron I remember.
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