In my opinion, anyone sticking their member in an animal of another species in real life should be shot in the genitles and sent to jail immediatly. It's discraceful and discusting.
Now I know Havoc maybe a furry of some sort and I'm sorry for maybe being offensive, but come on! It's down right wrong! |
Well gee thanks :p.
You're entitled to your opinion, just like anyone else. I respect it, just don't agree with it :). Havoc |
I saw somebody get kicked by a shetland pony. Cracked one of his ribs!
/no, he wasn't trying to have sex with it. |
I heard a little song someone was singing on the Bus the other day about Beastiality....
"Bestiality's great, mate! Beastiality's great, SCREW A KANGAROO! Beastiality's...etc. |
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Yes, we need pictures to tell us that.
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I know, 5 minutes ago I was having a very serious discussion about whether or not it was against the Jedi code of being detached and passionless to have sex.
Serious indeed. Hey, all you cat****ers, don't feel so bad. You're getting some action, which is more than I can say. |
Exactly :D
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Over at IIDB. There have been some pretty choice comments, here's my fav.
"O really? I thought being a Jedi was a lifelong thing. How many children do you think ol' Yoda is going to have after he retires at age 850? I guess he would have certain advantages that might could compensate for his physical problems, though. Yoda: Come back to my place, would you like? Comely Green Woman: But...you're so much older than I am. Yoda (waves hand): Come back to my place, you WILL. CGW: I WILL come back to your place...but seriously...can you even perform at your age? Yoda: Used THE FORCE to raise things before, I have. CGW: So, ok, anything else I need to know? Yoda: Size matters not. |
That reminds me of a clip I heard from Weird Al Yankovic (sp) at some point! Hahaha
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@old and not so tasty
You really don't want to know. |
Huh?
10 characters |
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He clearly possesses dangerous superpowers of which he has not yet achieved full control. I know how that feels.
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10? Not that i know of ..
Dangerous superpowers? *laughs out loud* No, that has almost nothing to do with it ... and it's not some weird conspiracy theory to be talking about ... |
He only wrote "10 characters" so that the response would go through :rolleyes:.
How's about either being more specific as to what the hell you mean, or staying on topic? |
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Hmm....you sound like an Emo/Therian. Just a guess. |
... if you say so.
If we are so off topic then ignore my previous posts and move on. ... fact is, that i would never do anything to hurt the animal, but I'd do almost everything to make her happy. |
..........What way should I take that?
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Oral? Masturbation?
Sounds like freak to me. |
Hey, Your your Imagination. U.U
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I thought such a thing only existed in cartoons!
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I have a point I'm curious about, to those who are Zoophiliacs here - is it any particular gender of animal you're attracted to? Is it always 'heterosexual' or doesn't it matter so much? Was thinking about this this morning... need a proffessional opinion! :)
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A professional opinion no less :p.
Well I can't speak for anyone else but myself, so I won't. With humans I'm not really attracted to males, with tigers and the like I don't really care for some reason, dunno why. Guess tigers are just sexy no matter what :p. Havoc |
I guess I'll answer that, too, since it does pertain to me one way or another. I'm a heterosexual zoophile, I mean, I can appreciate that female felines (hehe, alliteration) are very beautiful, but it's really the males I'm attracted to. Hm.
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I once stuck my little finger up a cat's vagina.
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I don't think we needed to hear that. |
And yet, this thread just wouldn't be the same if we hadn't.
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True true... :p
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@ Statikk HDM
Well, if you call me a freak because i might do that, i can define you as freak because you'll never do it. It's only a matter of perspective. @ Reptile Cartoons are made by people (at least for now) .. imagine that ... @Goresplatter Same opinion as Havoc and as far as i know, i couldn't do anything special to females. Being a zoo is just one part of me. I am not always acting like that and i don't go around jumping behind every fence i see. |
That's just horrible. I don't think man was intended to abuse animals in that way. I don't think you are horrible people or anything. I just hate the sin not the sinner.
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Yea well you're talking from a religious standpoint which means I can not discuss this matter with you in any way I can think off...
And it's not abuse, it's love for the animal. There's a difference there... Havoc |
But sex is not about love. It is about lust. And any person performing these acts on an animal is pushing their own sexual agenda. Not the animals. That's a funny kind of love. I just don't think god could ever okay such an act.
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Well apparently he doesn't have any problems with it cuz I'm not dead yet... Damn perverted god guy. Just watching and not doing anything about it... Tss!
You listen to me mate. Any genuine zoophile out there would never abuse an animal and any sexual actions taken are always in consent of two adult creatures. Havoc |
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Zoophilia is love towards animal? Right or left? :P .. and from that standpoint we can't really talk about love. One-way love is lust. This definition would be more than suitable for bestiality. But zoophilia is not about lust. It is about taking care for an animal (leave that -giving 'em food- thing alone), expressing each others desires and worrying when something happens. It is when words don't matter anymore. That living thing is like your best friend, family, partner and someone you can talk to all at once. There is a point when you can really trust an animal and you get that back. They are never tired of sharing love and they won't lick your face because you're sweet (ok, wrong example), but because knowing you like it. I can just melt of happiness when they do it. |
It's sort of goes against nature even if you want to take god out of the equation. Although, I suppose it would be interesting to see half man, half tigers.
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Watch the Thundercats or go onto DeviantArt.
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eh, I guess I'm not that interested.
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